You Are Gay If...

This list comes about from my having too much free time on my hands. It is only for amusement...

LeeAndrew

1.You are gay if you buy your pants because they make your ass look great.

2.You are gay if you know his cock size but not his name.

3.You are gay if you have done the musical, seen the movie and purchased the DVD.

4.You are gay if you have photos of nude men you don’t know in your home.

5.You are if you have nude photos of men you know in your home.

6.You are gay if you know the difference between double-latte and latte.

7.You are gay if you have a photo of your pet on your walls.

8.You are gay if you look at sports events hoping to see a bulge.

9.You are gay if you wear polyester and look great in it.

10.You are gay if you fantasies about sleeping your way to the top.

11.You are gay if the woman in the office that everyone hates calls you her friend.

12.You are gay if being called a slut is not a bad thing.

13.You are gay if the words free drinks, movies, dinner before sex meaning nothing to you.

14.You are gay if you can tell which glass is yours by the lipstick.

15.You are gay if you can spot a toupee in a crowed discothèque at 100 meters.

16.You are gay if you have sex and cannot remember his or their names.

17.You are gay if an oral blowjob is not considered cheating.

18.You are gay if you think because you did not bottom, but the other guy did, that’s not cheating.

19.You can talk to someone of the opposite gender without imagining them naked.

20.You are gay if excitement is a close as a stroll to the crusiy spot.

21.You are gay if you know the truth about size. It really does matter.

22.You are gay if you have had sex with more than one person in one day…