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All this tax stuff this week has really got me wondering how often the IRS audits people in our business, and do you think they go after us more because of what we do? My first year they did that too me, and it really freaked me out. I was just wondering if they do that to everyone?
I have never been audited and I have been doing this for about 10 years. You just need to make sure you are doing everything right and keep good records incase you are audited. Also make sure you your tax guy knows what he is doing. I have seen some tax guys do some stupid stuff and their clients get audited over and over. I used to do my own taxes but now I have my accountant do my books and H&R Block do my taxes. I think the H&R Block for business is the best. :)
Mark
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Originally Posted by IntenseCash.com
Do you tell them you do porn? I was thinking that is why I got audited the first year, after that I have been kind of vague and they have not bother me since, maybe it was just a fluke but I was so scared the first year. I really don’t think I could sleep for like 3 days :uhoh:
I have never told them. I usually put a more vague description like internet design and marketing or something like that. If they wanted to find out exactly what I did I am sure they could very easily.Quote:
Originally Posted by maxpower
Mark
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Originally Posted by IntenseCash.com
Ya lol I just put “webmaster” and if they ask I tell them I design and manage web sites “it is true I guess” I really don’t know what I was thinking the first year telling them I made adult sites, I guess I was just asking for it. :frown:
BTW man your program is doing ok for me, I think I just need to adjust some stuff, its seems some ads work better than others, and I need to mix it up with another program that converts better with the other type of ads. But I think it should give steady sales for awhile anyway :)
Glad to hear you are doing well with our program. I have noticed a big difference with different banners and ads. You really have to play with them and see what does good and what doesn't. Some software to keep track of click throughs for certain banners etc helps alot. I have also noticed that text below the banners helps with click throughs. We just added a bunch of new banners so be sure to check them out. If you need anything don't hesitate to contact me.Quote:
Originally Posted by maxpower
Thanks,
Mark
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Originally Posted by IntenseCash.com
NP thax man, I really create allot of my own advertisements, and only use banners on directories that are very restrictive. For me your video previews are what’s working the best, so I think I will promote more of them. My pic previews are not working as well so I am going to change them to another program, but will increases traffic over all to you. Do you own the site man or do you work for them?
Sounds good, videos previews are always better. I own IntenseCash and all the sites. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by maxpower
Mark
That’s cool you will still talk too all us peons :) I hope someday I will have a program as well made as yours :toff:
I wonder who the guy is that gets audited every year WTF :hmmph: I am just glad that is not me, I really don’t think I could handle that. I bet he tells them he/she dose porn flat out, does every one tell them they are just a “webmaster/designer” or do people tell them they do porn, and they are still cool with you?
do you really find H&R Block for business better than going to a tax man? Block startled me by quoting us literally double what we pay our guy, and he's a tax specialist and also a tax attorney.
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Originally Posted by IntenseCash.com
Well I haven't had many good experiences with the tax man. From my experience they are slow, rush things and do things wrong. My boyfriends Mom did my taxes for a couple years and did a good job but then they got more complicated and then I went to H&R Block. They did pretty good but then this year I went to H&R Block for business and even though it was more expensive I felt like things were done correctly and in a timely manner plus they were very knowledgeable with all the laws. I hope that helps :)Quote:
Originally Posted by basschick
Mark
I have been audited and I have to say it was actually a good experience. I knew that there was nothing wrong with my return, and after all the work they did the IRS wanted an extra $50. All that time and effort and all they could come up with was $50! I laughed as I wrote that check. They have left me alone ever since. I don't mind the audit since I have nothing to hide. Bring it on, IRS!
