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Dang it would only take 3 days foir me to become Bubba's Bitch.
But damn... my self worth just went to shit now that I know I'm worth 4 cartons of cigs and 3 porn mags UGH!
LMAOPIP
I don't know what's worse... the fact that this is online or the fact that I took the time to take the test HAHAHAHAHAHA
Gary-Alan
It would take me 22 days LOL
Regards,
Lee
23 Days, 2 cartons of cigarettes and a porno mag!
2 days, 4 cartons of cigs and 3 porno mags ... now where's one for a women's prison?? LOL
I thought it was interchangable ;)
Cheers,
Allan
Well, they say it would take me 25 days to become Bubba's bitch, but I'm pretty sure I could find a Boyfriend A LOT faster than that... or did I miss the point?
Ha ha ha ha.Quote:
Originally posted by Jasun
Well, they say it would take me 25 days to become Bubba's bitch, but I'm pretty sure I could find a Boyfriend A LOT faster than that... or did I miss the point?
Nice one Jasun!
Unfortunately, in the big house, your boyfriend's pick you as a general rule.
But seeing your pic undoubtedly you would be snapped up early after much in-fighting amongst the resident "bull queers".
;)
On a serious note for just a second, most cons who are incarcerated for any length of time in a high security type facility actually hate gays and they tend to be on the receiving end of some rather unspeakable non-sexual treatment.
Now that is wierd because they will fuck other guys senseless, by the dozen if they have enough clout, but they NEVER consider themselves to be gay in the process of doing so and will generally react violently to any assertion in that direction.
They are the worst homophobes.
Another gem from the ToyBoy annals of useless trivia.
:bandana:
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Originally posted by Gary-Alan
Dang it would only take 3 days foir me to become Bubba's Bitch.
Well... that answers a question about that relationship...Quote:
Originally posted by Lee
It would take me 22 days LOL
*runs and hides*
27 Days to become Bubba's Bitch., I am worth 2 cartons of cigarettes and a porno mag!
2 cartons of cigarettes and a porno mag?? WTF?!! I could get more selling myself on Santa Monica Blvd...
Ha ha ha ha.Quote:
Originally posted by BDBionic
Well... that answers a question about that relationship...
*runs and hides*
Nice pick up BD !
:bandana:
Heck... Bubba might get me faster but I'm worth a lot more than I thought!!!! LMAOPIPQuote:
Originally posted by TopBucks_Juan
2 cartons of cigarettes and a porno mag?? WTF?!! I could get more selling myself on Santa Monica Blvd...
Don't run and hide, Bri... Cause I'll find you eventually LMAOPIPQuote:
Originally posted by BDBionic
Well... that answers a question about that relationship...
*runs and hides*
Want to know something funny... I actually call Lee, Bubba ROFLMAOPIP
Giggles,
G
LMAO...........this is funny.....
It says I wouldn't last 5 minutes in jail....
And I'm worth a case of cigs and a stack of porno mags...
:bandana:
I guess growing up in a big family was practice...
73 days here... and Bubba is my brother.
:bandana:
Ive got 8 very tense days before the big event.
11 days...3 cartons...2 mags till I become Jasun's bitch.
So sue me, I thought you already were Jasun's bitch. ;)Quote:
11 days...3 cartons...2 mags till I become Jasun's bitch.
Allan
11 days...3 cartons of cigs...2 porn magazine.
Hope I get a 10 day sentence.:goof:
CA
ALL the fun is in the chase!Quote:
Originally posted by shelmal
Ive got 8 very tense days before the big event.
;)
LMAO! touche! yeah, i kinda did set myself up for that one didn't i...Quote:
Originally posted by ozmalegalleries
So sue me, I thought you already were Jasun's bitch. ;)
Allan
so sue me...i like flirting with a hot man!
for those of you that know my boss, brad, he was a little bothered by the fact that i got 11 days...he got less than that...i'm not sure what his score was, but it was fewer than 11 days. i told him it was because he has a purty mouth :goof: