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Napoleon Dynamite- THE DUMBEST FUCKING MOVIE EVER!!!!!
I just don't get all the fuss about that movie... this was the stupidest shit ever for me!
MISS CONGENIALITY 2: so bad it's not even funny. What the fuck were they thinking?
GUESS WHO: Complete waste of time.
What movies did you watch lately?
Hmm I haven't been to a movie in a while. But here's the movies that I've seen recently on TV.
My Fair Lady -- it was an easter special
K19 Widow Maker -- alright the 2nd time around in several years
East is East -- OK
In the Red (3 part series really) -- good
The Long Firm - not sure if this is a series or what -- but it's deliciously wicked!
I can't find anything worthy of my $8 to pluck on
but I do know my significant other will be making me go watch Star Wars
Constantine - Like the Matrix, but with the Devil. If you like Keanu Reeves (and who doesn't), you'll love it.
Miss Congenality II - Cute, funny. Not an Academy Award winner, but if you liked the first one you'll probably like this one.
Bridget Jones Diary (the first one) - Cute, kind of boring.
The ButterFly Effect - I loved it, my BF hated it. One of those movies that gets you thinking.
Not Much Out There At The "Theatre's" ( Is Everyone Waiting For "Star Wars"?:) That Looks Appealing. ( Hmmm...I Must Be Getting Old , Or Movies Are Getting Bad! )
Doing The "DVD" Thing Right Now...
"Back To Barstow"..."Love The Men's Room Scene"!:)
"Scorched"..."?...Should Have Been Called...The Misadventures Of A Latin Pool Boy"!:)
"Rio Uncut 2"..."Love The Guy Shaving And Taking A Shower" ( I Like Foreplay!:)
"Raw Recruits"..."It's Another Bareback Movie" ( Seems To Be More And More Of Them These Days...Are The 80's Back?:)
The Above Mentioned Are "Porn's" So Please Don't Go Out To Your Local "Blockbuster" To Rent! , Try These Below:
"Regular Guys"..."Subtitled Comedy"
"His Secret Life"..."Subtitled Comedy-Drama" ( Very Heavy! )
"Burnt Money"..."Subtitled Drama" ( Based On A True Story And Very Tragic! )
Sincerely ~ Cock Critic!:)