Hmmm, you know, I guess this is a bad thread to announce that I'm a Bottom! What can Gear Essentials do for me? (insert cheesy infomercial music here)
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Hmmm, you know, I guess this is a bad thread to announce that I'm a Bottom! What can Gear Essentials do for me? (insert cheesy infomercial music here)
Applaud you for coming out of the closet. I wonder,though, how secret it is.
Whats wrong with bottoms wearing beutiful cockrings?
OK.. well, I guess once I get mine, I'll have to post a picture.
and I think it'll be pretty easy to figure out which is mine...
(The following is an un-paid announcement and does not necessarily reflect the views of GayWideWebmasters, our affiliates, sponsors or community members)
*Attention all Power-Bottoms out there*
---Are you tired of your man going limp before you're finished with him? Do you want to spend the next day walking like you rode a fire-hydrant the night before? Do you love your lover but just wish he had a little something EXTRA to stuff your stocking with ... and not just at Christmas?
Then turn to GEARESSENTIALS! At GEARESSENTIALS you're sure to find the perfect combination of beauty and functionality you've been looking for. GEARESSENTIALS rings look great and keep your man harder and bigger than you've ever had him before. Browse through their extensive selection at http://www.gearessentials.com and pick out the perfect color to go with his complexion, or yours!
GEARESSENTIALS rings make perfect gifts for birthdays, holidays, pride festivals or even just everyday occasions.
When you want a longer, harder, bigger ride...but still want to be fashionably cutting-edge, trust GEARESSENTIALS to provide you with the only thing that will look better wrapped around your man's cock than you do!
hey...i wonder if i win anything should GEARESSENTIALS decide to use my little commercial script ;)
Love it. I'm not sure right now where to use it but I'll be in contact.
So all you bottoms what do you think. Does it make you want to put a ring on your favorite top?
Acutally, I did fib a little. I like to wear them, as Xstr8guy said, to accentuate my package. Hey, it never hurts to put the goods in the window, ya know. :)
*takes notes*
Y'all best be signin up for this here gearessentials affiliate program, know'ta mean? 8)
So Brian. what do you look like in YOURS?
I don't think the wife would approve of me flashing my wang about the internet 8)
cool... then i'll get to see it, and you'll be available for me to ravage.Quote:
Originally posted by BDBionic
I don't think the wife would approve of me flashing my wang about the internet 8)
Two birds with one stone.
My new gearessentials 2" Omega cock ring just arrived! It's a beauty... and heavy... real nice! And it fits great, too.
Pic to come... later
I'm glad you like the ring. I look forward to the pictures.
I'm confused.Quote:
Originally posted by Jasun
cool... then i'll get to see it, and you'll be available for me to ravage.
Two birds with one stone.
Well lets be honest babe.. it doesnt take much ;) j/kQuote:
Originally posted by BDBionic
I'm confused.
Regards,
Lee
that's true but I didn't see any math in his comment!
Oh... we're never gonna make it to 500 posts... I just know it!
I forgot to mention... gearessentials sends you a nifty little tape measure with you purchase. The tape measure confirms my measuring theory...
measure the circumference of your cock and balls where they connect to the body... cinch the mesuring tape up a bit (not too tight)... divide the measurement by 3 and subtract 1/2 inch.
With the nify measuring tape, I was able to get an accurate measurement of 7 1/2 inch around 7.5 / 3 = 2.5 - .5 = 2 inches PERFECT FIT!
Anyone sending some serious traffic to the gearessential affiliate program? How have the sales been? I've only sent a a couple dozen clicks and have made 1 sale... but it was to myself, so I'm pretty sure that doesn't count. ;)
Whether the 500 posts are made this weekend or next month it doesnt matter its all good for the winner as well as for the additional exposure Gear Essentials will get from this thread being on the first 2 forums pages until the contest has been won :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally posted by Xstr8guy
Oh... we're never gonna make it to 500 posts... I just know it!
Thats the main reason the first weeks contest was set at a high post count, longevity in the branding process for Gear Essentials i mean, everyone on GWW now knows where to go if they are looking for a unique product to sell their surfers ;)
Regards,
Lee
If you made it 100 posts... I would be the winner!
Btw... I bought the brushed finish Omega and it's beautiful. Is the mirror finish a chrome coating or is the ring highly polished steel?
Xstr8guy
The mirror finish is stainless steel as well we arn't doing chrome. Stainless is simply a much better product. The tape measure was sent as a special present for you! We don't normally send them out.
How about a picture!
Well, thanks for the bonus gift!Quote:
Originally posted by gearessentials
Xstr8guy
The mirror finish is stainless steel as well we aren't doing chrome. Stainless is simply a much better product. The tape measure was sent as a special present for you! We don't normally send them out.
How about a picture!
I much prefer the stainless steel to my other chromed ring. I can't begin to describe just how nice it is... the brushed finish almost has a holographic effect to it. My next one will be Master or an Imperial in the mirror finish. How do the different rings compare in weight? I really like the Omega because it is HEAVY!
Pic is coming as soon as I have a moment to myself when my partner is out of the house, lol... he doesn't appreciate me sharing my pics on the www
Sounds like your partner's a little selfish. Doesn't like to share.
The Imperial and Masters are heavy rings but not as heavy as the Omega. The Omega weighs about 10 ounces and the Imperial and Master about 7 ounces.
Have you thought about a product review on your site. They help convert traffic.
Thanks for the great endorsements! Glad you like the ring.
I notice that you can get the Gear Essentials Cockrings at The Crypt off Broadway in Seattle. Wonder if my guy want's to take a weekend trip down there. :)
They are at the crypt. Check to see If they have them in stock. Haven't found any outlets in BC yet.
Thanks for checking in.
Wish I personally knew some retailers here in BC. Mike, you may be interested in trying to pitch to Little Sisters, in Vancouver: http://www.littlesistersbookstore.com/
I just thought of another more practical use for a cock ring. I find that in city riding, I tend to slide forward on my deat a lot because of all the stopping and strting, and sometimes I can roll over on the boys... and they REALLY don't like that.
Although i'd rather hve some hot hunky guy rub them better for me, sometimes it's hard to find someone to do that, so wearing a ring would, I'm thinking, keep them in front of me and out from under me.
One more question, though... do they set off metal detectors at border crossings? Cuz trust me, then you're a rather muscular, tattooed, pierced man with a shaved head, you're just begging for a cavity search when entering the US (don't laugh... i've been strip searched virtually every time I've ever flown to the US).
Lol Jasun... Don't you think that maybe the Custom's guys just want to see you naked?
My partner and I were going to the Texas State Fair a few years back (right after 9/11/2001)... both of us wearing cock rings. We take the shuttle bus from the parking lot, walk about a half mile to the admittance gate and we see fair security waving metal detectors around.
We decided not to risk the embarrassment of having the metal detector SCREAM when it got to our crotch areas right there in front of hundreds of redneck families.
We made the trek back to the car to remove the rings... of course the car was parked right where everyone was passing by to get to the shuttle bus. To complicate things further, I had a metal ring on, so I had to use spit as lube to get it off.
I'm just happy that we didn't end up in jail!
They also make great napkin rings! Great for when you are having some special over for a Bratwurst!
This contest is still on isn't it -- I don't think we've reached 500 posts yet...
In any event I'm kind of partial to the Master Series; it's big, bold, assertive, and definitely up to the challenge. And it comes in a mirror or brushed finish. I think I would go with the mirrored finish. :)
Okay, I'll do it (somebody has to). Are you also "big, bold, assertive, and up to the challenge"??? :biker:Quote:
Originally posted by robin
This contest is still on isn't it -- I don't think we've reached 500 posts yet...
In any event I'm kind of partial to the Master Series; it's big, bold, assertive, and definitely up to the challenge. And it comes in a mirror or brushed finish. I think I would go with the mirrored finish. :)
Yes the contest is still on. The master is good choice if you want big and bold. The assertive part is all in how you use it! It sounds like you have ideas.
Your going to get all the bottoms excited !
Oh, and did I mention that I did go into the Pleasure Chest and ask for Gear Essentials by name? There's a really cute boy who works there who's covered in tattoos. Woof! :)
I think I met him. He is cute.
Thanks for the plug. They say they will order at the end of the month.
Yay!!! Nice to know I did some good. Even if it was in some small way. :)
Went shopping at Shades of Grey in Dallas this past weekend (bought my partner a new harness for Southern Decadence). I saw the gearessentials rings behind the counter... If I'm not mistaken, they seemed to have a larger variety of size than are listed on the website.
I also saw them at the leather shop at the Dallas Eagle.
robin... have you seen the brushed finish cock rings? They are definately cool! If you already have a ploished or chrome ring, try the brushed. And if you want big and bold... look at the Omega... it's massive! That's the one I bought and I love it.
Ooooh personal recommendations -- I'll keep that in mind.
No, I don't have any cockrings at all actually; I'm very intriqued though.
As for Ounique's question -- The answer is Yes.
Xstr8guy
we only make 4 sizes. So I'm not sure what other sizes you saw. I think Johnny has the store at the Eagle as well. Have fun at Southern Decadence. There is a store in New Orleans I'm working on called Second Skin Leather. they are displaying samples for reaction. i thought they would do well at So. Decadence.