Ok, you've now got the magik lamp - rub it and tell us what 3 wishes you'd want granted.
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Ok, you've now got the magik lamp - rub it and tell us what 3 wishes you'd want granted.
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently? Hmmm, I'm not touching that with a TEN FOOT POLE (giggle)Quote:
Originally posted by TheLegacy
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Fish
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? :wtf:
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Um... because. :P
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Person?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? It isn't???
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? No, they go to Tea Dances
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? I repeat... :wtf:
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? To help us. HA!!! Gotcha!
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? The same as my beeline to the bathroom after a few beers
Explain why last night I played a blank tape at full blast and the mime next door went nuts. I could, but then I'd have to kill you.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? Test marketing... with disasterous results
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? No, but the sad thing is, if you advertised that, it would probably boost sales!
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? You weren't supposed to tell! BTW, if you say diarrea backwards it comes out as airraid. :P
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? LOL! I'd love to see a short film of that
Is there another word for synonym? yes... synonym
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice? Well, if they keep at it, one of these days they're bound to get it right.
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? So the chickens have something to peck at. (don't ask me, I don't know either)
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? yes, and it's horrifyingly beautiful to witness
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? I don't know, but if you find him, tell me... I want to beat the sssssit out of him.
"why...knowing full well that the levy is dry, do you believe one would drive a chevy TO the levy under the influence of wiskey and rye? only if you're singing "This will be the day that I die" (and no, Madonna did not write that song... grrr)"
Don...
I may be a big fag and all but please give me SOME credit! I'm WELL aware that Madonna did not write that song. In fact, Don McLean's "Starry Starry Night" is one of my favorite songs. I know very little about some types of music...but the music I like, I know about. I do have to admit though that several years ago, I was a bit surprised to find out she didn't do "Love Don't Live Here Anymore" orriginally. But it was great because it led me to another great band that I've come to love...Rose Royce.
Okay, we all know that by making wishes to better the world you always manage to screw things up worse, you feed the hungry but end up taking food from others, you create a lake in a dessert and you drain an ocean somewhere. So magik lamps are always best for yourself. So here are mine. :)Quote:
Originally posted by LdyLnWolf1
Ok, you've now got the magik lamp - rub it and tell us what 3 wishes you'd want granted.
1) Enough money so I didn't have to work
2) A killer body without having to work out
3) a 123jason and jasun sandwich with me as the meat
I am sure someone out there is wishing they could be the lettuce, tomato and mayo for that sandwich too...:devil:Quote:
Originally posted by Ounique
3) a 123jason and jasun sandwich with me as the meat
just for you my friend!
I can hear Don's printer going full steam ahead, and his footsteps as he races to the copier to make that as big as he can get it ...
:groovy:
Im suddenly feeling hungry now LOLQuote:
Originally posted by TopBucks_Juan
I am sure someone out there is wishing they could be the lettuce, tomato and mayo for that sandwich too...:devil:
Regards,
Lee
Don whats with the new look man?? wow - was going to say that your head looks as smooth as my ass now, but then the odd hair strip would give way too much info away on my personal behind.
http://forums.gaywidewebmasters.com/...ine=1083341944
that explains your baby photo
http://www.rawbw.com/~danp/photos/Co...y01/mohawk.jpg
That's a good looking trioQuote:
Originally posted by 123Jason
just for you my friend!
LOLQuote:
Originally posted by LdyLnWolf1
I can hear Don's printer going full steam ahead, and his footsteps as he races to the copier to make that as big as he can get it ...
:groovy:
Quote:
Originally posted by 123Jason
just for you my friend!
ROFLMAOPIP!!!!!!!
I fuckin' love you guys!!!
And yes, this is getting blown up to poster size and going on my wall tonight!!! :devil:
Legacy, I love you but I don't want to even think about the strip of hair on your otherwise smooth behind.Quote:
Originally posted by TheLegacy
Don whats with the new look man?? wow - was going to say that your head looks as smooth as my ass now, but then the odd hair strip would give way too much info away on my personal behind.
that explains your baby photo
...and where did you find my baby picture!!! :blush:
Quote:
Originally posted by 123Jason
you get ONE superpower...what is it?
fav baskin robin's flav?
who would you want to play you in the movie of your life?
favorite type of content to produce
to sell
to view
if you could shoot content of any one person on the planet, past or present, who would it be?
what's your favorite DA look?
have you ever BEEN content?
...if so under what circumstance?
...if not, under what circumstance would you?
how old/when was the first time you realized you could ejaculate?
...did you know what it was or were you surprised?
are you close with your blood relatives?
how many brothers/sisters...where are you in age-order?
do you believe in magic?
why...knowing full well that the levy is dry, do you believe one would drive a chevy TO the levy under the influence of wiskey and rye?
I see some FAMILIAR questions - in that batch... ;)
~Bell
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary-Alan
Ok I’m going to jump in here…
Where is the ‘weirdest’ place you’ve had sex?
Safe words? (if this is too private please say so)
What’s your favorite curse word?
How old were you when you realized you were gay?
Who was your first boy/boy crush?
Your first boyfriend? And how old were you?
Which do you prefer Champagne and strawberries or burgers and beer?
GA
yeah... we should ALL know his "safe words"
so we can unanimously call them out to him
at the next gathering...
:)
~Bell