don't be silly - we always hurt the ones we love. we're getting out the spreader bar and the quoit ;)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paco
Printable View
don't be silly - we always hurt the ones we love. we're getting out the spreader bar and the quoit ;)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paco
Shut up you pious bastard! We all know you paid off the Surpreme Court in sexual favors to get that win. You're not impressing anyone.Quote:
Originally Posted by chadknowslaw
(You know, this is fun. But it could start a trend. We should have GFY day here on GWW. LOL!)
Quote:
Originally Posted by basschick
You know, is it just me? Or have things taken a slightly kinky turn here at GWW. :5ymca: :whip: :gaydays:
Hang on hang on. . .packing the bag now. . .Quote:
Originally Posted by Paco
I'll be there in a few hours.
Home Depot was a MADHOUSE. . .but I have Carte Blanche there you know. . .
Let's see. .rope, duct tape, rubber gloves, stun gun, Patsy Cline album. . .
DonMike - as you very well know, kinky is a GOOD thing ;)
and Dart - don't forget the clothes pins. there are SO many things you can do with them :D
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonMike
:argue:
dammit people! I thought this thread was posted to see if we could really help someone! And everybody loses focus so quickly on the task at hand then starts pulling out the chips dips chains & whips, tearing off clothes and acting like a bunch of teenagers on a weekend church camping trip after the deacons pass out!
It is such a sad day when the LAWYER in the group is the compass and guiding light of morality, goodness, and decency!!
I am going to have to spank each and every one of you! :whip:
Madame, I may need your help~ :devil:
Um... what was this thread about again?Quote:
Originally Posted by chadknowslaw
Speaking of bondage, I was the bottom in a demo on mummification a few months ago, where I was wrapped head to toe in Vet Wrap (which is this fiberous tape used to wrap horses' legs). Well, my buddy who was doing the wrapping made the mistake of putting both my hands together over my chest, and in the interest of time only did one light layer. So minutes after he finished wrapping me up I screamed "Alien!!!" and pushed my hands through the vet wrap, mimicking the dinner scene from the movie "Alien" where the baby alien bursts through the chest of the crewman.
And you wonder why I can't get a date. :huh:
chad, darling - you? our moral compass??? *LOL*
that certainly explains how this thread went south ;)
btw, i have the heaviest hand for giving out bare otk spankings on this entire board - and TONS of experience ;)
Quote:
Originally Posted by chadknowslaw
Quote:
Originally Posted by basschick
With me in the lead you never know WHICH way we are going; the most curious will ask "where are we going? and why are we in this handbasket??"
http://www.underconsideration.com/po...ig/130_big.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by chadknowslaw
DonMike - that pic is perfect and sets off the thread perfectly :D
Chad - the better informed of us won't even wonder why with you as our moral leader we're in that handbasket ;)
hey, what IS a handbasket anyway???
gosh darn it, basschick you are makin' me blushQuote:
Originally Posted by basschick
I know this was in jest... but OMG! Lol. I think someone is a little giddy because it's Friday!Quote:
Originally Posted by chadknowslaw
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xstr8guy
LOL either that or as it is friday he's sending out the bills for services rendered... :coffee:
:devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Xstr8guy
I am ALWAYS giddy~~