lets go for a GANG bang then.... :wtf:
:donmike:
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lets go for a GANG bang then.... :wtf:
:donmike:
WANG for hire - a great addition to any pool side party, office meeting, gangbang or ski getaway.
Grab it while you can!
Wank! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Paco
..and don't forget to give it a good YANK, or I'll have tah give yah a bit of a spank, with the plank!Quote:
Originally Posted by DEVELISH
Tank
and good night to y'all sweet bois here :D
tans ??
and good night : )
TONS
of good mornings to y'all
PANS to your tans.Quote:
Originally Posted by THY
and for your tons I'll add a TONE.Quote:
Originally Posted by DEVELISH
Tune :d
Devedelic
WOW, :develish: passed on the oportunity to huck out a bone.
I love rolling prunes down a sand DUNE.
OR...
You can tune a piano, but you can not TUNA fish!
I will pic the DANE thenQuote:
Originally Posted by Paco
forehead pressed against the window PANE, as I watch all the insane folk and their lives wane away.
DEVELISH grabs Paco's PANTs
....
:high:
Rants :)Quote:
Originally Posted by DEVELISH
Regards,
Lee
and I rant on, after loosing my pants to th@ lil :develish:, about what it is I truly WANT, for my BD. <-- For suggestions, see sig!
You CANT have everything, Pacoboi :D
oh can't I?Quote:
Originally Posted by DEVELISH
*removing CANE from its sheath*
How'd ya like a taste of my delicious birthday CAKE?Quote:
Originally Posted by Paco
You offering me a piece, or do I need to TAKE it, from you!Quote:
Originally Posted by DonMike
Good because I BAKE'd it just for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paco
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonMike
good, 'cause I am SO hungry, I think I will use a RAKE, to partake of your cake.
It is so good, the flavors will RAPE your tastebuds.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paco
Well, knock me down and GAPE me with a grape - there's a party goin on, and my mouth is the main venue.Quote:
Originally Posted by DonMike
CAPE
can't cum up with something :D
Looks like I'm gonna have to TAPE up Paco's mouth.
so long as my tender NAPE does not get taped up, I'm game!
oooh, this game is wearin' me out. I'm gonna have to take a few NAPS to recouperate. :broccoli:
fine, you go to sleep *me gives you a slap*
umma gunna go and plant my lips on a long hard & veiny tree (hopefully Maple), because I simply love sucking on SAPS!
While in LA I want to sit on many LAPS :D
Ah, but you might need several MAPS to find them.
Well, Mr.:develish:, make damn sure th@ you stay away from the craps tables, or your bottom will get a slap, or I may drag my feet across the carpet so I can give you a bunch of annoying ZAPS.
Y'all,
if you need me, I'm laying under the TAPS
Tape ...............................
laying under the taps, with a few rolls of tape, Paco carefully covers the ground with his CAPE, so to ensure he does not get stuck in all that the goop, which is constantly oozing from the pipes.
...then he crawls away into a quiet CAVE to have it off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paco
it is only because I am so depraved, and unable to behave, that I find the need to HAVE my cake, and eat it, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by DonMike
That's what the tortoise said to the Hare
the waskilee wabbit pointed and weplied: check it out, everybody - he Nawed all his pwiv8 pawts is wunning awound BAWE.
(weplace 'w' with 'r')
Great, Paco is channeling Barbara Walters. I must now BORE through my skull with a drill to escape this madness.
BEDTIME
just where is that pyjama i WORE last night when I had uh... dreams...
*searching*