Embarrassing Extravaganza!

Ok it's that time again for everyone to pull out all the stops and tell their most embarrassing moment.

Many of you may remember a classic moment on GWW when I candidly explained one of my most embarrassing moments. Here is a refresher of that thread: http://forums.gaywidewebmasters.com/...=TopBucks_Juan

I am sure I can come up with another that will have you peeing in your panties girls...but in the meantime, someone has got to give it up.

Now as I was making this post a light bulb went off in my head...lets make this a little contest.

Lee!! I hope it is alright to do this...Cuz your gonna judge this "Embarrassing Extravaganza". Top 3 winners will get a choice to win some DVDs from our DVD line and on Monday Lee will give me the top 3 stories and I will personally make sure that your get your prizes.

Who can come up with the best story of their "Most Embarrassing Moment"? We'll see...GO Girls!!!

Nice idea :thumbsup:

I can tell you who the three winners are right now though, me, me and, me, your DVDs are hot and i want them all for myself hahahaha

Seriously though, im sure we can come up with a thread full of great stories so lets get telling them people :thumbsup:

I still think Kirbys story is the best i have heard in a few year so ya'll have to try and beat that one :)

Regards,

Lee

What a great idea Kirby ... er Juan! We haven't embarassed ourselves around here in a long time!

Do you know, I told Rochard that story in Phoenix last year and ever since then he's called me Kirby!!! I keep saying, "It wasn't me!!!"

Argh! My entire life is one big embarassment! I could never just pick one. Lol

OK...I came in this morning and I see no one posted their most embarassing moment. Come on guys! I know you have some deep dark secret you just want to get off your chest. DVD's are on the line here.

Embarising.... I find nothing I did embarising (yet)... but... I am very shy when it even gets close to embarasing moments alltogether

DEV..

Being arrested for urinating on a police car (yes, it was occupied) and asking the officer if he could wait until I was done.

Well, um, cough, um - does being caught jacking off at work by a co-worker count???? :wtf: Never had a pee-pee go from steel to mush as quick as that...

..."life is full of embarassing moments , and i've got lots of them!"...

i think the most embarassing moment of my life ( sofar ) was when i went shopping with a friend and while she was trying something on i have a bad habbit of checking "hem-work" on garments and lifted the skirt on what i thought was a manequin...it wasn't a manequin!

sincerely ~ ..."good thing i didn't try to pull down the top!"... :)

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..."life is full of embarassing moments , and i've got lots of them!"...

i think the most embarassing moment of my life ( sofar ) was when i went shopping with a friend and while she was trying something on i have a bad habbit of checking "hem-work" on garments and lifted the skirt on what i thought was a manequin...it wasn't a manequin!

sincerely ~ ..."good thing i didn't try to pull down the top!"... :)

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Hahha - now I know why you have this permanent blush look to your avatar! That's a hoot!

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Well, um, cough, um - does being caught jacking off at work by a co-worker count???? :wtf: Never had a pee-pee go from steel to mush as quick as that...

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Well, did your face turn red? Wait a minute, probably was due to the effort or physical excursion.

Yah it counts.

I think my face turned every color of the rainbow. I don't think there's much more embarrassing a moment except for maybe having loud explosive diareaha in a packed elevator...

And for added insult, he'd do a "jacking off" hand motion to tease me whenever no one else was around.... :cry:

For me, it was just recent. I was at a Thanksgiving party full of gay men, and I tripped over something and the condom that I had in my pocket came flying out and landed with a loud THWAT! on the patio floor. The entire room turned to look, and everyone was like, "What kind of Thanksgiving Day dinner party did you think you were coming to????" LOL!

In truth, the only reason the condom was in my pocket was b/cuz I was cleaning my bedroom earlier that day, and came across the condom on my floor, but was too lazy to put it where it belonged. :)

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In truth, the only reason the condom was in my pocket was b/cuz I was cleaning my bedroom earlier that day, and came across the condom on my floor, but was too lazy to put it where it belonged. :)

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Sure, sure, that's what we all say. lol!

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Sure, sure, that's what we all say. lol!

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LOL! I swear! :)

Okay, I don't embarass easily, but this one was good...

I was going on a cruise with my folks and was flying from LA to Florida to meet them. My sister made all the arrangements and I had been so busy I didn't even look at the itinerary, I just printed out what I needed and ran to the airport. I was so frazzled and my buddy was dropping me off, but as I got out of the car the itinerary slipped out of my coat pocket. I got to the ticket counter and was mortified to find it gone. I asked the guy if he could look up my name and get the info. He asked me where I was going and I told him Florida. He asked where in Florida and I drew a blank. I honestly had not even looked. I felt really dumb and said that I just didn't know. I hadn't made the plans, I was just showing up. He was a little indignant, which really pissed me off because I had my ID, it's not like I was trying to sneak on board the plane. So I said that I would check my carry-on, but when I slipped the shoulder strap down off my shoulder, the edge of it caught the shoulder piece of my leather biker jacket (where I always have a cock ring, on the right hand side for those of you "in the know"). The shoulder strap piece popped off and the cock ring flew off and landed with a loud metalic thunk, right on the scale where they weigh the bags. It then proceeded to roll around and around, sounding very much like those big yellow things you put a quarter in for charity so you can watch it roll around until it finnally falls down the funnel. We both followed it with our eyes, and I'm sure we looked like two characters in a sitcom rolling our eyes around with the cock ring. After the longest 30 seconds of my life it finally landed flat on the scale with one last echoing clank. We looked at each other for just a second. He stifled a laugh, well, he did his best to stifle a laugh but a loud snicker escaped, and he calmly printed out my ticket. "Here you go Mr. Mike, have a nice flight".

