Desslock, I'll tell you what...
Take viagra. LOTS of it. All at once.
I'll even pay for it.
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Desslock, I'll tell you what...
Take viagra. LOTS of it. All at once.
I'll even pay for it.
only if you don't get out of the way fast enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xstr8guy
I guess we all have our habbits.
I drink Scotch and I've even been known to drink beer when no worth while Scotch is available.
I took candy froma stranger once.
And yes, although I preach about smoking, drug-popping, laying out in the sun (I wear 40 sunblock every single day) and McDonalds food, I don't know how to drive a car and I ride my motorcycle everywhere I go. So I guess the moral of the story is "dig your own grave, then wait for Mother Nature to push you in face first".
You know whenever I hear that item mentioned, I always get a clear, colorful picture of the Brady Bunch's maid in my head.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xstr8guy
Steve
Whenever I open my mouth around a group of gay men about drugs, being fat for no reason but glutony, gay men marrying women, having kids, then cheating on them with anything with a dick and a pulse for years, etc...I get told to shut the fuck up, that I'm a stupid small minded hick and life is about pushing everything to the limit, breaking out of cages, yada yada.
By now I DEFINATELY should have learned you are right Jasun, everyone digs their own grave. Trying to take away anyone's shovel is a good way to get hit over the head with it.
Ok that's pretty off-topic. I really don't care if anyone uses dick meds. They can tie their dick in a bow and sing happy birthday to it if they want to. The point that gay men are sometimes stereotyped as pill-popping whores is a good one though. I wonder where people ever woulda got that idea anyway?
It's not a moral decision, as far as who "needs" these pills and who dosn't. If you can't get an erection without them, you should qualify. That's pretty simple.
Poppers...do guys still use that? I remember in my clubbing days, I got myself in a lotta shit cuz I like to smack the bottom of the bottle while guys have it to their nose. Their reaction is worth a lotta laughs...
That's really funny. Caustic chemical splashing into a person's eyes is always funny. :goofy:Quote:
Originally Posted by DigitalJay
I find that shooting liquid cocaine directly in to my cock with a hypodermic needle gives me a rockhard boner that just won't quit.
wait... what's this thread about again?
I think it is about our cialis intake.
http://www.labnet.com/oldthink/new/alice.jpg
Whenever I wanna see alice,
I'm really in the mood to see phallus.
Ann B. Davis later became a born-again Christian,
perhaps before that she was wiccan.
Steve
Moral of the story: life is bad for your health. It will kill you, sooner or later, for damn sure.
I've never done poppers myself but being within a foot of them gives me a raging headache and nothing else. In the six times or so I've smoked pot, only once did it do anything.
My point was quite simply that ppl focus on drugs, prescription or otherwise, as a terribly bad means to ruin your life and your health. Humans are quite good at doing that without benefit of drugs, and I get tired of seeing that argument used again and again for drugs when if the research were actually done, eating Mickey-D's daily will do much worse things to you than a joint. (Don't believe me - watch Supersize Me. Guy destroyed his health for years in just one month of eating it. Was six months before I ate at McDonald's again, and has only happened twice in past twelve months since.)
We're all going to die. It's a fact. And there's this maddening illusion that avoiding drinking and drugs and sex and smoking prolongs your life. Yet people continue to stuff their faces with fast food. I hate to point out obesity is probably - if the research were *really* done - the biggest killer, yet no one is banging down the doors of the local fast food chain crying foul.
There's an ad run by the NY Health Department about this woman who was "killed by cigarettes." They make the mistake of showing her picture. I doubt cigarettes helped, but it looks as if she had many other problems that would have done her in sooner. After all, excessive smoking makes you *lose weight*.
American media creates its demons for public consumption, and picks easy targets people buy into.
The accepted mindset with regards to drugs is "don't put that into your body!" Why not the same mindset with regards to factory-frozen fried chicken loaded with MSG and stabilizers and preservatives?
Life is about quality of life. Years of human history show that people can go vegetarian, take vitamins, never drink, smoke, or do drugs, and still drop dead at 35. (Yikes, I just realized after writing that my 34th comes up in November....now I'm jinxed.) I think the "Dead Like Me" summarizes things well - it's going to happen, and you won't see it coming.
What about experiences? What about the crazy times you miss because you did something you shouldn't have...and what if by choosing to go a little wild you had experiences that changed your life, met new people or even the One? What about crazy, fucked-up situations you could wind up in from going crazy that might stabilize you in the future when you're cold sober and staring down another bad time? Life isn't about living to a hundred ninety (and coincidentally, Europeans love their butter, rare beef, and cigarettes and outlive Americans) - it's about experiences. And for sure a lot of those experiences will be pretty awful.
What comes to mind is this: i drank more than I should have, and was staying in Hamburg with my bf. We wound up staying in the gay/muslim district directly across from a mosque where some of the 9/11 guys worshipped. Guess what - no one bothered us. We wound up having dinner at a literal hole-in-the-wall where the owner's one-eyed chihuahua ate off of my plate, and spent the night in a local bar where Miami Vice theme songs got the entire bar singing and drunk off Korn. It was a good experience.
What to gain from this? If people could just drop the filters their society, their religion, their government puts in place, most would just get along. And hell I would sure take a world where everyone was drunk and debauching in the streets over the one we have now where little kids are being held and tortured at Abu Ghraib.
-doug
:thumbsup: crescentx
I love a good, intelligent rant.
Dzinerbear