I almost never agree with Lee, but I do here. Most affiliates are LAZY. I wouldn't say they're overpaid; the ones who actually promote the sponsors do a *lot* of work and they deserve to get paid for that work.
But look at what affiliates have pushed for over the past couple of years...
Make for us...
- reg banners, odd-sized banners, magazine squares, buttons, skyscrapers, fpa's, hpa's - we used to everything but the reg/fpa/hpa ourselves, but it's just too much work now
- resized pics, that we use to resize ourselves
- gallery templates, that we used to make ourselves
- galleries, that we used to do ourselves
- freesites, that we used to do ourselves
- blog entries, that we used to do ourselves
- RSS feeds, so we don't even have to come to you to get the blog entries you've made for us. YOU update our sites! Yeah!
- Give us hosting, that is only $5/mo but we don't wanna pay for it.
- Buy us domains, only $9/yr but we don't wanna pay for that either.
- Get us epassporte cards, only $25 to set up (and we get $20 back) but that's just too much money. We could buy beer with that.
- Don't just give us videos to use, cut them up for us too.
- While you're at it, make the video templates and galleries too
- Pay us bi-weekly. No, make that weekly. No actually, make that *instantly*. And don't you dare take chargebacks out of our money.
- We know the payouts are the highest in history, but we also want "points". You know, like Marlboro points. Points we can cash in for even more money, on top of the highest payouts in history. Or cars. Or high-tech expensive toys.
- Oh, and even though these are the highest payouts in history, and you need to still make money somehow, we want you to get rid of your consoles. But only sometimes, not all the time. So invest tons of time and money rebuilding your backend so we can get rid of them when we submit to GreenGuy.
- Make us full-page "matrix" ads so we don't even have to put up our own screenshot thumbnails with our linking codes.
- While we're at it, how about you tell us what keywords we should be optimizing for. 5 minutes doing it ourselves is just too much work.
- You know what? Search engines are just too darn hard. Make a search engine for us that will automatically put our domains at the top and have ads with our linking codes.
- Come to think of it, buying a tgp script is too expensive, and building a fake TGP is just too much work. Build us a TGP with all of our links that auto-rotates, auto-updates, and has all of our links.
- Oh oh oh! Almost forgot. Stats. Logging in to view your stats, then logging in to view your competitor's stats is just too much work and takes too much time. So buy us free copies of StatsRemote. We know, it's only $20/mo and we could more than cover that with one signup, but why should we pay for it when you will?
I'm sure I could keep going, hopefully I don't have to.
Affiliates have gotten incredibly lazy, incredibly greedy, and they feel a sense of entitlement to all of these things and more. The bar to entry has been lowered so far, it's underground in the magma. The *only* ones who can stop this madness are the ones who started feeding the beast in the first place - the sponsors.
Cut the shit out, cut the fluff. Let those greedy webmasters go flocking to some other sponsor, let that other sponsor tout all of his "tools" (ie all the work he's done FOR them), let his program get oversaturated, let his signups drop into the tank.
I mean, does it *really* have to get to the point where the sponsor will completely build a site, host it, buy a domain name for it, feed it traffic, and send a check to a webmaster just because the webmaster signed up? Because it's getting damn close to that! Everything is there, all one sponsor needs to do is say "We'll put it all together for you. Just sign up, and we'll send you a check for no reason whatsoever. No work on your part at ALL. That's how much we love our affiliates!" Does it really have to get that far before the madness will end?