5 Reasons

5 reasons NOT to be a penis:

1. You're bald your whole life.

2. You have a hole in your head.

3. Your neighbors are nuts.

4. The guy behind you is an asshole.

And a personal favorite.....

5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and faint.

I always knew you were a bad girl!! :)
That was funny :grin:

that was SO funny...

I knew you wouldn't mind - so I snagged it for my Blog
and put it here - just now...
http://www.pleasure-playground.com/Blog/blogger.html


I hope it has the same effect on others that it did on me...
LOL....

then I could gloat on the number of undies I was able
to cause a "wettening to" today...

(Bell - Goddess of Wettness)


LOL...

~Bell

Haha good one Bec thanks for sharing made me laugh :)

Regards,

Lee

lol, good one. I like #3 :)

LOL...Bec!
That was great, may I barrow it? hehe

My neighbors are nuts! Is that mean that I am dick?!? :crybaby:

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Originally posted by Rainbo1956
LOL...Bec!
That was great, may I barrow it? hehe

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LOL sure -- someone sent it to me in an email, so no clue where it originated.

you forgot that every calls you "dickhead"

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Originally posted by Bec
[B1. You're bald your whole life.

2. You have a hole in your head. [/B]

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Hey Wait... now I understand why everybody calls me a "Dick".

http://www.freakmanor.com/smilies/haha.gif

Too funny. I like #4

good one bec. think i'll skip the "grandma forward" on this one though... ;)

Good one I like #3 myself.

You forgot number 6:

Sometimes you get forced into this dark and wet cave and every time you try to get back out, you just get pushed back in.

Can you tell I don't feel like doing any more work?

:)
Dzinerbear

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Originally posted by Dzinerbear
You forgot number 6:

Sometimes you get forced into this dark and wet cave and every time you try to get back out, you just get pushed back in.

Can you tell I don't feel like doing any more work?

:)
Dzinerbear

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horndog!!!!!
you cave dweller you...


~Bell