the future looks like...

Something sent to me that I thought I'd share.. hope u find a chuckle in it.
================
The year 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions
in the seventh largest country in the world,
Mexifornia formally known as California.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United
States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual
marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the
American Territory of the Middle East (formerly
known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will
take at least 10 more years before radioactivity
decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being overtaken
by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now
be imported legally,
but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all
smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in
2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to
$17.89 and reduces mail
delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is
the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such
a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a
woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates
their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven
inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers,
screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers
must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly
illegal political contributions to campaign
accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida residents still don't know how to use a Voting machine.

Ian:bush: