An intro for me to GWW

Hello all,
I wanted to introduce myself before I started posting on this forum and then people might be all 'Who is this joker?' I recognize a couple of names here, have seen some of you on other boards and had closer contact with still a very few others. (Hi Shelmal!)

I have been in the business for a little while, started off as an affiliate back in late 97 and opened my first paysite... just a small video site called Apollos-Temple.com... maybe someone has heard of it :) it died this year for a variety of reasons.

In the past 8 or so years I have opened a few other sites with badpuppy and even worked for some programs out there;
Extreme Paychecks
SexyCityCash
and now
Royal Cash

I will confess that my biggest motivation for starting to post on GWW at this stage is my desire to get the word out to this community specifically about a new twink site Royal Cash has just released called Boys Love 18.

I know that twink content makes some people nervous, but in order to solve a couple of issues concerning this site and the pictures and videos on it, we as a company have decided to release the documents necessary for 2257 compliance to any US based webmaster that decides to host our content for promotional reasons.

I also promise not to be here jumping in threads just to get my sig seen or to shout about how glorious our sites are or anything like that. People that have seen me will know I usually only jump in when I can contribute something to a thread and I am generally low key and friendly.

I look forward to getting to know as many of you as possible :)


spaz

Sorry to start it off like this but you can always tell when a str8 webmaster makes a gay site "Niche: Gays, Movies, Group"

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Originally Posted by maxpower

Sorry to start it off like this but you can always tell when a str8 webmaster makes a gay site "Niche: Gays, Movies, Group"

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Oh yeah it is definitely a gay and straight thing
I guess you can tell whenever a white guy makes a latino site too "Niche: HD Video, Latino, Teens, Group"

lets try this one on for size... is this a straight guy making a teen site? or an Eastern European Dude making a teen site? "Niche: Hardcore, Movies, Teens, Group "

here is an idea, lets leave the 'You can tell BS" at the curb bro, i have been involved with gay erotica for a loooooooooooong time and i respect the niche, the market and the community so

BACK OFF with your you can tell bidness mmmmmkay?

BTW, yeah i'm straight, my cash is greenback, my company pays on time and that twink site will convert ;)


spaz

one newb to another, welcome!
its a pretty chill place nice people here for sure!

LOL I gave you some good advice that you can not even see I guess.

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Originally Posted by IWantU_Jeff

one newb to another, welcome!
its a pretty chill place nice people here for sure!

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Thanks jeff, I appreciate the welcome :)


spaz

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Originally Posted by maxpower

LOL I gave you some good advice that you can not even see I guess.

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i will ignore the fact that the 'advice' was unsolicited...

Now i will give you some advice there maxpower... you take yourself a good long look around that site. and right about the time you start to figure out that all the text for the affiliate program was written by someone in an Eastern European country that does not have English as thier first language and you will soon discover that the descriptives written were written by someone who is not as fluent with English as you are and has nothing to do with their sexual orientation.

if your wondering i havent gotten around to re-writing the text for the affiliate program yet, i will probably do that when we do a redesign of it and I am very busy with a lot of other things.....

Let me ask you this as a gay webmaster.

could you tell from that Niche: Gays, Movies, Groups

that the site had gay men, in videos, having sex with multiple partners?

Yes?

Good, the description worked


spaz

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

i will ignore the fact that the 'advice' was unsolicited...

Now i will give you some advice there maxpower... you take yourself a good long look around that site. and right about the time you start to figure out that all the text for the affiliate program was written by someone in an Eastern European country that does not have English as thier first language and you will soon discover that the descriptives written were written by someone who is not as fluent with English as you are and has nothing to do with their sexual orientation.

if your wondering i havent gotten around to re-writing the text for the affiliate program yet, i will probably do that when we do a redesign of it and I am very busy with a lot of other things.....

Let me ask you this as a gay webmaster.

could you tell from that Niche: Gays, Movies, Groups

that the site had gay men, in videos, having sex with multiple partners?

Yes?

Good, the description worked


spaz

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Good luck with your site man :)

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Originally Posted by maxpower

Good luck with your site man :)

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heh heh yeah man thanks, that makes all the difference


spaz

Welcome spazlabz!

Good to have some relaxed new guys around - Even if they are str8.

:luke:

Thanks D-Rock :) nice to be here always a pleasure to meet fellow webmasters gay or...... not :P LOL


spaz

Straight?

Jeez Honey - you need help .... where is my medication for that... *searches*

Sit down, relax, grab a coockie :D

DEVELISH :develish:

Hi spazlabz. I see you've met our resident Bull-in-a-china-shop MaxPower. He's harmless, he just tends to speak without thinking first. The rest of us are actually pretty nice. We won't offend you until we get to know you first. LOL!

I'm Don, content provider, resident kinkster (next to Paco, of course) and all around nice guy. Glad to meet ya. :donmike:

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Originally Posted by DEVELISH

Straight?

Jeez Honey - you need help .... where is my medication for that... *searches*

Sit down, relax, grab a coockie :D

DEVELISH :develish:

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Oh quit your gonna make me ha......blush :angel:
Thanks for the welcome Develish

spaz

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Originally Posted by DonMike

Hi spazlabz. I see you've met our resident Bull-in-a-china-shop MaxPower. He's harmless, he just tends to speak without thinking first. The rest of us are actually pretty nice. We won't offend you until we get to know you first. LOL!

I'm Don, content provider, resident kinkster (next to Paco, of course) and all around nice guy. Glad to meet ya. :donmike:

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Thank you for the welcome Don, and very nice to meet ya

hey ya think if i pet Max he'll curl up on my lap? heh heh


spaz

Welcome to the board!!

Thanks you very much for your warm welcome :)


spaz

Hey spaz! ! !

Nice retort to the local troll. The malignant chip, which reside on his shoulder, seems to be infecting his mind.

Awesome introduction, and welcome to GWW.
P.S. Watch out for some of these characters - many tend to nibble.

Hi Paco! Thanks for the warm welcome... yes the troll is cute.. I have to wonder about his 'do' though.. ya think if he's shook real hard it will look comically crazy?:D

as for the nibbling... well... i dont mind a nibble or two between friends heh heh


spaz

adding a welcome to you.

cheers,
Luke

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

Hi Paco! Thanks for the warm welcome... yes the troll is cute.. I have to wonder about his 'do' though.. ya think if he's shook real hard it will look comically crazy?:D
as for the nibbling... well... i dont mind a nibble or two between friends heh heh
spaz

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Sounds like a Martini: he should be shaken, even though he is definitely stirred.

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Originally Posted by Chilihost

adding a welcome to you.

cheers,
Luke

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Cheers Luke :) I am adding a thank you to you


spaz

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Originally Posted by Paco

Sounds like a Martini: he should be shaken, even though he is definitely stirred.

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:) That was funny Paco... I shall endeavor to remember that in future conversations with Martini :)


spaz

hey spazlabz Im starting to run into you where ever I go:) Nice to see you here. As you already found out never a dull moment on this board.

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Originally Posted by shelmal

hey spazlabz Im starting to run into you where ever I go:) Nice to see you here. As you already found out never a dull moment on this board.

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Oh heck yeah.. the place is interesting for sure. I hope I can contribute to it as well.

Keep your eyes out for me because I plan on getting around and spreading my...........err.......words on a lot of boards heh heh


spaz

Adding another warm welcome to the board ... and nice to see you can hold your own when confronted with :bs:

Thank you Bec, it is actually very nice how friendly the people here have been so far and other then Martini :catfight: its been really nice. Time for me to contribute here daily as well :)


spaz

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

:) That was funny Paco... I shall endeavor to remember that in future conversations with Martini :)
spaz

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also, don't forget to wear a bib.

Throughout my life I tend to "collect" phrases that I think are funny and appropriate for specific situations. When I was in college there was this really strange girl who lived in my friend's dorm. One day my friend had just seen the girl playing the game Yahtzee with her equally strange boyfriend when we met up for lunch. She said, "I don't know what I'm gonna do with those two... they're playing Yahtzee with four dice!"

Now I thought that was the funniest expression, like "a few fries short of a Happy Meal" or "a few cards short of a full deck", but my friend corrected me. "No, they are actually playing Yahtzee and only have four dice!!! LOL! But ever since then I've always used that expression to mean someone who really isn't all there.

And now, thanks to spaz, I now have another new favorite saying. I will, from now on, always refer to anyone who needs to be shaken vigorously as "Martini".

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Originally Posted by DonMike

Throughout my life I tend to "collect" phrases that I think are funny and appropriate for specific situations. When I was in college there was this really strange girl who lived in my friend's dorm. One day my friend had just seen the girl playing the game Yahtzee with her equally strange boyfriend when we met up for lunch. She said, "I don't know what I'm gonna do with those two... they're playing Yahtzee with four dice!"

Now I thought that was the funniest expression, like "a few fries short of a Happy Meal" or "a few cards short of a full deck", but my friend corrected me. "No, they are actually playing Yahtzee and only have four dice!!! LOL! But ever since then I've always used that expression to mean someone who really isn't all there.

And now, thanks to spaz, I now have another new favorite saying. I will, from now on, always refer to anyone who needs to be shaken vigorously as "Martini".

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LOL GREAT STORY Don! Thanks

while I would ADORE to take credit for the Martini, the clever one was Paco and it is definitely a word added to my lexicon now :)


spaz

spaz,

you handle :maxpower: quite nicely :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

LOL GREAT STORY Don! Thanks

while I would ADORE to take credit for the Martini, the clever one was Paco and it is definitely a word added to my lexicon now :)


spaz

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Oops, sorry. Paco you can spank me later. :donmike:

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Originally Posted by DEVELISH

spaz,

you handle :maxpower: quite nicely :thumbsup:

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Thank you very much Develish... i just imagine him with a bright red face and balled up little fists and I type away! LOL


spaz

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

Thank you very much Develish... i just imagine him with a bright red face and balled up little fists and I type away! LOL


spaz

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NO it does not bother me at all man, I so want to say something about the work you farm out but you will not get any more help from me.

Welcome Spaz...

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

LOL GREAT STORY Don! Thanks
while I would ADORE to take credit for the Martini, the clever one was Paco and it is definitely a word added to my lexicon now :)
spaz

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*twisting right-foot on ground*
Ah schucks ... THANKS MAN - you'z good peoplez!
*running to mail box, waiting for royalties cheque* :innocent:

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Originally Posted by DonMike

Oops, sorry. Paco you can spank me later. :donmike:

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Mind if I invite my entourage? It's just a squad of :cheekymonkey::cheerleader:s.
(I like the level of chaos that they bring.)

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Welcome Spaz...

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Thanks hunkhunter.... its nice to meet you :)


spaz