What do you look like?

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Originally Posted by HotMaleVideos

When y'all come kidnap me. That's what the cuffs and rope are for, no?

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Grrrrr, I like the way you think. I just got so excited that I peed on the floor! :)

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Originally Posted by XXXWriterDude

Grrrrr, I like the way you think. I just got so excited that I peed on the floor! :)

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And what do good boys do when they pee on the floor? That's right... LICK IT UP!:whip:

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Originally Posted by DonMike

And what do good boys do when they pee on the floor? That's right... LICK IT UP!:whip:

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LOL! I'd rather pee on myself. That's kinda hot. :)

8)

I don't think we're in Vegas anymore, Toto.

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Originally Posted by CorbinFisher_BD

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I don't think we're in Vegas anymore, Toto.

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LOL! Where do you think we learned all this? :)

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Originally Posted by XXXWriterDude

LOL! I'd rather pee on myself. That's kinda hot. :)

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A friend of mine was working this gig handing out samples at a grocery store once, when this young boy came up and started a conversation with him. He said the boy was very articulate and kept calling him "Sir" which made him chuckle, then the subject turned to where the boy was from and what hobbies he had. He said something about being near a lake and my friend innocently asked him if he like to go boating or waterski and the kid looked up at him and said "Yes, Sir. I enjoy watersports very much".

He said I would appreciate that story. LOL!!!

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Originally Posted by DonMike

Okay, I have to ask. WTF is the butter/nutmeg fun???

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It starts with begging. :penny:

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Originally Posted by webnet

I'm from Barcelona (Spain)

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Oy! Poppi!

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Originally Posted by DonMike

Ah, that's the way you want to play it, huh? Okay, have it your way...

Jasun, get the choloroform, Dart bring the ropes, I'll arrange for the truck and the cage. Okay, syncronize your watches...

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Hey! Who forgot the LUBE?

I'll be honest... a typical wop greaseball disco dancin all the way down the mountain.
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Originally Posted by Madame0120

Hey! Who forgot the LUBE?

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D'oh, now how could I foget that. Okay, who's got the CRISCO????

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Originally Posted by DonMike

D'oh, now how could I foget that. Okay, who's got the CRISCO????

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http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~lamdoo/...ars/crisco.jpg

Choose your weapon!

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Oooh, DEVELISH, you live up to your name. :devil:

Hey Webnet I will be in Barcelona this summer!
And I do need an escort thank God!
That's an escort..........not an escort Don......
I know where this was going to go.......

Ah, I get it. Wink wink.

So does that mean you have a steady stream of luxury cars going in and out of your office? :honest: