Jewish Mothers

Just imagine if these folks actually HAD a Jewish Mother.

She might actually have said;

MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"This you call a smile, after all the money your father and I
spent on braces?"

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"I don't care what you've discovered, you still should have
written!"

MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Why can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you know
how hard it is to get this junk off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"All right, if you're not hiding your report card inside your
jacket, take your hand out of there and show me!"

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Again with the hat! Why can't you wear a baseball cap like the
other kids?"

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can
kiss your allowance goodbye!"

THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb.
Now turn it off and go to sleep!"

PAUL REVERE'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight
is long past your curfew!"

And then these two, who really did have Jewish mothers:

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"But it's your senior photograph! Couldn't you have done
something about your hair?"

MOSES'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"That's a good story! Now tell me where you've really been for
the last forty years!"