Did Anyone Miss Me?

16 hours from Brisbane to LA ....

Customs & Immigration at LAX ....

5 hours from LA to Miami ....

The cab ride from Miami International to Hollywood ....

3 Hurricanes ....

The Florida show....

MORE arguments with the US FDA about importing cookies and chocolate .....

Being mobbed for Australian chocolate cookies (sorry to those who missed out!!!) ....

5 hangovers (except for Friday, I was sick as a dog and didn't even make the GFY welcome bash) ....

NOT meeting at least 6 people I wanted to meet (including Bell, who I part-sponsored to go to the bloody thing, MikeA1 who was never at his booth when I dropped by, Gonzo who I thought I could NEVER miss and Lee and Gary-Alan who I think avoided me !!!) ....

Carrying a naked male stripper around the bar on my shoulders at the Gay Club, the Boardwalk, THEN on the SAME night jumping the queue and bullshitting my and my friends way into the VIP section of Scarletts Strip Club (LOVE being a big bald obnoxious Aussie sometimes) ....

A few days R&R at the ....Delano Hotel in South Beach (sen-fucking-sational)....

6 hours back from Miami to LA ....

The cab ride to West Hollywood ....

Burgers at Mel's Diner on the Strip with Don from Ounique (cheers my friend) ....

MANY drinks and playing with the locals @ The Viper Room on the strip, and NOT leaving the way River Phoenix left ....

Shopping for the girlfriend and kids at the Beverley Center ....

The cab ride to LAX ....

US Customs (again !!!) ....

16 hours flight home (with FOUR seats across to myself !!! WOO-HOO !!!) ....

And then ......

5 days on Heron island on the amazing Barrier Reef !!!!

Yep, a fine trip, lots of fun, and my first real rest and recreation at the end in a LONG time.

It's nice to be home :)

A quick shout out to some top people I spent my time with at the show:
- Raven (one class act babe)
- Matt @ Co from Bad Puppy (Hi Daddy !!!)
- Bob Cox from ImaxPay (a true gentleman and a pro)
- Sebastian from Python (an extremely cool guy)
- Jason from Sago (ready for another party dude?)
- Evil Dan (skater boi look suits you dude!!)
- Guido and Izzy from JuicyCash (damn, we didn't even party together dudes !!)
- Inabon, Joesho and Nick "Can I Buy A Vowel" Papageorgio (damn, we DID party together dudes!)
- Hank, Mr Skin himself (hope the kids enjoyed the cookies my man)
- Aussie Michael (think you can keep up with me again in Vegas boy?)
- Mark from Intensecash (a lovely guy)
- Bec (wanna adopt a grandson?)
- John from CECash (kickin back and taking it ALL in)
- Kevin from the Hangout (looks like he should be on the pro surf tour dude)
- John, Richard and Garrett from iBill (maybe you might get us back?)
- Adrian and Patrick from CCBill (the guy from ChiChi Clicks and the mad hatter)
- Fred from NetPond (You owe me one hell of a night out dude! - take it outta my debt collection commission for ya!)
- Meat, Aga and Haui from the Pond (age shall not weary them, as the years condemn) he he

The others who I partied hard with forgive me, as I was the one playing up like a second-hand lawnmower you will undoubtedly remember me better than I you.

Thanks everyone for a truly memorable experience.

Back on deck and back to work for me now.

The "OPEN FOR BUSINESS" sign is back on the door ....

:-)

:biker:

Was wondering when you'd suface LOL ... welcome back ... and who am I adopting?

Welcome back CBT!

We were elusive.. just ask Buck Angel how he and I kept missing each other by nano-seconds. And the one moment I did see him in one place I had ameeting I had to run to.

Vegas man Vegas! LOL You Buck and I can get chained in one place... Buck's great at that I hear LOL

Now get back to work dammit! LOL

Happy to hear all are home safe and sound.

My best,
Gary-Alan

Hey Gary-Alan!

You know, the fucking stupid thing is that I must have run past both you and Lee AND Bell at least twice while I was doing the rounds of the bar playing horsey with that damn stripper.

I am sure my left ear lost it's virginity halfway round the second time.

The best parties I went to were the Boardwalk and then this cliched (but way cool) little Gay bar that Matt, Steve et al dragged Tim and I to.

Strange enough, for a straight boy, I ALWAYS have MUCH more fun at gay bars with gay friends. SOOOO much more fun than the Discovery Channel bullshit I get in straight clubs looking the way I look.

A better class of people generally I expect. :wtf:

Anyways, from that night I have a vague recollection of giving Intensecash Mark a lap dance (either that or some other guy in a wheelchair thought it was Christmas) - sorry buddy :-)

I also, at some point, became Matt's bitch.

Does that now mean I work for BadPuppy Daddy?

Ha ha ha ha ha :baby:

But the whole Bell story cracks me up - we do a deal, make sure she gets there, and then don't even get to say hello...

Ha ha ha ha.

Will have to wait until Vegas babe.

And YES, you read the inference correctly my dear. Hit me up.

Let's see if we can go another 3 or 4 days running in the same circles and still managing NOT to meet.

:biker:

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But the whole Bell story cracks me up - we do a deal, make sure she gets there, and then don't even get to say hello... "


that's YOUR fault WHORE-boy...

~Bell

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Originally posted by Bell
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But the whole Bell story cracks me up - we do a deal, make sure she gets there, and then don't even get to say hello... "


that's YOUR fault WHORE-boy...

~Bell

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I didn't say it was a bad thing, and yes, I missed you by 5 minutes several times, and yes, more my fault than any one elses....

When I said it cracks me up, I did mean the irony, nothing derogatory at all.

DO read carefully what I said at the bottom of the post :-)

I mean that.

:biker:

It was awesome meetin' ya and seein Tim again. Say hey to him for me ;)
Glad to see you both made it back ok!

:D

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Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
I didn't say it was a bad thing, and yes, I missed you by 5 minutes several times, and yes, more my fault than any one elses....

When I said it cracks me up, I did mean the irony, nothing derogatory at all.

DO read carefully what I said at the bottom of the post :-)

I mean that.

:biker:

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re-read it... and GOT your DRIFT this second time around...
all I can say to that is - that was going to be a GIVEN
WHORE-boy... the FULL FULL FULL treatment this time around...
Jan.3-7 (day before and day after... Mandalay FuckingBay...
and Expo Pass of course... oh and round trip air fare from Dayton, Ohio.... LOL... that's it for now... unless I think of something else...)

so like GA said above "get back to work" LOL...

~Bell

You were gone? LOL

Regards,

Lee

lol Lee, glad I'm not the last to know this time! :specs:

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Originally posted by BDBionic
It was awesome meetin' ya and seein Tim again. Say hey to him for me ;)
Glad to see you both made it back ok!

:D

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Howdy Brian - you too my friend.

Hope we hook up again real soon!

:biker: