I need sex.
Just thought I would share. :hmmph:
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I need sex.
Just thought I would share. :hmmph:
the sound of stampeding feet is Paco struggling with his luggage as he rushes to the Airport with his suitcase of rope & used undies... :coffee:
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Originally Posted by DonMike
Another coincidence. Me too!!
Me Too Dammit!
I've seen those dark ominous clouds that develope & hover over people, with bad luck, and all, but what's with this puddle, that constantly forms under me!
Oh yah .. ditto! I need that suh_ex thingy, also ... I think.
You need it, or WANT it :develish:Quote:
Originally Posted by DonMike
///// Desslock unfurls his tongue in DonMike's general direction /////
Both. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Squirt
Woof! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by desslock
I'm about to dry hump my keyboard.
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Originally Posted by DonMike
I have no solutions to this problem for you -- but see my new tagline under my nick. :kiss:
You people are incorrigible. One would think you work with sexual materials all day long or something.
Me, I need the weather to cool down. It has been 101-105 degrees here (Sacramento) for the past week. Much too hot to think about sex, the last thing I want is another steamy body next to mine :)
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Originally Posted by gaybucks_chip
Both air conditioning systems [first floor and second floor each have their own HVAC system in my house] are working flawlessly for me here in Phoenix and we hit 113. And it ain't even August when it really gets hot.
no emails, just spam and now THATQuote:
Originally Posted by DonMike
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then you shouldn't keep incorriging them :D :D
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Originally Posted by gaybucks_chip
Patti, its your wedding day today, now get off the PC and to bed, sleep and rise and shine in the morning, take lots of pictures and post them here :D
DEV.. :D
Who says they have to be next to you? If you're strapped into a sling they barely have to touch you. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by gaybucks_chip
Come here, sling boy!
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Originally Posted by desslock
You are such a tease. You going to Phoenix? I barely saw you last time.
"I'm NOT a tease!"
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Yes, I'll be at the Gay Phoenix Forum! And I look forward to hanging out with you, as always!!
Steve
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Originally Posted by desslock
Okay, this almost made me spit out my coffee. LOL!
I was working at a famous Hollywood hotel years ago, which shall remain nameless due to legal reasons, thank you very much, and Ms. Ringwald was a guest. Well, a limo showed up to take her to the airport, but she was nowhere to be found. Nobody knew where she was and the limo driver was beside himself. He had a string of jobs to do and couldn't leave until he got her to the airport. So I had the pleasure of dealing with the limo office and the front desk in trying to rectify this situation. She finally came in sometime in the early afternoon and it seemed that she had forgotten what day it was and went shopping! But the best part of the story is what happened when I finally called the limo company to tell them that she'd been found, had rescheduled her flight and that they could come back the next day. The outraged limo dispatcher shouted into the phone, "THAT MOLLY RINGWALD IS NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!!!"
Yes she is a naughty NAUGHTY little girl :beauty:
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Makes you wanna go straight don't it :mental: