Movie Spoofs - Love Em

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06-13-2006, 11:22 AM
Kewlaidkiddd

Movie Spoofs - Love Em

So I have been running gay promotions for titles on AEBN for a good minute now. Though the men just love the typical fuck flick... Movie Spoofs are taking off like crazy. I'm thinking it has to do with how the box office is taking off with even greater flicks this year and the producers of adult films have been doing a damned good job with their takes on these films.

I am looking forward to recieving more this year. Here are my two questions:

What is your favorite movie spoof?

What movie would you like to see made into a movie spoof?
06-13-2006, 11:28 AM
maxpower

Well don’t normally like spoofs but if I had to pick a movie I would like to see them do that too, it would be

The Passion Of The Christ :eek:
06-13-2006, 11:31 AM
Kewlaidkiddd

OMG I totally forgot about that one... there have been a couple straight related ones but haven't come accross any gay one's as of yet. I'm sure it exists though. Would love to see one.
06-13-2006, 11:36 AM
maxpower

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kewlaidkiddd

OMG I totally forgot about that one... there have been a couple straight related ones but haven't come accross any gay one's as of yet. I'm sure it exists though. Would love to see one.

Well was not talking about a porn movie, a mainstream comedy is what I would prefer for “The Passion” To tell the truth I do not really watch porn unless its for work, and even then its more about sampling quality and content on the movies/videos
06-13-2006, 12:00 PM
robin

I love spoofs but I haven't seen a movie in the theater for so long I don't know what I'd like to see. Everything I have seen to date probably has a spoof of some kind already. :)
06-13-2006, 04:57 PM
ArmpitLover

I'd like to see Posideon Adventure as a XXX spoof.
All those seamen trapped in air pockets (like sperm in a condom)

Hunt for Red October - Seamen in a big Submarine
(Checkout my site www.HuntPussy.com LOL)

Legends of the Fall - Would make a good Vintage porn Site/Move

"Lord of the rings" - I'm sure has been done over and over

Cheaper by the Dozen - Nice Orgy Title if ever I saw one!

Hey and lets hit "Pokemon" while were at it with "PokeMeMan"

Yes I need to stop and take my meds, the white coats are a'knockin!

Cheers
Dave
06-13-2006, 05:02 PM
maxpower

LOL I have a PokeAMan site :goof:
06-13-2006, 06:20 PM
EonFilms_Rocky

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxpower

Well don’t normally like spoofs but if I had to pick a movie I would like to see them do that too, it would be

The Passion Of The Christ :eek:

We were kicking the idea around. We were calling it "Passion for the Cock".

However, my best friend's cousin is dating Mel Gibson's son, so that's a little close to home.

R.
06-13-2006, 06:22 PM
EonFilms_Rocky

can I take credit for the recent wave of porn spoofs? They seem to have started in full force after we released Ashton's Eleven.

I may not be responsible, but the timing is just right for me to take credit!

Hehe.

Rocky
06-13-2006, 06:26 PM
EonFilms_Rocky

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArmpitLover

I'd like to see Posideon Adventure as a XXX spoof.
All those seamen trapped in air pockets (like sperm in a condom)

Hunt for Red October - Seamen in a big Submarine
(Checkout my site www.HuntPussy.com LOL)

Legends of the Fall - Would make a good Vintage porn Site/Move

"Lord of the rings" - I'm sure has been done over and over

Cheaper by the Dozen - Nice Orgy Title if ever I saw one!

Hey and lets hit "Pokemon" while were at it with "PokeMeMan"

Yes I need to stop and take my meds, the white coats are a'knockin!

Cheers
Dave

Let me try your movies as spoof titles:

Hunt for Red October - The Hunt for Red Cocktober
(too easy)

Legends of the Fall - Legends of the Balls

Lord of the Rings - Way too many to name. LOL. Lord of the Cock Ring is the most famous and I won't even try to out do that one.

