give us a list of phrases not to say during sex
1) Are you through yet?
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give us a list of phrases not to say during sex
1) Are you through yet?
2) LOL
Regards,
Lee
3.) I can't believe how tight you are!
(yes, the last moron i dated actually said that out-loud during sex...what the hell was he expecting?)
Ooo Ooo Ooo I got another one...
4) Well thats how you're sister/brother does it
:p :p :p
Regards,
Lee
5.) wake up
5) you woke me up for that?
6) did I mention the video camera?
7) do you smell something burning?
8) do you accept VISA?
9) heres a little trick I picked up at the Toronto Zoo!!
10) I want a baby!!
11) no really - I do this part better myself
12) you'll still let me pose for dilf.com wont you??
13) my real name is Robert Warren
14.) I could DIE inside of you.
(yes, that's another one i actually heard...god, my life is fucked up)
I once had (while doing it in front of a fish tank...
15) "Hey... one of the fish had babies... aren't they cute?"
And actually once heard
16) "Don't I have a great body?"
17.) May I help the next person in line please?
18) Remember Jason I'm straight.
I think he'd want you to say that!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Chris Alan
18) Remember Jason I'm straight.
How about...
"Shit I forgot to put the garbage out!"
;)Quote:
Originally posted by Chris Alan
18) Remember Jason I'm straight.
19) Is that it?
20) That is , um, intresting.....
21) Is it suposed to do that?
22.) ooops excuse me
23. Are you awake?
24. Is that webcam on?
25. "Suck Daddy's dick." In a really girly, wispy kind of way. (True story.)
I cant beleive nobody mentioned the requisite..
'is it in yet' LOL
Regards,
Lee
27.)I'll tell you who I'm fantasizing about if you tell me who you're
fantasizing about...
28.)how long do you plan to be "almost there"?
29.)but everybody looks funny naked!
30.)when is this supposed to feel good?
whisper slowly over and over again
Hes not my boyfriend hes not my boyfriend
31) move your head, I can't see the TV.
i could do more with a tampon
oh god that was so funny.. thanx for the monday laughQuote:
Originally posted by 123Jason
i could do more with a tampon