I use a tax preparer right now. I think it is best to use a preparer with skills to match your needs--not more or less--a single person with only W-2 income should prepare online without help, a small business needs a tax preparer, and a big business needs CPA's. Tax lawyers really aren't necessary for tax preparation--that is kind of like having a talented artist paint your house or a heart surgeon give you a physical. Usually a waste of money. Fuckin' lawyers anyway :angry:
I just don’t see how it couldn’t really stress you out, I could feel my hart in my throat when I got that letter that said “Audit” I really had nothing to hide, but it did made me puke with in less than an hour. :ill: I think that is about most of our biggest nightmare, other than the cops grabbing us in the middle of the night or something. :mental:
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A lot of demons disappear when you shed light on them, and sometimes fear is that way too. I initially felt my heart in my throat when I first found out that I was being audited, but then I looked over my return and realized I had disclosed everything and prepared it properly so I would be fine.
I have had to spend time in jail and that took away the boogie man there too--jail was not death nor was it the end of the world. It was just a really crappy motel. I didnt bother anybody and nobody bothered me. I sure as hell dont want to ever go back to jail, but I am not afraid of it either.
I don't suggest going to jail to reduce anxiety about getting taken away :-)
but it does work.
However! For anyone facing potential jail -- if you drink and drive on a regular basis for example [like I did a long time ago] it is a good idea to have the phone number of a bail bondsman. And maybe a lawyer. Bondsman first. Lawyer second. We are good for some things ;-)
Wait, don't call me though. I would be much better keeping you out of jail than getting you out. Big difference.
You where a district attorney, and went to jail for a DWI am guessing? Would that not have caused, a conflict of interest, at some point? Don’t feel bad I went to jail in TX when I first got my car, for smashing mail boxes, and eat and running at Denny’s with my friends. My mom had to come down to get me out she was so pissed, I could not use my car for like 6 months. :angry:
Yep. That was one time I was in jail. I had been to jail several times, but that arrest and conviction was the last.Quote:
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Upon my conviction, I resigned and ran for re-election. I figured that if I was elected to fight crime, and I had been convicted, then the people that elected me should decide if they want me to keep doing my job. Overwhelmingly, they did, and I won every precinct and 70% of the vote in the special election.
I think my criminal history made me a better prosecutor. I admitted my guilt and I went to jail for it, then I did my time on probation and paid my fines. I could say to the defense attorneys "I admitted my guilt and paid the price. I think your client can do the same" and I had no problem sending people to jail because I had been there myself. I figured I was no better and no less than anyone else, and none of the defendants that came before the court were any better or any less than me when I was a defendant. I did not tolerate someone who could not conform to the terms of their probation, and I had no sympathy for someone that thought they just could not spend time in jail. If I could pay my dues, then I felt I had more authority to require others to pay the penalty just like I had to do. I tried to treat everyone fairly and equally, to enforce the law and mete out punishment but not treat people like animals. I think that being a defendant made me a better prosecutor.
God man, I am just glad you where not the prosecutor in any of my cases, I think I might still be in jail. :) one time I had a possession of marijuana, and a really green prosecutor “was a girl” she started screaming at me in front of the judge, and trying to accusing me of delivery of a controlled substance with out any charges, or really evidence at all . If you know me by now, I would think you could see where this was going LOL Of course I starts to fight right back with her, saying stuff like, “if you had a case you would have charged me with it”, she said “if it was up to her she would have”, then I came back with “thank god you don’t make the decisions then hu” her face got so red, and my attorney told me to shut up “with his hands that is” I can still remember the smile on the judges face to this day :D
Nope, never been probed by the friendly folks at the Revenue Services!
I pay ALL my taxes and I declare nothing, with the exception of RRSPs.
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Originally Posted by Paco
You think its easier to get by with out them crawling up your ass in Canada, in the US I don’t think anything scares people as much as the IRS, I am just glad Clinton helped that out a bit, they were so much worse than they are now. I really miss Clinton, I think he was the best president in my life time :thumbsup:
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I can see that happening ;-)
No prosecutor should engage in such verbal exchange with a defendant. She was obviously inexperienced and insecure. I usually would defer the defense attorney because it was not proper to speak directly to the defendant, and definitely not proper to acuse you of something or raise voices in the courtroom. The judge saw this too. If a defendant had gotten out of control in my courtroom, he would have been promptly cuffed and put into a jail cell. That sounds mean, but remember that in my courtroom, no prosecutor would have baited you like she did.
