teenage mutant ninja penis
A friend sent me a couple dick pics, and his dick is fuckin huge, i've never seen anything like it, it rests between his pecs! he's a little white boy, it looks alien on him lol. It's real too, it's all him.
So anyway, the other day I was at another friend's house, and he came in with yet another friend. As soon as he left the room, I turned to them both and said "he has a fucking huge cock! i mean insanely huge!" then i left.
Today he cussed me out and said he's never talking to me again, and i couldnt figure out why until i talked to the other friend. After I left they started teasing him about it and calling him Teenage Mutant Ninja Penis. I think that is funny as hell, but I can see why he was so pissed.
I really need to learn how to keep my big mouth shut!
