Maybe this is why DICK Cheney...

is so brazenly confident and sure of himself...

http://wizbangblog.com/images/dickdick.jpg

:wtf:

His colostomy bag is very strong?

(actually.. let's hope that's a brain tumor)

More CheneyToe for ya...

http://www.notwinks.net/CheneyToe.jpg

I hate to say this folks, but I have a new fantasy now. ;)