I took this test and scored a 184. It takes a moment to load ~
http://bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon.../HellTest.swf/
I am definitely going to hell. The only thing that saved me from not being a top scorer was that I have never tried hard drugs.
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I took this test and scored a 184. It takes a moment to load ~
http://bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon.../HellTest.swf/
I am definitely going to hell. The only thing that saved me from not being a top scorer was that I have never tried hard drugs.
143. I'm enjoying life to the max.
(which of course means that the test is stupid. They didn't even ask if I've ever fucked a best friend and his dad at the same time... I mean honestly..)
:jasun:
73. Jeez that's pathetic. What I lack in their overwhelming interest in drug and alcohol usage, I make up for in sheer... shall I call it, debauchery.
ouch 163, better save me a good chair if you get there before me ;)
210.... what's a "wet spot"?
I have 159 - same quoteQuote:
Originally Posted by Jasun
NOW I am begining to be afraid of myself :D :D
I scored 258.
Not really a big surprise.
Lee
I scored 202 - says I'm going straight to hell! HAHA
Chad, that was fun! I enjoyed that... it was actually kind of funny!
Thanks for the morning laughs!
There are just 276 points to be earned - which questions did you answer with "no" :DQuote:
Originally Posted by MiamiB
See, what did me in is the "ever" part.Quote:
Originally Posted by SluggerJ
"Ever" is a long time.
Yeah, once when I was 21 and dating a millionaire, traveling the world I smoked a little coke. It wasn't for me and never did it again but I was young and I wanted to try everything.
"Ever" get so drunk you threw up? duh, I grew up in a town where the most exciting thing to do was get drunk and tip over cows.
"Ever" had sex without a contraceptive? Um.. well yeah in high school when I was 16 and me and my buddy would fuck each other we didn't use condoms because HIV wasn't a risk for two 16 year olds in a farming village along the North Atlantic Canadian shore in 1984.
I find it funny that I'm the only person ever who's been on the cover of Instigator Magazine twice and I've been suspended from the ceiling at Mr. S leather where I got blown and rimmed at the same time in front of a crowd of customers, ultimately blowing a load all over the floor and the guy blowing me (who I think was my boyfriend but it could have been the other guy) but a question like that wasn't on the list.
I mean they asked if I'd ever licked someone's eyeball (?!) but never if I'd ever put on an impromptu sex show on a Sunday afternoon because the Beer Bust hadn't really gotten into full swing yet.
I own more rubber shirts than I do jeans but they consider sleeping on "the wet spot" something naughty. Of course for those of us that don't sleep with women, it's not an issue.. there IS no "wet spot" when you have sex with guys unless you spill the lube.
Oh those silly straights.
I only got 108. Guess I am not as bad as everyone thinks I am.
what is that magazine about?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jasun
Well the first cover was me bound and gagged, tied to a chair and duct-taped into place while a skinhead poured a bottle of wood glue over my head.Quote:
Originally Posted by DEVELISH
The other was a rubber shoot where I was in a straight jacket sitting on a motorcycle with three other guys... lots of fun but kinda stuffy.
242
Look out Satan here I come!
--Chubbs
Lest ye repent, you'll still burn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jasun
I was also unaware that popping virgins was hell-worthy. I thought that's what god wanted. They were dudes, but still... Alright, there was a girl also, but I DOUBT she was a virgin. Her later boyfriend sure wasn't anymore... :innocent: