Top 10 List of Gayest Cars

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02-14-2005, 06:15 PM
LavenderLounge

Top 10 List of Gayest Cars

Any other suggestions?

TOP 10 LIST OF GAY CARS

10. Any Japanese "point and steer econo-box" sedan. They all look the same and the money saved can be put toward home decorating and Circuit Parties.
9. 10 year old Volvo wagon. (I moved to Berkeley or Venice and I have two big dogs.)
8. Vintage 80's Honda Civic (Struggling actor just moved to LA and need cheap transpo to get to auditions and my waiter job.)
7. Newish Ford Explorer (Lesbo-mobile)
6. Early 90's Suzuki Samuri (Lesbo-mobile on a budget.)
5. Any oversized SUV. (For loading camping equipment and kegs of beer at Lazy Bear Weekend.)
4. Any large pickup or SUV in all black. (Butch leather queens.)
3. Mini Cooper.
2. New Beetle.
1. Mazda Miata (Designed as a full-sized Barbie car.)
02-14-2005, 06:21 PM
BDBionic

Jeep Wranglers
Volkswagen Jettas
Dodge Deons
any Saturn
BMW 3-series
02-14-2005, 06:38 PM
BradleyFL

And ive noticed a lot of white ford mustangs. 2004 & under models
02-14-2005, 06:43 PM
bluequartz

citroens
02-14-2005, 06:54 PM
BDBionic

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Originally posted by BDBionic
Jeep Wranglers
Volkswagen Jettas
Dodge Deons
any Saturn
BMW 3-series

Neons*
02-14-2005, 07:14 PM
LavenderLounge

I thought of Jetta's, but since the new Beetle is on a Jetta chassis, it's pretty much the same car.

I grouped Saturn with the Japanese econo-boxes because they all look the same to me.

I forgot about the Jeep Wrangler, it should be on the list somewhere between the Bear-sized SUV and the black leather pickups, so please make your adjustments.
02-14-2005, 07:25 PM
Jasun

I'm never going to gorget the hot Dad I met who asked me if I'd ever want a Hummer.

And.. well.. yeah, from him, I did.
02-14-2005, 08:22 PM
Bec

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Originally posted by Jasun
I'm never going to gorget the hot Dad I met who asked me if I'd ever want a Hummer.

And.. well.. yeah, from him, I did.

guys can actually hum and suck at the same time?? wow ... :wtf:
02-14-2005, 08:41 PM
Jasun

Girl, I can recite Shakespeare.

it's a little muffled, mind you.
02-15-2005, 02:38 AM
chadknowslaw

Sebring Convertible

Pink Cadillac Convertible

That Mercury Bobcat covered with Mirror Tiles like a disco ball you see in the Palm Springs Pride Parade every year

Subaru Outback

Ford Ka [non-US entrant]

Lada {another non-US entrant}
02-15-2005, 08:25 AM
Madame0120

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Originally posted by Jasun
Girl, I can recite Shakespeare.

it's a little muffled, mind you.

LOL!

What to recite after you nipped just a tad too hard.

Woa to the hand that shed this costly blood.
02-15-2005, 06:03 PM
basschick

Re: Top 10 List of Gayest Cars

hey, i have a 10 year old volvo wagon, but i only bought it 'cause it was a crazy deal.

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Originally posted by LavenderLounge
[B]
9. 10 year old Volvo wagon. (I moved to Berkeley or Venice and I have two big dogs.)
02-15-2005, 06:30 PM
janell

1. Mazda Miata (Designed as a full-sized Barbie car.)
hahahhah those are little death traps.
02-16-2005, 02:34 PM
robin

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Originally posted by chadknowslaw
That Mercury Bobcat covered with Mirror Tiles like a disco ball you see in the Palm Springs Pride Parade every year

That I would luv to see! I used to have one -- well, minus the mirror tiles. :)

Are Sabbs gay? That's all my partner used to buy. Now we've got a some sort of Hyundai.
02-16-2005, 02:50 PM
Madame0120

I have the most hetro white bread car ever to come off the assembly line. An almost cherry 1991 Chevy 9 passanger wagon, lovingly known as Big Blue. Of course roy had to pimp it up with whore wheel covers.

There is rarely a day that I drive it, that someone doesn't want to buy it. Mostly my Mexican neighbors who discuss at length, how many speakers would fit.

What's a Mini Cooper?