oh God you guys, how fucking butch you all are - we "big butch leather queens" here in BH do the old stand by... you know, "I'll mix the martinis while you call the ......"
so much easier - I think - knowing me, I'd forget to un-hook the stand-by generator and fuck everything up! which reminds me, I better go "prime the pump" and check it out for emergency sake.... god forbid, we'll have an terrorist attack here on an earthquake or god forbid, our neighbor's drunken daughter will try to drive through the shrubs, gate and garage door again...
