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HHAHAAH lol... this is great.. I wish everyone on the board would contribute to this thread LOL I have not laughed my ass of so much in awhile from reading a board thread LOL Im so glad to be here cause there is so many people on here full of character who are very smart and great to talk to on here.. Keep the storys comming everyone!!
Much peace and Love Kelly Taylor
Naughty boy!Quote:
Originally Posted by XXXWriterDude
I am typically a quiet shy, bashful type, but there is something about em bright lights, boomin tunes and sweaty bodies that change me.
Like one time (at band camp), at a Cyber Socket party, I was dancing to some dirty house and this really nice guy was giving me condoms, but my pockets must have been full cause he was crammin them down my ... oh never mind, it'd just bore you.
Oh no please do go on..... by all means *winks*
Sweetie you never finished your story Paco LOL you must go on.. and I know that Bionic brian LOL has a story or 5 or 6 to tells us here .. LOL come on boys.... hahahah give it up... this thread is far from being over! LOL I know we have to many bad boys ( and that is saying it lightly ) to not have more naughty sexy story to put on this thread and Im not letting it go off the board unless someone makes me wet!! LOL*Winks* Joking!
Much peace and love K.Taylor
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Originally Posted by Paco
Wanna hear a funny condom story? For Thanksgiving, I was over at a friend's house, and there were like 16 gay men there that day cooking and hanging out. Well, before I went over to the house, I was kind of running behind getting my shit together and getting out the door, and I, as I prone to do before leaving my apartment, I was kind of straightening up so that when I got home that night, I would not return to a cluttered apartment. Well, in cleaning up quickly, I stumbled across a condom on the floor in my bedroom (You can imagine, with me being in the porn biz, just how many condoms I get from the various studios and novelty companies), and instead of picking it up and walking it across the room and putting it in its proper place, I just stuck it in my pocket and figured I'd put it away later.
Well, cut to the Thanksgiving dinner, when I am walking through the dining room and the host (a VERY hot and studly 50-year-old whose pants I wouldn't mind getting into, I must say) is folding up one of the smaller tables he had to pull out to accomodate so many guests, and I trip over one of the legs. Well, damn if that condom in my pocket didn't fly out of there, and soar up into the sky in a perfect arch and then land with a THWAT! on the patio tile.
The funniest part about it, though, was that EVERY SINGLE gay man in the house -- even if he was in a different room -- suddenly went, "Was that a condom?" NO kidding either. It was one of those moments where you KNEW you were in a house of sexually active gay men, b/cuz it was like their ears were so in tune with the sounds of sex that they instantly knew what it was.
Needless to say, the entire house erupted in laughter, and I became the butt of many jokes that day. It was pretty embarrassing, b/cuz, well, people started to go, "Just what kind of a Thanksgiving dinner party did you think you were coming to?" And I was like, "No, really, I was just too lazy to put it away this morning. That's why it was in my pocket." Of course, you know how gay men are. They were having none of it. But even though I was pretty embarrassed by it, I provided the single-most memorable moment of the whole day, and a few of the gays even emailed me later on to say that they'd be sitting at work a couple of days later and just start laughing out loud and the memory of it, so it was pretty cool to have been the reason so many guys had fun that day. :)
Maybe I should start carrying condoms on me all the time! :)
You'd have to trip over table legs to get the ball rolling... UNLESS you had a type of device in your pocket trained to jettison the prophylactic out.Quote:
Originally Posted by XXXWriterDude
Wait a minute, I think there is something like that, and it is called... oh damn, it's on the tip of my tongue.
Oh yah, a spring :goofy: