Who has scored at their company XMAS party

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12-12-2005, 05:50 PM
KellyTaylor

Who has scored at their company XMAS party

OK! I stole this topic off another board! Cause I thought it would be lots of fun here! Alot of people are having with it over there!! HEHE as chad bellville displayed last night LOL... From the looks of the pics he put up of me and him... Most people maybe thinking that I scored at the last XMAS party I was at LOL and Im sure I almost did with accouple titan models lol and Mr.Pam LOL but I didnt But I thought I would be fun to see the boys and girls on this boards have done naughty during the holidays!

* Have you been naughty or nice??* * You might just get coal in ur stalking*
:santa:

But share the wealth lets hear it!
LOL
Much peace and Luv K.Taylor
12-12-2005, 06:42 PM
XXXWriterDude

I must admit that there are a couple guys here at the office that I wouldn't mind rolling around with in the sheets, but since some of them may read these posts, I must demure and err on the side of caution. :)

I've never gotten lucky at a company party. Sad to say. :)
12-12-2005, 06:59 PM
DEVELISH

Well, for me it is "never screw the company" :)

DEV.
12-12-2005, 07:06 PM
KellyTaylor

Depending on what type of company it is ... Lol screwing the company hehehe.. Models or employees or bolth *Winks*
12-12-2005, 07:23 PM
DEVELISH

well, yeah, some companies really should be screwed!

But I guess you understood me what I wanted to say ;-)
12-12-2005, 07:27 PM
KellyTaylor

I did! I was just playing around mister man... :)
12-12-2005, 07:28 PM
KellyTaylor

Dont worry im innocent and procatically virginal .. I couldnt hurt a fly! :goseek:
12-12-2005, 11:15 PM
Madame0120

yes .. but I've laid more wedding photographers.
12-12-2005, 11:16 PM
Madame0120

Quote:

Originally Posted by KellyTaylor

Dont worry im innocent and procatically virginal .. I couldnt hurt a fly! :goseek:

Oh darlin' catch up with me on Yahoo pls.
:beauty:
12-13-2005, 12:10 AM
KellyTaylor

LOL ahaha Ok.. I will be on there in a second .. Miss you! Much love K.Taylor
12-13-2005, 03:43 AM
chadknowslaw

Quote:

Originally Posted by KellyTaylor

Dont worry im innocent and procatically virginal .. I couldnt hurt a fly! :goseek:

I believe the part about not hurting a fly, but the virginal part doesn't fly with me. I don't think you have a virginal orifice on your body, and I have proof!! Now tell me what you were really doing with me and cash in hand.....:whip:
12-13-2005, 05:19 AM
KellyTaylor

LOL are you calling me a prostitute! No offense to Tom Weiss Cause I do Love him but Im in no way a hooker LOL... Is that what you are implying my dear?? LOL next time I see you I think a HUGE SPANKING is what is needed for you and your mouth and your naughty pictures .. ( HEADLINE ) * no one listen that is kellys bigger brother* HAHAHA *winks* LOL Love ya Chad

K. Taylor
12-13-2005, 05:30 AM
KellyTaylor

What Im wondering is.. If Intensecash mark or Lindsay from Curious cash or Andymike or Bionic Brian have all scored at a party.. Cause there all super studly and I have met them on many occassions and each time it made me hot for sure *Winks* Kelly Taylor
12-13-2005, 09:57 AM
Paco

Many years back, around 4 in the morning, we decided to take our xmas party to a more appropriate place - The Dance Factory (underground after hours club in Edmonton).

A few 'ladies of the eve' (regulars) noticed that I was not in my usual spot (infront of the speakers by the booth), workin the floor. Both grabbed me by my pockets (one on the left and one on the right), dragged me into powder room and began packin me, full of party treats. Once they were done 'winding me up', they dragged me back to my spot and watch me go, like a toy.

Uh, my employer never looked at me the same after that night.
12-13-2005, 04:43 PM
XXXWriterDude

I think if either Scorpio or Paco worked at my company, I'd have a hard time keeping my hands off them during parties. :)
12-13-2005, 08:09 PM
KellyTaylor

HHAHAAH lol... this is great.. I wish everyone on the board would contribute to this thread LOL I have not laughed my ass of so much in awhile from reading a board thread LOL Im so glad to be here cause there is so many people on here full of character who are very smart and great to talk to on here.. Keep the storys comming everyone!!

Much peace and Love Kelly Taylor
12-14-2005, 10:22 AM
Paco

Quote:

Originally Posted by XXXWriterDude

I think if either Scorpio or Paco worked at my company, I'd have a hard time keeping my hands off them during parties. :)

Naughty boy!

I am typically a quiet shy, bashful type, but there is something about em bright lights, boomin tunes and sweaty bodies that change me.

Like one time (at band camp), at a Cyber Socket party, I was dancing to some dirty house and this really nice guy was giving me condoms, but my pockets must have been full cause he was crammin them down my ... oh never mind, it'd just bore you.
12-14-2005, 06:12 PM
KellyTaylor

Oh no please do go on..... by all means *winks*
12-15-2005, 03:54 AM
KellyTaylor

Sweetie you never finished your story Paco LOL you must go on.. and I know that Bionic brian LOL has a story or 5 or 6 to tells us here .. LOL come on boys.... hahahah give it up... this thread is far from being over! LOL I know we have to many bad boys ( and that is saying it lightly ) to not have more naughty sexy story to put on this thread and Im not letting it go off the board unless someone makes me wet!! LOL*Winks* Joking!

Much peace and love K.Taylor
12-16-2005, 01:54 PM
XXXWriterDude

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paco

Naughty boy!

I am typically a quiet shy, bashful type, but there is something about em bright lights, boomin tunes and sweaty bodies that change me.

Like one time (at band camp), at a Cyber Socket party, I was dancing to some dirty house and this really nice guy was giving me condoms, but my pockets must have been full cause he was crammin them down my ... oh never mind, it'd just bore you.

Wanna hear a funny condom story? For Thanksgiving, I was over at a friend's house, and there were like 16 gay men there that day cooking and hanging out. Well, before I went over to the house, I was kind of running behind getting my shit together and getting out the door, and I, as I prone to do before leaving my apartment, I was kind of straightening up so that when I got home that night, I would not return to a cluttered apartment. Well, in cleaning up quickly, I stumbled across a condom on the floor in my bedroom (You can imagine, with me being in the porn biz, just how many condoms I get from the various studios and novelty companies), and instead of picking it up and walking it across the room and putting it in its proper place, I just stuck it in my pocket and figured I'd put it away later.

Well, cut to the Thanksgiving dinner, when I am walking through the dining room and the host (a VERY hot and studly 50-year-old whose pants I wouldn't mind getting into, I must say) is folding up one of the smaller tables he had to pull out to accomodate so many guests, and I trip over one of the legs. Well, damn if that condom in my pocket didn't fly out of there, and soar up into the sky in a perfect arch and then land with a THWAT! on the patio tile.

The funniest part about it, though, was that EVERY SINGLE gay man in the house -- even if he was in a different room -- suddenly went, "Was that a condom?" NO kidding either. It was one of those moments where you KNEW you were in a house of sexually active gay men, b/cuz it was like their ears were so in tune with the sounds of sex that they instantly knew what it was.

Needless to say, the entire house erupted in laughter, and I became the butt of many jokes that day. It was pretty embarrassing, b/cuz, well, people started to go, "Just what kind of a Thanksgiving dinner party did you think you were coming to?" And I was like, "No, really, I was just too lazy to put it away this morning. That's why it was in my pocket." Of course, you know how gay men are. They were having none of it. But even though I was pretty embarrassed by it, I provided the single-most memorable moment of the whole day, and a few of the gays even emailed me later on to say that they'd be sitting at work a couple of days later and just start laughing out loud and the memory of it, so it was pretty cool to have been the reason so many guys had fun that day. :)

Maybe I should start carrying condoms on me all the time! :)
12-16-2005, 02:17 PM
Paco

Quote:

Originally Posted by XXXWriterDude

Maybe I should start carrying condoms on me all the time! :)

You'd have to trip over table legs to get the ball rolling... UNLESS you had a type of device in your pocket trained to jettison the prophylactic out.

Wait a minute, I think there is something like that, and it is called... oh damn, it's on the tip of my tongue.

Oh yah, a spring :goofy: