LOL! I swear! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by robin
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LOL! I swear! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by robin
Okay, I don't embarass easily, but this one was good...
I was going on a cruise with my folks and was flying from LA to Florida to meet them. My sister made all the arrangements and I had been so busy I didn't even look at the itinerary, I just printed out what I needed and ran to the airport. I was so frazzled and my buddy was dropping me off, but as I got out of the car the itinerary slipped out of my coat pocket. I got to the ticket counter and was mortified to find it gone. I asked the guy if he could look up my name and get the info. He asked me where I was going and I told him Florida. He asked where in Florida and I drew a blank. I honestly had not even looked. I felt really dumb and said that I just didn't know. I hadn't made the plans, I was just showing up. He was a little indignant, which really pissed me off because I had my ID, it's not like I was trying to sneak on board the plane. So I said that I would check my carry-on, but when I slipped the shoulder strap down off my shoulder, the edge of it caught the shoulder piece of my leather biker jacket (where I always have a cock ring, on the right hand side for those of you "in the know"). The shoulder strap piece popped off and the cock ring flew off and landed with a loud metalic thunk, right on the scale where they weigh the bags. It then proceeded to roll around and around, sounding very much like those big yellow things you put a quarter in for charity so you can watch it roll around until it finnally falls down the funnel. We both followed it with our eyes, and I'm sure we looked like two characters in a sitcom rolling our eyes around with the cock ring. After the longest 30 seconds of my life it finally landed flat on the scale with one last echoing clank. We looked at each other for just a second. He stifled a laugh, well, he did his best to stifle a laugh but a loud snicker escaped, and he calmly printed out my ticket. "Here you go Mr. Mike, have a nice flight".
So, as embarrassed as I was, if it weren't for my cock ring, I would have missed my plane, and the cruise ship. So it wasn't all bad. LOL!
DonMike, that's a FUNNY story! I would have posted my story about the time I was 14 and was caught for offering a blowjob to an older man who was going into a bar, but I'm not sure I would necessarily call that "embarrassing." More like MORTIFYING!
I was a very naughty kid... :)
Wow, now that's a story, Ken! You were a naughty kid. I didn't even know what a blowjob was when I was 14. LOL!
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Originally Posted by DonMike
I was SOOOO sexually repressed, and I was just ready to self-combust. I just felt like I was going crazy at the time, and we lived right next door to this bar, and I would proposition guys who were going into it. One night this guy reported me to the cops, and they showed up at my parents' house at 4am ringing the doorbell. I was actually looking out the window as I saw them walking up to the door, and I'm just standing there knowing that my whole life is about to change in the next few seconds. It was awful. For years, I was so ashamed that this had ever happened, and I never talked about it with anyone. Now I don't care at all. I finally let go of all that guilt and shame that caused me to do it in the first place. Now I tell it as a story to laugh about. You live, you learn! :)
Good for you, Ken. It's amazing how long some of us hold on to things from our childhood. I know I had obsessed about things that I had done years after everyone else had forgotten all about them.
And if you can't laugh about yourself, then what can you laugh at.
I have no shame.
but I one did get arrested for having sex in a moving vehicle, not wearing seatbelts, being DRUNK out of our minds, not having the headlight on, running a red light and side swiping a police car.:jasun:
But that story isn't embarrassing so much as "par for the course".
What WAS embarrassing was having to stand outside the police car in my underwear, still with a boner and seeing an ex BF walk by.
Ah, the memories.
ROTFLMAO :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jasun
DEV :D
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Originally Posted by Jasun
LOL! Too funny. I, too, got caught by the police having sex with a guy. It was only security guards at first, but then they called the big guns to come over. Luckily, they let us go with a "You know that saying that goes 'Next time, keep it at home?' Next time, keep it at home." LOL! :)
Man, where to start...I do dumb crap all the time. Not sure any of it is really embarrassing anymore.
Like setting myself on fire. Twice. While at a Superbowl party yesterday. Umm...that *should* have been embarrassing, but I was just like, "Oh crap, I'm on fire. Again." And just patted it out.
Hahahahaha!!! You're killin' me. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by ChrisYP
That's really funny.
Yeah it's all fun and games until you realize you lost a good pair of jeans...
Well it doesn't look like many folks are going to give up their dirty little secrets...So, I think it's time that Lee decides on a few winners. Go ahead Lee and post the top 3 peeps who have shared their embarrassing stories and those 3 peeps can contact me at juan@topbucks.com and I will make sure that they get their prizes.
Lets get a few more entrants in this thing before I pick the winners :)
Regards,
Lee
I'm too sheltered.
But I threw up on the school bus on the way home when I was 9. :goseek: