ya gotta love porn plots *lol*

i was just writing text for a scene, and it made me laugh. this mechanic goes to the back of his shop, and finds a guy going through his dumpster. the mechanic is quite peeved, and he browbeats the guy - then figures out the guy is just out of jail and threatens to send him back.

finally he hustles the guy into the shop to make him pay for his crime (dumpster diving is obviously wayyyy up there on his list), and do you know what that bastard mechanic does to that poor guy? he makes him use....... a PENIS PUMP on himself.

wtf? if he was supposedly str8, maybe a good hard fucking would teach him a lesson, but a penis pumping?????

That's too funny ! You made me laugh for the first time today thanks. :plod:

hmmm...let me guess who's the "advertising sponser" is! , "the pump"?

sincerely ..."now bruce! , can you hold the "coke" can alittle closer to your cock!"... :goof:

*snicker*

actually, no sponsor. but perhaps a penis pump affiliate could license this video and use it ;)

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Originally Posted by longboardjim

hmmm...let me guess who's the "advertising sponser" is! , "the pump"?

sincerely ..."now bruce! , can you hold the "coke" can alittle closer to your cock!"... :goof:

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LOL, that's really cute!

I needed a bit of a laugh and that hit the spot :)

Allan

Porn has a plot? ;)

Regards,

Lee