Cell Phone Porn

OK.. so we had a drive-by spammer come by earlier and raise our vitriol (ok MY vitriol) on the topic of cell phone porn.

But I just got a new cell phone with a screen and displays and stuff, and although I'd never be so lame as to have porn on it, I did customize it with tribal images and a Led Zeppelin ring tone (which is HORRIBLE) and got to wonering if there are people who'd want nude images and java porn on their phones, and what the legalities of it would be?

So without prefacing it with "I found this amazing product that i just happen to be advertizing"... what do you all think?

I don't imagine the legalities for mobile-phone porn would be any different from those for any personal screen-display nudity.

I don't get why anyone would want to bother surfer for porn on a cell phone. Size does matter, doesn't it?

What I have heard cell phones being used for is cruising.

"Hi, here's my picture. I'm in High Park."

"You're cute, here's mine. I'm in High Park, too."

"Where?"

"Near the south entrance."

"I'm at the north entrance, walk towards me, I want to play/"

Whatever. I'd prefer a cell phone were quashed beneath my foot. I had to sit through Bridget Jones the other night with this chick two seats away from me touching her cell phone every five minutes to see if she had any messages. Every time she touched it, it beamed white light. I would have asked her to put it away. But with the mood I've been in this week, and after having been thrown out of Canadian Tire (like Home Depot) for calling a floor manager a mother fucker, I wasn't confident I wouldn't rip this girl a new asshole if she didn't reply the way I thought she should. So, I shut up and watched the movie.

But seriously people, this cell phone thing is out of hand.
Dzinerbear

It's too bad Jasun didn't go to the movie with you... he would have ripped her a new hole!

Ah geez...now my cell phone display will have to be 2257 compliant too. :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by Xstr8guy
It's too bad Jasun didn't go to the movie with you... he would have ripped her a new hole!

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I still can't figure out why people would need porn on their cell phones, and i can't see how we'd make money doing it. I mean, converting an image you alrteady have on your computer to a wbmp file a WAP browser can read is free, as is uploading it to your phone, and there's just no way that anybody is gonna be such a loser that they'll have a "moan tone".

And java porn games?

What the hell is that?

Cell Porn?...Hmmm , Does That Mean I Have To "Downsize" My "Imagery" So Some "Exec" Can "Get-Off" In A Men's Room Stall?...Okay , If That's What The "Public" Wants!:)

exactly what i was thinking

Guys, it is here and it is going to be coming on even stronger. There are a few mainstream articles on this subject. One particular that I had bookmarked is:

http://news.com.com/Survey+Porn+will...l?tag=nefd.top

Here is the money quote:"Mobile phone users around the world will spend $1 billion a year on pornography sent to their handsets by 2008"

I wouldn't mind a piece of that.

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Originally posted by Jasun
and there's just no way that anybody is gonna be such a loser that they'll have a "moan tone".

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do not ever underestimate the ability for the general porn-buying public to constantly find, and pay for, new deviancies.

ever

I guess.. but i mean.. cell phone rings are things that are heard by everyone within a ten foot radius.. so you really think anyone's gonna want one that goes "Yeah, fucker.. ram it up my ass, bitch.. what's my fucking name asshole??"


I think i need a cigarette.

I Guess For Me It Would Depend On Who Was Moaning!:) , But Then Again Sitting At The Thanksgiving Table The Last Thing I Need Is For My Phone To Moan!...Err...Ring!:)
I Sorta'See This As Another "Novelty" Catching On With Some , It Couldn't Be Any Harder To "Sell" Than A "Pet-Rock" ( I Acutally Bought 2 Of Those...With Accessories!:)

Sincerely - "Easily Amused"

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Originally posted by longboardjim
A "Pet-Rock" ( I Acutally Bought 2 Of Those...With Accessories!:)

Sincerely - "Easily Amused"

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um.. what kind of accessories did a pet rock come with?

:) , I Bought Sleeping Bags , And A Swing , And I'll Stop Right There!:) ( I Have This Thing For Completing Collections!:)
Proof Positive That People Will Buy Anything! , So Who Wants To Buy My "Pet-Rock" Collection?:)

Sincerely - "Oddity-Broker"

Make no mistake it will be the next huge thing.. I've got plans already in place for the revolution too :presley:

Indeed!

Stay tuned for porntogo.com coming soon to a phone near you :cool:

I recently overheard a "woman moaning" ringtone on a cellphone in a public place and was quite amused. So I expect the trend will progress to other similar content such as adult visual delights on phones eventually.

Thing is that you know it's just a matter of time before some uptight Christian over hears a "moan tone" and calls the cops, arresting the cell phone owner for exposing her to obscenity.

America, especially, has been over-taken by uptight Christians who are offended by everything that moves. Cell phone porn is just a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Still images.. sure.. sounds? No way.

It's huge in Europe and Asia. In this regard, the U.S. market is way behind.

Dzinerbear

I agree the US is regressing backward in some ways thanks in part to the Christian right wing influences and control. It is embarrassing. It is also very frustrating for me who wants to experience our culture progress and evolve.

As for cell phones, I am appalled at the growing lack of respect some users have though in public places such as movie theatres. It so distracting to hear cell phones ring and people converse on them at inappropriate social events such as weddings and funerals too.

I hope the rest of world knows and applies more considerate cell phone etiquette than so many Americans.

Well... I'd love to say it's different up here.. but sadly no, it's horrendous here... and the further out into the suburbs you get, the worst the people are.

Cell Phones make my blood boil....

I have one, but i go out of my way to NEVER be seen with it.

I almost went ape-shit all over a girl who was sitting two seats away from me in a theatre last week. She touched her cell phone every five minutes so it lit up and she could see if anyone had left her a message while she was out watch a movie.

I restrained myself because I figured if she told me to mind my own business or something, we would have had a scene.

Maybe we actually need more scenes so people with cell phones will figure out how to behave.

Dzinerbear

Why do people feel the need to talk on their cellphones all of the time. I just don't have that much to say to anyone! I don't even talk to anyone on my home phone, lol.

Oh man.. what I hate about winter so much is that I have to take the streetcar to work, and I ALWAYS end up sitting in front of some bleach-blonde girl, yammering away on her cell phone in a really loud voice about shit that NOBODY cares about.

stuff like what she had for dinner last night or something that her father said to her or something that her boyfriend did last week at some club. Or how to get to the Mall. Or she'll give away the endings of movies.. There's no way to tune them out.. they YELL into their phones so people can hear them 20 feet away.

I think that everyone should be given amnesty for taking a cell phone and shoving it down the throat of one person every six months.. like a get out of jail free card.