Who Is God??

A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."

This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."

This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks... "Is Michael Jackson God?"

man good one ,
but anyways lucky me i am not to religieous ,but if he his god will have to start praying at 18 years old we all know that he recrutes pretty young .hahah
brucexxx

that one made me chuckle :)