Don Mike is teaching me how to drive.
consider yourself warned.:spook: :wacko: :jasun:
Don Mike is teaching me how to drive.
consider yourself warned.:spook: :wacko: :jasun:
oh.. and it looks not unlike this...:nowords:
http://forums.gaywidewebmasters.com/...1&d=1111998232
Would it not be safer to stay off the sidewalk?
Regards,
Lee
Um, yeah. Except that the expressions are on the wrong faces.
You did very well. But it made me realize why I'm not cut out to be a parent. If you were my kid I would have been like "noooooo, oooh myyyyyy, gooooooood!!!".
But because you are my friend I gave you the benefit of the doubt. You did really well your first time out. And I'm sure that kid's toes will grow back.
OMG!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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quick
hide the childrins
Why not take a driver's ed class? :)
Or that other one, defensive driving - those are fun :)
Because Don Mike's "Offensive Driving" course is SO much more fun.
That's because I don't just drive you around an empty parking lot, I take you past important points of interest... like the TomKat Theatre, the cruisier parts of Griffith Park, Vasaline Alley (where I teach you to parallel park while cruising), and many more.
The advanced class is where you line up the scary hookers from Santa Monica Blvd and try to drive around them without hitting them, which is really hard when their tweaking and running back and forth. Then I take you to West Hollywood and teach you to avoid potholes and K-holes.
And when you graduate I give you a Kinder Surprise chocolate egg, but I make you sign a waver in case you eat the plastic toy and choke to death.
oh god...it's the blind leading the blind!
Jasun
We want to see pictures of the new bike!
Post away!
Tom
Ummm Jasun, When Don Mike said he was going to teach you how to "drive a stick", he didn't mean a car....Quote:
Originally Posted by Jasun
I'll be in LA this week and Palm Springs this weekend. If I see a crazy erratic driver go past I'll know it was you.
Don Mike, I've taught several people how to drive in my time. May the schwarts be with you!!
Thank you kcwebwerks, you cheeky monkey you. He's doing well. Speaking of driving lessons, we're about due, ain't we Jasun?
A top.... who can't drive....
You know.... there's a possible situation comedy show franchise in that premise.
Steve
maybe.....http://www.wellhungboy.com/jasunpic.jpg
:thumbsup:
Yeah, I'm having a lot of fun..
Although that doctored photo is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen in my life.
I look like Terrence Stamp in Priscilla.
Doctored Hun???Quote:
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Cum on we all know that one was the ORIGINAL, It was the first one you tarted yourself up in! LOL
Hugs
Dave
xcx
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Yeah, that is pretty scary. "A" for effort, though. I kind of look like a flesh colored Cookie Monster.