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05-23-2005, 02:04 AM
t0miie

funny emails

I got this email today from a prospective model.. I get a lot of strange emails but this one made me laugh pretty hard :)

Whats the strangest email anyone else has received?

(Names have been changed to protect the innocent!)

Subject: Re: Male model
From: "James"
Date: Mon, May 23, 2005 7:21
To: "Tom"

ok but is it not possible to wear a mask or something like that?

Tom wrote:
Hello,

That is a strange request. I'm sorry but headless porn isn't something we do. Thanks for you application though.

Sincerely,

Tom.

On Fri, May 20, 2005 8:35, James said:
> Hello i am a 26 year old male, fit with tall athletic body.
> I love to perform and show off so i'm interested in becoming a model on
> your site but i would not prefer to show face. Is that ok?
>
>
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05-23-2005, 02:38 AM
basschick

i've seen content shot with the guy in a mask or a hood before. in fact, there is a str8 site called bethemask where the guys all where masks.
05-23-2005, 02:51 AM
t0miie

well, my next site will be sonofthemask.com .. damn its taken already!
05-23-2005, 02:55 AM
CJ-KJCash

I actually have had quite a few prospective models ask if i could just not show their face or if they could wear a mask or something to hide their true identity. The most hilarious thing was when a guy asked me that, and then I saw that his body was almost one big tatoo. I told him hiding his face would do nothing to hide the tatoos, so we did the shot without a mask and it turned out great. He did get a little nervous when I told him to smile and say hi to his mommy. hehehehehehehe
05-23-2005, 06:14 AM
basschick

ooooo! you're SO bad! ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by sukime69

He did get a little nervous when I told him to smile and say hi to his mommy. hehehehehehehe
05-23-2005, 10:04 AM
curiousbunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by t0miie

well, my next site will be sonofthemask.com .. damn its taken already!

Seems he gave you an idea for a new niche. Men w/masks. You can start your super hero porn site with guys with masks and hero suits.
that's hot :extat:
05-23-2005, 10:54 AM
longboardjim

i get several "headless-horsemen!" requests to be models , if they are a "body-type" i am interested in i use them in my "advertising" ( body-shots/backside/distorted ) , i've noticed these "shy-types" eventually come around once they get into it!
as for funny/unusual requests i recieved an email from a "straight-female" requesting to have sex with 2 of my "gay-male models" , she sent in some nude pics of herself and a 6-page "fantasy" in great detail of what she wanted!

jim
05-23-2005, 03:13 PM
Jasun

yeah.. great.. Zorro Porn.

There's gonna be the odd site that does stuff like that, but why bother with uptight people when there's plenty of guys who will show it all?
05-23-2005, 03:35 PM
BDBionic

Occasionally we'll have guys on AWOLMarines.com who'll wear either masks, baseball caps pulled down really low with reflective sunglasses on, or face paint (something they have plenty of as they're Marines).

We don"t mind it or think anything of it and actually think it enhances the site experience - reminds the surfers that these guys actually are real Marines and some of them have legitimate concerns about showing their faces on the site.

However I think one of the other reasons we don't mind is the vast majority of guys willingly show face. If we were to be looking at a situation where most of the guys wanted their faces covered up, that could get in the way of things. But since it's just a handful and by in large most of the Marines are visible from head to toe, it's no big deal.

Just depends on the kinda site you have, I guess.

As far as the strangest emails I've gotten, this one from day before yesterday struck me as kinda odd and funny:

-------- Original Message --------
Date: Sun, 22 May 2005 14:13:42 +1000
From: jason
To: awolmarines.com

hey i like tour site but i cant afford it right now

oh... kay? I didn't quite know what to respond. Wasn't up for offering any free memberships, plus have no way of knowing if the guy's even of age. So I just said "Thanks!". What'd he want? Just to share that with me? Hoping I'd comp him some time? Hoping our policy was to offer free memberships to anyone who can't afford it? Ahhh!
05-25-2005, 01:31 AM
Lee

Its emails like that which lend to webmasters thinking surfers actually ARE stupid LOL

Regards,

Lee