I did have a defendant screaming that he was going to kill me as he was taken away, but I don't think he is eligible for parole until 2018..........
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Ya man, I think I was like practice for her or something, I mean it was not a real trial or anything, this was in TX, but the judge had already told my attorney what they were going to do “2 years probation” I have nerve had that happen before to me. I remember my attorney said it was some kinda legal thing that I can not really remember, that allowed her to “question” me in this type of proceeding. It was really surreal like on TV or something, I think I handled it really good considering, I was even kind proud of myself in a weird way “my attorney thought it was funny as hell to, he’s why I knew she was so green” I really did not scream at her, well I did raise my voice after like the 3 question, but never as loud as her. I bet she still hates me to this day. BTW what did the guy do that you sent away for like what I would guess is 50 years with eligible for parole in 2018? :signhere:
He was operating an industrial-sized meth lab with a small arsenal of light duty assault weapons. So, he had to go~Quote:
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I think it was my mention of the video we confiscated during the warrant showing him banging his ugly wife that really pissed him off.
That really sounds like Oklahoma :) I don’t know what it is about meth & assault weapons, but they sure do go together. I can really see how the Vid would push that guy over the edge, I really just don’t think I could be a prosecutor for a living, all that drama every day would get to me, just like I could not work for child protective service, I would end up taking all that home with me. As it is now I have visions of conversion rations, traffic, and porn in my head at night, I think it would turn me into a non caring emotional zombie.
Iowa, Oklahoma....Texas, California, Arizona, [your home state or province here] no place has a shortage of idiots~
I realized it sounds kind of shitty that I brought that video up at a guy's sentencing, but there was a real reason behind it, and not just to piss off the defendant. Well, I did want to piss him off a little too, but there was a good reason for it.
He and his wife taped themselves having sex and using meth. I don't know how this guy stayed hard but he did... anyway, the video showed them using the stuff, they talked about how much they enjoyed it [he even said it "makes the synapses in my brain go all over the place" ] and I used it to support my argument that this drug they were making was something that invaded all aspects of the lives of the users--in this case, the users were also the manufacturers but it did demonstrate how the drug could be so pervasive. I could have done without the video and still gotten the sentence I was asking for, but I wanted to make a point.
Sorry took so long, I was getting something to eat, ya I fully understand man, I know you are just doing your job its cool :), one hand that would be a really cool job, I do love to argue, but not sure I could deal with some of the people crying on my. I just really did not like the light hatred nature most of the attorneys had when I went to court, they would joke around with each other talk about their golf games ECT while I was going though the most stressfully moment of my life, I just wish some of the could be a bit more professional, at least in the court room, before the trial./case
you mean President Bush? he's automatically audited every year... but I don't think he does porn.Quote:
Originally Posted by maxpower
or does he? heh.
I have a tax preparer (who happens to be a CPA) and the best benefit of him is that I can call him any time during the year and ask detailed questions about my specific situation, and he can give me good answers. I don't have to explain my whole business or situation to him every time since he's already up to speed... plus, since they're usually "easy" questions for him, we're on the phone for 10 minutes and he doesn't charge me for the time, which is cool. (I do pay him for his time for the preparation of the returns each year, and for our big sit-down end-of-year review meeting, of course.)Quote:
Originally Posted by IntenseCash.com
I don't doubt that H&R can do a good job preparing the returns, but me being able to call my guy makes all the difference for me.
...and then you realized, "hey, I am having more fun with these tapes of people having sex, than I am dealing with the drug people" and presto, here you are practicing law with all us pornographers?! :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by chadknowslaw
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Damn, you found me out!!!
I got my start selling tapes like that on my first website, www.evidenceforsale.com
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