face down, on the floor; ass perched up, knees spread wide; waiting for th@ special person, whom has the LORE of a whore.
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face down, on the floor; ass perched up, knees spread wide; waiting for th@ special person, whom has the LORE of a whore.
Good LORD - Tales from a Whore - what else do you have, Paco-Boi?
oh, just something so powerful, not even YOU can resist: its size varies with each use. It covers the full range of emotions - one minute you maybe frightened by what it is capable of, while the next it can fill you to the rim with bliss. Heck, you do not even need the entire thing for it to work wonders - even the smallest piece can satisfy your needs.Quote:
Originally Posted by DEVELISH
Today's WORD is...
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Originally Posted by Paco
... WARD like in state ward - where can I apply for the relief such a person gives me? I could do anything I want and not be responsible :D
too HARD for me to grasp ... care to give me a hand?Quote:
Originally Posted by DEVELISH
I can give you LARD but the hand is *singing* mine, mine, mine... this hand is mine mine mineQuote:
Originally Posted by Paco
Was the answer to your riddle, "WORD" by any chance?Quote:
Originally Posted by Paco
You're such a CARD
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Originally Posted by DonMike
As if Paco would CARE
two for one: word or weiner.Quote:
Originally Posted by DonMike
Joker!Quote:
Originally Posted by DonMike
:develish: You DARE say I would not care - it breaks my purple pumper knowing that is what you think.
Oh Dear, it is very RARE that you care :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Paco
That's not FARE! I always care ... about what's down there, whether or not suffocated by underwear. I prefer it neatly trimmed, or better yet barren, just so long as it's not some hairy haven.Quote:
Originally Posted by DEVELISH
Down where? Oh there - in this place usually gays are almost BARE. Most of what I've seen was trimmed atop the dick and shared below...Quote:
Originally Posted by Paco
some prick of a mare just had to pare it, and now I have bad dreams.Quote:
Originally Posted by DEVELISH
Cool - parts of a mare - what MART will they be sold in?Quote:
Originally Posted by Paco
one that sells carts or trollys; silly games or other follies, and while cruisin' the isles you'll hear many say golly - a comment often chased by an evil look from their TART, directed straight to their ego.Quote:
Originally Posted by DEVELISH
FART - hope ne didn't have that oneQuote:
Originally Posted by Paco
Uhm... going to bed soon since my mum arrives tomorrow morning at 6:30 A.M. (yaaawn) at tha Airport now its 22:08 (10:08pm) thats leaves me another 7 hrs of sleep.
DEVELISH
FARM... I have no joke for this. :cheekymonkey:
That's funny...
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Originally Posted by DonMike
five alarm warning - a cheeky monkey, with loads of CHARM, is on the loose, bouncing around and flailing his arms.
FOUL FOUL FOULQuote:
Originally Posted by Paco
Referee - he used 5 (FIVE) letters in stead of the 4 :catfight:
It did HARM this contest :-P
:donmike:
Sound the alarm, Paco's been red-carded!
*taking off shirt, because I'm feeling a little WARM*
Y'all are gonna WARP my mind!!!
*strumming HARP*
Oh, cry me a river!
Like it's really possible for us to twist something that is apparently beyond eccentric (th@ was/is a compliment).
carp
Develish
You are such a CARD
one that escaped from the mental WARD.
Spread the WORD, amen :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Paco
Cord!! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by DEVELISH
Regards,
Lee
it's not words that the good LORD wishes for you to spread!
Dude,
in about 48 hrs I will be cruising down Highway 15 to *sparkles* VEGAS *sparkles* - in a Pontiac and not in a FORD
same parts, arranged in a different FORM.
*grabsPacoBOY*
Now Sucker, lets go to my DORM
*crawling on belly, like the WORM that I am*