So, as embarrassed as I was, if it weren't for my cock ring, I would have missed my plane, and the cruise ship. So it wasn't all bad. LOL!

DonMike, that's a FUNNY story! I would have posted my story about the time I was 14 and was caught for offering a blowjob to an older man who was going into a bar, but I'm not sure I would necessarily call that "embarrassing." More like MORTIFYING!

I was a very naughty kid... :)

Wow, now that's a story, Ken! You were a naughty kid. I didn't even know what a blowjob was when I was 14. LOL!

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Wow, now that's a story, Ken! You were a naughty kid. I didn't even know what a blowjob was when I was 14. LOL!

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I was SOOOO sexually repressed, and I was just ready to self-combust. I just felt like I was going crazy at the time, and we lived right next door to this bar, and I would proposition guys who were going into it. One night this guy reported me to the cops, and they showed up at my parents' house at 4am ringing the doorbell. I was actually looking out the window as I saw them walking up to the door, and I'm just standing there knowing that my whole life is about to change in the next few seconds. It was awful. For years, I was so ashamed that this had ever happened, and I never talked about it with anyone. Now I don't care at all. I finally let go of all that guilt and shame that caused me to do it in the first place. Now I tell it as a story to laugh about. You live, you learn! :)

Good for you, Ken. It's amazing how long some of us hold on to things from our childhood. I know I had obsessed about things that I had done years after everyone else had forgotten all about them.

And if you can't laugh about yourself, then what can you laugh at.

I have no shame.

but I one did get arrested for having sex in a moving vehicle, not wearing seatbelts, being DRUNK out of our minds, not having the headlight on, running a red light and side swiping a police car.:jasun:

But that story isn't embarrassing so much as "par for the course".

What WAS embarrassing was having to stand outside the police car in my underwear, still with a boner and seeing an ex BF walk by.

Ah, the memories.

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What WAS embarrassing was having to stand outside the police car in my underwear, still with a boner and seeing an ex BF walk by.

Ah, the memories.

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ROTFLMAO :devil:

DEV :D

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Originally Posted by Jasun

I have no shame.

but I one did get arrested for having sex in a moving vehicle, not wearing seatbelts, being DRUNK out of our minds, not having the headlight on, running a red light and side swiping a police car.:jasun:

But that story isn't embarrassing so much as "par for the course".

What WAS embarrassing was having to stand outside the police car in my underwear, still with a boner and seeing an ex BF walk by.

Ah, the memories.

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LOL! Too funny. I, too, got caught by the police having sex with a guy. It was only security guards at first, but then they called the big guns to come over. Luckily, they let us go with a "You know that saying that goes 'Next time, keep it at home?' Next time, keep it at home." LOL! :)

Man, where to start...I do dumb crap all the time. Not sure any of it is really embarrassing anymore.

Like setting myself on fire. Twice. While at a Superbowl party yesterday. Umm...that *should* have been embarrassing, but I was just like, "Oh crap, I'm on fire. Again." And just patted it out.

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"Oh crap, I'm on fire. Again."

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Hahahahaha!!! You're killin' me. :cry:

That's really funny.

Yeah it's all fun and games until you realize you lost a good pair of jeans...

Well it doesn't look like many folks are going to give up their dirty little secrets...So, I think it's time that Lee decides on a few winners. Go ahead Lee and post the top 3 peeps who have shared their embarrassing stories and those 3 peeps can contact me at juan@topbucks.com and I will make sure that they get their prizes.

Lets get a few more entrants in this thing before I pick the winners :)

Regards,

Lee

I'm too sheltered.

But I threw up on the school bus on the way home when I was 9. :goseek:

OMG, I remember when the prettiest girl in school thew up on the school bus right next to me. It wasn't pretty. Ugh.

Oh! I can't believe I forgot this.

Damn, this is bad (to me). LOL.

My BF is a piggy Daddy type. One night while I was sleeping he jumped and cuffed me in bed. He literally ripped off my underwear and err, did his thing. It was definitely intense.

I was stuck between him and the headboard, so I could only take it full force.

I didn't know it until later, but he was TOO rough, which made for a pretty embarrassing ER trip... :frown:

The good news is that nothing evasive was necessary. Just applied cream for treatment and, ya know, no fucking for a while.

He was extremely apologetic the whole way there and back. But I kept telling him it was totally hot... EXCEPT for the whole ER thing.

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He was extremely apologetic the whole way there and back. But I kept telling him it was totally hot... EXCEPT for the whole ER thing.

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Forced medical play, hot!!!

LOL! I have a friend who is really into some intense things like needle play and bloodsports. She recently had an operation and while she was in the ER the nurse had problems finding her viens for the IV. I joked with her and said "I'm surprised you didn't take the needle off of her and say, 'here, I'll just do it myself!!!'". LOL!!!