Feeling Old?

>1974: Long hair
>2004: Longing for hair

>1974: KEG
>2004: EKG

>1974: Acid rock
>2004: Acid reflux

>1974: Moving to California because it's cool
>2004: Moving to California because it's warm

>1974: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>2004: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

>1974: Seeds and stems
>2004: Roughage


>1974: Hoping for a BMW
>2004: Hoping for a BM

>1974: The Grateful Dead
>2004: Dr. Kevorkian


>1974: Going to a new, hip joint
>2004: Receiving a new hip joint


>1974: Rolling Stones
>2004: Kidney Stones

>1974: Being called into to the principal's office
>2004: Calling the principal's office

>1974: Screw the system
>2004: Upgrade the system

>1974: Disco
>2004: Costco

>1974: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
>2004: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

>1974: Passing the drivers' test
>2004: Passing the vision test

>1974: Whatever
>2004: Depends