I thought this may be fun. Lets see how many insults, phrases, or innuendoes we can come up with, Shakespearean style.
I'll start.
Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit, for I am sick when I do look on thee.
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I thought this may be fun. Lets see how many insults, phrases, or innuendoes we can come up with, Shakespearean style.
I'll start.
Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit, for I am sick when I do look on thee.
Wouldest thou protest, if I exhausted my innards upon thine odieous face?
Thou art one among the precious few favoring bedding with thine own mother in so lewd and obscene manners.
not quite sure if any of these would settle in to a sonnet, tho :eek:
O! Sitteth thou upon my visage, and perchance to let me divine thy weight.
Out, damn trick.
HAHA!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Jasun
Out, damn trick.
from "Love's Labour Lost"
MOTH As swift as lead, sir.
DON ADRIANO DE ARMADO The meaning, pretty ingenious?
Is not lead a metal heavy, dull, and slow?
from 'Hamlet"
but to live
In the rank sweat of an enseamed bed,
Stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love
Over the nasty sty,--
I bite my thumb at thou! Wretched beast.
:grin:
What's in a cum facial?
that which we call a copious orgasm
By any other name would smell as sweet
:P
Steve
OK one more - this is from King Lear
How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is
To have a humongous cock!
(I iv 285-286)
(The king was complaining about his bitchy daughters)
Full fathom five
They father lies
Those were pearls that were his eyes
Of his bones were coral made...
OUCH!
hee hee :grin:
*LOL*
Quote:
Originally posted by Jasun
Out, damn trick.
For what is wedlock forced but a hell,
An age of discord and continual strife?
Whereas the contrary bringeth bliss,
And is a pattern of celestial peace.
Is that a dildo I see before me
Handle toward my hand
Let me clutch thee
Never was much into shakespeare however the posts are cool everyone.
Cheers,
Allan
Come, let's away to prison; We two alone will sling
Bet you know more of Shakespeare than you realize ... give this page a try ... the quotes are linked for more infoQuote:
Originally posted by ozmalegalleries
Never was much into shakespeare however the posts are cool everyone.
Cheers,
Allan
Shakespeare
If thou art changed to aught, tis to an ass.
Nope, despite having studied it in high school, the only quote i remember is romeo, romeo wherefore out thou romeo :)
"Good night, good night. Farting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall fart all night till it be morrow."
Shakespear? Never heard of him lol
Hows that for a Shakespearian insult? LOL
Regards,
Lee
to which you add ...Quote:
Originally posted by ozmalegalleries
Nope, despite having studied it in high school, the only quote i remember is romeo, romeo wherefore out thou romeo :)
"Down here, Bitch... the railing broke"
here is a Shakespearean style insult: Thou gorbellied motley-minded puttock!Quote:
Originally posted by Lee
Shakespear? Never heard of him lol
Hows that for a Shakespearian insult? LOL
Regards,
Lee
ROFLMAOPIPQuote:
Originally posted by Chris Alan
For what is wedlock forced but a hell,
An age of discord and continual strife?
Whereas the contrary bringeth bliss,
And is a pattern of celestial peace.
Is the wife home from work?
LMAOPIP
Quote:
Originally posted by Lee
Shakespear? Never heard of him lol
Hows that for a Shakespearian insult? LOL
Regards,
Lee
LOL
You know Chris' adaptation, though...
DAYEM!Quote:
"Good night, good night. Farting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall fart all night till it be morrow."
LOL
GA
;)Quote:
Originally posted by Gary-Alan
ROFLMAOPIP
Is the wife home from work?
LMAOPIP
Oo was justing thinking about someone I want to tell to eat shit and die... then I thought abot this thread.
How's this -
Dear sweet tempest feast upon the foul of man and purge thine existence.
The seed from which thine father's loins you followed 'twere better still thine mother should have swallowed
"Alas, poor Yorick! I blew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite sex, of most excellent rides."
'O, beware, my lord, of jealousy. Tis the one-eyed monster which doth mocks the meat I feed on'.