computer trouble

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the
computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and
solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An 'ID ten
T error'? What's that? Ya know, in case I need to fix it again?"

The computer guy grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of an 'ID ten T
Error' before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote out ...... I D 1 0 T

I used to like Harold.

Andy, I love your new avatar. It looks just like you. LOL!!!

I'm going to spank you next time I see you. lol

You know, Andy, any story that starts out with a service call and doesn't end with someone covered in jizz just isn't good enough.

Please rewrite your story.

LOL I didn't write it actually, my grandfather sent it to me.

So speaking of things that make us laugh, this is my new favorite joke in the whole world. In fact my boyfriend and I couldn't sleep the other night because we kept saying the punch to each other in bed.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

:eek:

HAHA That one rocks!

Now that I think about it, I have seen a few kids that looked like that. Poor little guys.

It's called natural selection - if you don't want them to have kids, make sure they're ugly.