Cheaper By the Dozen - Cheaper Bi the Dozen (a bi movie)

Hm.. I rather like that one. I think we will do that after "The Dicks of Hazzard" and "The Stone Age".

How well does Bi porn do in the market?

Rocky
06-13-2006, 06:29 PM
maxpower

Pardon the pun but I would love to sick-it to that movie anyway I could. I just think a mainstream comedy like scary movie or something would accomplish that to a much higher degree.

But hell it would make a cute porn movie and piss off the religious nuts, so I say go for it.

Is your friend a girl or a guy? I am assuming its a she I would think if Mel Gibson's son was gay people would have made a really big deal out of that by now. Especially with his resent trend in cashing in on these religious fanatics.
06-13-2006, 06:45 PM
XXXWriterDude

Everyone saw Wash West's The Hole, right? That's a hilarious spoof of a mainstream flick. The sex was kinda lame, but the script itself was terribly witty and laugh-out-loud funny. And even better, it was INTENTIONALLY funny. :)

Otherwise, my favorite mainstream spoof of all time is Airplane!, which spoofed Airport '77 and all those other airport disaster flicks. Brilliant!

Other than that, my favorite spoof is Chico's Angels, which just finished a hilarious run at the Cavern Club Theater in Silver Lake and will be returning in August with all three episodes! Anyone in L.A. simply MUST go see the show. Ask DonMike how funny it is! He'll tell you! :)
06-13-2006, 07:29 PM
Sana Chan

Hmmm, movie spoofs*gets out her collection*And excuse some, I'm a Prince fan.

Purple Rain = Purple Reins. BDSM movie
Under a Cherry Moon = Under, the Cherry Moans. First timer movie
The Wizard of Oz = The Jizzer of Oz. Um..no idea, just sounded funny
The Italian Job = The Italian Blowjob. ^_^

Well there are my feeble attempts.
06-13-2006, 07:59 PM
DonMike

I used to do music for a company who did lots of spoofs. Some of them were "Planet of the Apes - Playmate of the Apes", "Dr. Jeckyl and Mister Hyde - Dr. Jeckyl and Mistress Hyde", "Blair Witch Project - Erotic Witch Project" and the ever popular "Gladiator - Glatiator Eroticus" which I was an extra in, heh heh.
06-13-2006, 11:05 PM
Kewlaidkiddd

You guys have made this thread lovely. I hope to see some of these in our library soon. Hope this thread gets a lot of wheels turning for some really kick ass names... My gurl used to do this with me a lot and we would come up with some crazy ass shit.

Marvel is blowing up this year... how about something about superheroes or xmen or something...
06-14-2006, 07:06 AM
Sana Chan

Well it has been said that Nightcrawler is gifted with two working penises. This straight from his creator's mouth.
06-14-2006, 09:32 AM
Goldie

Well this seems too obvious, but what about:

The seX-Men

and what about:

The Incredible Bulge
The Punisher (keep the title, it could be an S/M movie)
Fantastic Fourteen Inches
The Ass-vengers
She-Male Hulk
06-14-2006, 10:25 AM
EonFilms_Rocky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldie

Well this seems too obvious, but what about:

The seX-Men

and what about:

The Incredible Bulge
The Punisher (keep the title, it could be an S/M movie)
Fantastic Fourteen Inches
The Ass-vengers
She-Male Hulk

The Incredible Bugle is perfect... lol. I want you to make my movie titles from now on. :-P

Rocky
06-14-2006, 10:38 AM
DEVELISH

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldie

Well this seems too obvious, but what about:

The seX-Men

and what about:

The Incredible Bulge
The Punisher (keep the title, it could be an S/M movie)
Fantastic Fourteen Inches
The Ass-vengers
She-Male Hulk

XXX-Men fits better for my personal taste - as well as The Incredible Hunk and Fantastic Foursome or Inside Men (Inside Man), Take the Load (Take the Lead), Just my Cock (Just my Luck)

I have no Idea about what movies they are except The Hunk, 4Some, Inside Men

0.02 €
DEVELISH
06-14-2006, 10:42 AM
Goldie

Those are clever too! Fantastic Foursome works (they'd just have to make Invisible Woman into Invisible Man!)

This is where reading MAD Magazine most of my life comes in handy... Making movie paraody titles, lol! :goof:
06-14-2006, 02:11 PM
Kewlaidkiddd

ROFL @ Fantastic Foursome
06-14-2006, 02:17 PM
EonFilms_Rocky

DOn'T FORGET "ASHTON'S ELEVEN", "FIELD OF CREAMS" and "THE DICKS OF HAZZARD"!!!

Sorry... just a little self promotion!

:-P

Rocky
06-14-2006, 02:19 PM
DonMike

Develish!!! You said it before I could. XXX-Men would rock!!! Could you see a Wolverine lookalike plopping a huge cock out of hit tight jeans??? Oh man, that would be awesome.
06-14-2006, 02:20 PM
Kewlaidkiddd

That would be super hott!!!! Always wanted to see Wolverine and Gambit just going at it.... yum
06-14-2006, 02:36 PM
Goldie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kewlaidkiddd

That would be super hott!!!! Always wanted to see Wolverine and Gambit just going at it.... yum

And maybe we could find out just why he's named Colossus!

http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/img/cudmore1.jpg
06-14-2006, 02:42 PM
DEVELISH

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonMike

Develish!!! You said it before I could. XXX-Men would rock!!! Could you see a Wolverine lookalike plopping a huge cock out of hit tight jeans??? Oh man, that would be awesome.

Or that Wolverine vs. Angel ..... Screwing the hell out of him, nailing him from the back and holding him down, scratching his back with the metal thorns - Angel whining and flapping whith his wings furiously...

*getsDrawnAway*
06-14-2006, 02:44 PM
Kewlaidkiddd

Oh that's great!!!... Gotta show this to my bf... bet he would love it.

So who is going to make the XXXmen for us?
06-14-2006, 02:52 PM
DEVELISH

Rocky is going to to it :D
06-14-2006, 03:36 PM
EonFilms_Rocky

LOL! Don't tempt me!!!!

:-P

Ashton Ryan as Cyclops?
Adam Faust as Wolverine?
Brent Summers as Angel?

DAMN THIS THREAD!!!! NOW I HAVE A MILLION FILMS TO SHOOT!!!

Rocky
06-14-2006, 03:40 PM
Kewlaidkiddd

Quote:

Originally Posted by EonFilms_Rocky

DAMN THIS THREAD!!!! NOW I HAVE A MILLION FILMS TO SHOOT!!!

Rocky

He he... gotta keep ya busy... checked out your myspace and the model images... I agree with the picks you made... adding ya to my myspace as well if thats kool.
06-14-2006, 03:43 PM
Kewlaidkiddd

Another note that came out of my department here... A Soprano's Spoof... what do ya think... where can we go from here... I'm not too familiar with the show.
06-14-2006, 03:52 PM
DEVELISH

Quote:

Originally Posted by EonFilms_Rocky

DAMN THIS THREAD!!!! NOW I HAVE A MILLION FILMS TO SHOOT!!!

Rocky

And then you have to pay some millions in Royalties - DAMN - now that you need this guy once he's in Bang-Cock :D

Uhm - herewith I claim trademark for the name "XXX-Men" for "gay movies and such" :yeah:

:develish:
06-14-2006, 03:52 PM
EonFilms_Rocky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kewlaidkiddd

Another note that came out of my department here... A Soprano's Spoof... what do ya think... where can we go from here... I'm not too familiar with the show.

We were going to do a GoodFellas spoof.

We were thinking "GoodFuckers", as opposed to "GayFellas".

R.
06-14-2006, 04:00 PM
EonFilms_Rocky

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEVELISH

Uhm - herewith I claim trademark for the name "XXX-Men" for "gay movies and such" :yeah:

:develish:

*trademarks the name "DEVELISH" and demands 10 cents every time a post is made on GWW*

:rat:

hehe

Rocky

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