Tom Cruise's One Degree of Separation from Gay Porn

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02-14-2006, 05:36 PM
XXXWriterDude

Tom Cruise's One Degree of Separation from Gay Porn

Sigh... not again.

Tom Cruise Freaks Over Biographer's Gay Porn P.I.
by Tashi Singh
Feb 14, 2006

Tom Cruise is reportedly threatening to sue acclaimed biographer Andrew Morton after discovering he has hired a gay porn star to shed light on his private life.
Morton, who famously collaborated with Diana, Princess Of Wales to pen an account of her life, has hired Los Angeles private investigator and former gay adult actor Paul Baressi to look into the on-going speculation that the Top Gun hunk is gay, according to a published report.

Baressi has reportedly already given Morton letters from Cruise's attorney insinuating the star enjoyed a homosexual liaison while shooting Eyes Wide Shut in the UK.

Cruise's lawyer Bert Fields was quick to shhot down the story: "I wrote a letter to Mr Morton back in November and said he obviously was entitled to write the book but 'make sure you check your facts' ... If he tries to use my letter to create the impression that Mr Cruise did have a gay affair, we will certainly sue... because the story is false. Mr Cruise is not gay."

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/en..._2126642.shtml
02-14-2006, 05:40 PM
CorbinFisher_BD

Tom. Come out of the closet, Tom.

Tom?
02-14-2006, 06:28 PM
maxpower

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/63...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

About the only movie I liked he was in, and it was almost porn
02-14-2006, 06:33 PM
maxpower

I don’t know what happens to these “stars” after a few movies they think they are to good for ordinary people. All he got was lucky, I have said it before if he was a little less attractive he would be pumping gas or selling insurance, he really need to clime down from that high horse
02-14-2006, 07:35 PM
rhys

but isn't tom cruise like a god in scientomogy? maybe that's why he's sucessful.

Scientomogy
02-15-2006, 04:24 PM
XXXWriterDude

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Originally Posted by maxpower

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/63...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

About the only movie I liked he was in, and it was almost porn

That's 'cuz you got to see his willy. :)
02-15-2006, 05:07 PM
maxpower

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Originally Posted by XXXWriterDude

That's 'cuz you got to see his willy. :)

Ya I think that’s the first guy Porn I have ever seen, when I was like 13 I paused it so I could check him out, it the time I remembered he was kinda big, but I was only like 13. :kelly:
02-15-2006, 05:16 PM
XXXWriterDude

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Originally Posted by maxpower

Ya I think that’s the first guy Porn I have ever seen, when I was like 13 I paused it so I could check him out, it the time I remembered he was kinda big, but I was only like 13. :kelly:

Short guys always have "big" dicks. It's why I love short guys.

I'd totally have sex with Tom Cruise, even today. I still think he's hot. He's fucking INSANE, but on a strictly prurient level, I'd do him. :)
02-15-2006, 05:19 PM
maxpower

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Originally Posted by XXXWriterDude

Short guys always have "big" dicks. It's why I love short guys.

I'd totally have sex with Tom Cruise, even today. I still think he's hot. He's fucking INSANE, but on a strictly prurient level, I'd do him. :)

Well don’t know about that, maybe it just looks bigger in comparison

Hes kinda to old for me, and the nuts thing is a big trun off :wacko:
02-15-2006, 05:21 PM
Squirt

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Originally Posted by XXXWriterDude

I'd totally have sex with Tom Cruise, even today. I still think he's hot. He's fucking INSANE, but on a strictly prurient level, I'd do him. :)

Ditto

He's a total tool. His mind is fucked. but on a strictly purient level... ditto :high:
02-15-2006, 05:29 PM
XXXWriterDude

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Originally Posted by maxpower

Well don’t know about that, maybe it just looks bigger in comparison

Hes kinda to old for me,

Too old??? I don't believe in ageism. If you're hot, you're NEVER too old. :)

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and the nuts thing is a big trun off :wacko:

Oh, come on, where's your sense of adventure? Or your sense of low self-esteem? I thought all gay men wanted "bad boys." LOL! :)
02-15-2006, 05:41 PM
maxpower

Sex is easy, I must be compatible with someone, and he’s nuts. I don’t look bad at all, I can have sex with better looking, and younger guys all the time, sex is the easy part, stability is the hard part. He’s definitely not stable in my book
02-15-2006, 05:44 PM
XXXWriterDude

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Originally Posted by maxpower

Sex is easy, I must be compatible with someone, and he’s nuts. I don’t look bad at all, I can have sex with better looking, and younger guys all the time, sex is the easy part, stability is the hard part. He’s definitely not stable in my book

I get the stable part, but what's with the "younger" thing? Younger is NOT better, just so you know. Most of them don't even KNOW how to have sex yet. :)
02-15-2006, 05:51 PM
maxpower

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Originally Posted by XXXWriterDude

just so you know. Most of them don't even KNOW how to have sex yet. :)

Well sex is NOT my #1 concern, sex is to easy for me to care about that much. I would want someone within 5 years of my age, so 10 years from now I am not dating Uncle Fester.
02-15-2006, 09:53 PM
Xstr8guy

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Originally Posted by maxpower

... so 10 years from now I am not dating Uncle Fester.

Hey! I resemble that remark! Lol.

Believe me... there are plenty of guys that have Uncle Fester fetishes. ;)
02-15-2006, 10:18 PM
maxpower

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xstr8guy

Hey! I resemble that remark! Lol.

Believe me... there are plenty of guys that have Uncle Fester fetishes. ;)

And I am ok with that its just not for me is all, no one lessons to me anyway
02-16-2006, 05:57 AM
jIgG

read somewhere he emailed Fark cursing about the story being rumor and bullshit :)