What exactly is a twink?

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08-18-2005, 09:01 AM
Hamilton Steele

What exactly is a twink?

Ok...

I suppose a lot of people might argue I should know what this is. But please forgive my ignorance and accept this as an honest question.

What exactly is a Twink? My wife things it's a man with a small penis and I think it might be a fat guy in bad need of a tan. (Twinkies are kind of round and sort of white-ish.) Hopefull it is neither and every can laugh at my stupidity.
08-18-2005, 09:08 AM
Dzinerbear

A twink is a young gay guy between the ages of 18 and 21. Some twinks may extend beyond 21 if they look young enough. Twinks are boyish and cute. Twinks usually have little muscle development and I would say no body hair, or at least no chest hair. And I wouldn't say a twink would have facial hair either. The point of being a twink is to look as young as possible.

Check out Boy Alley, it's pretty much got the niche covered:

http://www.boyalley.com/tour1.html

A fat guy in need of a tan would be a Chub or a Bear depending on how fat he is and whether he's got any body hair.

Cheers
dzinerbear
08-18-2005, 09:13 AM
Hamilton Steele

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dzinerbear

A twink is a young gay guy between the ages of 18 and 21. Some twinks may extend beyond 21 if they look young enough. Twinks are boyish and cute. Twinks usually have little muscle development and I would say no body hair, or at least no chest hair. And I wouldn't say a twink would have facial hair either. The point of being a twink is to look as young as possible.

Check out Boy Alley, it's pretty much got the niche covered:

http://www.boyalley.com/tour1.html

A fat guy in need of a tan would be a Chub or a Bear depending on how fat he is and whether he's got any body hair.

Cheers
dzinerbear

Gotcha!!! Now it all makes sense...

Hetro = skinny 18 year old girls without tits.
Gay = skinny 18 year old boys without chest hair.
Bisexual = someone in their glory at a highschool graduation.

I guess my italian and french blood stops be from ever being able pose for this niche.
08-18-2005, 01:27 PM
longboardjim

a male over the age of 18 but looks 16 and can hold that look till the age of 24 whereas they become a jock requiring them to regularly work out at the nearest gym whereas they become muscle and can hold that look till the age of 30 whereas they become a leather daddy growing back all their chest and facial hair when at the age of 35 they become a bear and regular workouts at the gym stop and age is finally welcomed and then finally at the age of 40 they start their own production companies and the cycle repeats itself with the next generation. :goof:

sincerely ~ ..."if i could turn back time!... - cher
08-18-2005, 01:43 PM
Xstr8guy

Quote:

Originally Posted by longboardjim

a male over the age of 18 but looks 16 and can hold that look till the age of 24 whereas they become a jock requiring them to regularly work out at the nearest gym whereas they become muscle and can hold that look till the age of 30 whereas they become a leather daddy growing back all their chest and facial hair when at the age of 35 they become a bear and regular workouts at the gym stop and age is finally welcomed and then finally at the age of 40 they start their own production companies and the cycle repeats itself with the next generation. :goof:

sincerely ~ ..."if i could turn back time!... - cher

Hehe, that is a pretty accurate description of the basic gay niches boiled down to a single paragraph!

Of course you can have exceptions to the defintion as well. I've seen pictures of my partner when he was in his mid 20's and he was already a daddy way back then. Just like some 19 year old guys are never twinks and some young guys are bears.
08-18-2005, 08:10 PM
robin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hamilton Steele

My wife things it's a man with a small penis

No those would still be Stud Budgies... ;)
08-18-2005, 08:32 PM
GPallan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hamilton Steele

Ok...

I suppose a lot of people might argue I should know what this is. But please forgive my ignorance and accept this as an honest question.

What exactly is a Twink? My wife things it's a man with a small penis and I think it might be a fat guy in bad need of a tan. (Twinkies are kind of round and sort of white-ish.) Hopefull it is neither and every can laugh at my stupidity.

LOLOLOLOLOL AHAHHAHAH omg i loved your description!!! "fat guy in bad need of a tan" haha hilarious.

Anyways, as everyone has probably already clarified for you, a twink is a young (18-20ish) guy who's skinny and boyish looking (a little faggy too?)
08-19-2005, 12:17 AM
Slade

Luke's a twink! :whip:
08-19-2005, 08:39 AM
BDBionic

Teen Who's Into Nothing Kinky

hehehe
08-19-2005, 02:38 PM
mike-x

Quote:

Originally Posted by BDBionic

Teen Who's Into Nothing Kinky

hehehe

hehe, nice :)
08-22-2005, 03:33 PM
BlooregardQKazo

Hey Hamilton!

Hey, Man, been on metroporntour.com, not much up there yet.. for a while you seemed to have vanished, glad you haven't! Your should put a store on yor new site, and sell your trademark Bandanna's!!! hey, i'd buy one, Hope everythings going well anyway.

Graham (fan from england)
08-30-2005, 11:23 AM
Hamilton Steele

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlooregardQKazo

Hey, Man, been on metroporntour.com, not much up there yet.. for a while you seemed to have vanished, glad you haven't! Your should put a store on yor new site, and sell your trademark Bandanna's!!! hey, i'd buy one, Hope everythings going well anyway.

Graham (fan from england)

Wow! I have a fan!

Thanks!

Now how much do you think someone would pay me for my Bandanna?
I currently get 50 euro plus shipping for my sperm.

>>>>>If I offended anyone please note previous comments about being a big whore<<<<<<<<
08-30-2005, 08:22 PM
HollywoodHorwtz

i'm the antithesis of a twink,cuz of my chest hair, but i look real young,so i guess i cant be either bear nor twink..just a alil jewish boy from viriginia
08-31-2005, 12:18 AM
Xstr8guy

Quote:

Originally Posted by HollywoodHorwtz

i'm the antithesis of a twink,cuz of my chest hair, but i look real young,so i guess i cant be either bear nor twink..just a alil jewish boy from viriginia

You may be a cub. But we will need to see a full-length nude photo with erection or even better, a ten minute jack-off video. PLEASE? Lol
09-03-2005, 03:46 AM
curiousbunny
09-03-2005, 10:36 PM
Chilihost

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slade

Luke's a twink! :whip:

HAY - just noticed this and its with great displeasure I have to say I am not :(
09-03-2005, 10:40 PM
CJ-KJCash

my bf says I can count as two twinks if I divide my age and my weight by 2. hehehehehehe
09-03-2005, 10:42 PM
gaystoryman

Quote:

Originally Posted by sukime69

my bf says I can count as two twinks if I divide my age and my weight by 2. hehehehehehe

Damn I can't even get away with that one.. :cry:
09-03-2005, 10:46 PM
CuriousToyBoy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hamilton Steele

Gotcha!!! Now it all makes sense...

Hetro = skinny 18 year old girls without tits.
Gay = skinny 18 year old boys without chest hair.
Bisexual = someone in their glory at a highschool graduation.

I guess my italian and french blood stops be from ever being able pose for this niche.

Ha ha ha ha ha

Can I use that ?

Funny as hell !

:noddy:
09-03-2005, 10:47 PM
Chilihost

Quote:

Originally Posted by sukime69

my bf says I can count as two twinks if I divide my age and my weight by 2. hehehehehehe

if you could do that would that mean one would be a top and the other a bottom? we can have a suki-sandwich
09-03-2005, 10:48 PM
CJ-KJCash

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chilihost

if you could do that would that mean one would be a top and the other a bottom? we can have a suki-sandwich

Now I just need someone to bring the BEEF hehehehehe
09-03-2005, 10:51 PM
Chilihost

mmmmm........beef!!!!

:king:
09-03-2005, 10:54 PM
CuriousToyBoy

A twink is the diametric opposite to this:

http://www.curiouscash.com/toyboyavnad.jpg

:wacko:
09-03-2005, 10:57 PM
CJ-KJCash

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chilihost

mmmmm........beef!!!!

:king:

btw, is it too late to order extra mayo?? hehehehehe
09-03-2005, 10:57 PM
gaystoryman

that reminds me, where is Michael & Xtra? They could stimulate this post frenzy in no time...:thumbsup: (seeing as how luke is mysteriously on dial up
09-03-2005, 11:29 PM
Dzinerbear

I'm here. I've been working on the final renovations for my Euro site, and they're finally done. So I thought I'd stop by to see how things were progressing here.

Jim's in San Diego for the weekend. He had planned on being in New Orleans for Southern Decadence.

Michael
09-03-2005, 11:36 PM
gaystoryman

reno's huh? cool, have to go sneak a peak. i liked that site last time I saw it, so what did you change?
09-03-2005, 11:37 PM
Chilihost

welcome to the fun Michael :)
09-12-2005, 06:55 AM
BlooregardQKazo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hamilton Steele

Wow! I have a fan!

Thanks!

Now how much do you think someone would pay me for my Bandanna?
I currently get 50 euro plus shipping for my sperm.

>>>>>If I offended anyone please note previous comments about being a big whore<<<<<<<<

LOL! er..... dunno, like £20, be cool if they had your name embroided onto em :P
09-12-2005, 10:57 AM
Hamilton Steele

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlooregardQKazo

LOL! er..... dunno, like £20, be cool if they had your name embroided onto em :P

I think I could do something like that. But ummm.
Whats embroided mean?