It's not like I want to be an ungrateful bitch...

But honestly... I'm so sick and fucking tired of dedicated Fratmen fans sending me gifts that are SO wrong for me.

I get a lot of them and I know I should be happy.. most webmasters never get any gifts at all and most would love to just know that people appreciate them.

But it's been two years. When Fratpad first went on-line I got sent LOTS of T-shirts.. every one of them was size X-Large or XX-large. They would come with a note saying "you look like the kind of guy who could really fill that out."

What I read was "You're so fat you spill over onto the next site."

I would go on camera and stand next to the Fratmen (who'd all get sent size medium or small" and show that I was a good 5-6 inches shorter than most of them. I would jump up and down and remind people that I'm FIVE FOOT SIX and that I wear a size small.

Today I got a pair of Men's Giorgio Armani underwear size X-Large.

for a size 36 waist. I have a 28 waist.

Like... erg.

/rant

Maybe you should post yours (and your models) sizes somewhere on the site, so that if people send gifts, they will fit.

Wow. What an ungrateful bitch. :goof:

I must say, due to past uhm accidents:

I did NOT send in any XL or XXL T-Shirts:D

if they are nice send them to me - i like to sleep in XL shirts

Jasun, maybe you don't look fat to them - maybe you look muscular.

btw, it seems like you're a guy who people naturally seem to send bad gifts to. do you suppose there's something about you that says "bad gifts" or is it some mysterious murphy's law?

Jasun, didn't you post a while back that your family also gives you lame gifts?? Just wondering. :)

--Chubbs

I did.

Nobody seems to send me good gifts.

I can't post my sizes on line.. that's TACKY for a webmaster to expect gifts.. but if you didn't know someone's size and wanted to buy them clothes, wouldn't you at least try to find out?

I mean I probably do look muscular. But I also look like a dwarf. Because I AM. I mean, it's not that hard to figure out.

They could at least just ask the guys what I want... they'd just say "buy him Tea. He likes Tea."

Jasun,

you could write it somewhere into the texts/blogs like

"I just bought my new L-Size leather jacket which I always wanted."
"Footlovers would love my large 12ers"
"Do you think t-shirts sized M fit me well - I do"

Do you REALLY like tea?

yeah, except I wear size L in children's clothes and my feet are size 5 1/2.

I buy my shoes in the children's section.

size Medium looks silly on me. I feel like I should be singing "Wake me up before you go go."

You know.. I even TOLD a member once who asked me what size I wore. I told him "I wear size small"

He bought me a size medium.

I was like.. "OK.. you even ASKED me and you got me a medium. Why?"

He said "Oh, I looked at the small and it was just so tiny."

I'm like "yeah, so am I. That's the point."

You know how humiliating it is to be a 40 year old man who has to buy children's shoes? Don't even get me started on finding motorcycle boots.

erg.

I'm so glad I can throw a public hissy fit among people who get it. :catfight:

I also really like tea. Perhaps you just need bonus content. "Jasun's After-Shoot Tea Party" featuring hardcore tea drinking action. Watch as Jasun pours tea for sexually exhausted fratmen! All the politest sipping, whitest doilies, and most extreme scone eating action!
Now I personally prefer loose oolong out of a 32 ounce insulated mug, but I don't shoot tea party content, so I don't know what really works.

How we did the tea party was to have the guys talking about either what kind of tea they liked or that they didn't know much about tea and that this was a new experience for them.

I prefer Green Tea.

Which I should switch to decaf, I think.

The whole concept of decaf tea scares me. Mint tea or some kind of herb tea is good and fine, but decaffeinating tea sounds like a scary process. After a second or third strong 32 oz mug I tend to get a little too intense. Still I prefer to just try to restrain myself.
Actually I've been on a coffee kick lately. I should swing back to tea.

Jasun,

You and AJ must talk at Phoenix Forum. He wears size 6 and is always bitching about the same thing, but he's found places to get adult shoes that actually fit.

As for tea... check out Rooibois, it's a South African tea that a friend turned me onto and I love. Caffeine free, has all the same antioxidants as green tea, and I love the taste. I usually mix it 50/50 with honeybush, which is another South African tea.

And if we ever send tshirts your way, I'll make sure they are size dinky, the same size our twinky models wear :)

LOL Jasun.

At least we know it isnt true what they say about the size of a guys feet and the correlation with their dicks ;)

Regards,

Lee

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LOL Jasun.

At least we know it isnt true what they say about the size of a guys feet and the correlation with their dicks ;)

Regards,

Lee

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I know it's not supposed to matter but I get SUCH a kick out of taking off my pants when a guy has assumed that since I'm really short with tiny hands and feet that I've got a little dick.

My favorite comment "Fuck. I hope you're a bottom."

This thread is USELESS without pics :)

I had no idea there were men on this board who hadn't seen my dick.

http://forums.gaywidewebmasters.com/...1&d=1204126034

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I had no idea there were men on this board who hadn't seen my dick.

http://forums.gaywidewebmasters.com/...1&d=1204126034

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There were....

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I had no idea there were men on this board who hadn't seen my dick.

http://forums.gaywidewebmasters.com/...1&d=1204126034

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OKAY.... oh and ummm.. OUCH.. yeah! i dont know! I'm at a loss for words.

So how about those dodgers?

Now what about that picture made you think "Baseball?":jasun:

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Now what about that picture made you think "Baseball?":jasun:

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That wasn't a baseball bat in the picture?

So you'll skip the dodgeball game and come hang out in the pool with me?

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So you'll skip the dodgeball game and come hang out in the pool with me?

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I've never been one for dodging balls! I rarely avoid them! So yeah.... Drinks and the pool are good with me!