Well, Mr.:develish:, make damn sure th@ you stay away from the craps tables, or your bottom will get a slap, or I may drag my feet across the carpet so I can give you a bunch of annoying ZAPS.
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Well, Mr.:develish:, make damn sure th@ you stay away from the craps tables, or your bottom will get a slap, or I may drag my feet across the carpet so I can give you a bunch of annoying ZAPS.
Y'all,
if you need me, I'm laying under the TAPS
Tape ...............................
laying under the taps, with a few rolls of tape, Paco carefully covers the ground with his CAPE, so to ensure he does not get stuck in all that the goop, which is constantly oozing from the pipes.
That's what the tortoise said to the Hare
the waskilee wabbit pointed and weplied: check it out, everybody - he Nawed all his pwiv8 pawts is wunning awound BAWE.
(weplace 'w' with 'r')
Great, Paco is channeling Barbara Walters. I must now BORE through my skull with a drill to escape this madness.
BEDTIME
just where is that pyjama i WORE last night when I had uh... dreams...
*searching*
face down, on the floor; ass perched up, knees spread wide; waiting for th@ special person, whom has the LORE of a whore.
Good LORD - Tales from a Whore - what else do you have, Paco-Boi?
oh, just something so powerful, not even YOU can resist: its size varies with each use. It covers the full range of emotions - one minute you maybe frightened by what it is capable of, while the next it can fill you to the rim with bliss. Heck, you do not even need the entire thing for it to work wonders - even the smallest piece can satisfy your needs.
Today's WORD is...