My next victim ;)
Let's see what we can all find out about the biker Canadian with the cluttered work space
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My next victim ;)
Let's see what we can all find out about the biker Canadian with the cluttered work space
:fracais:
Ok Jasun,
I'm getting in first this time.
If you were a plant what would you be?
Cheers,
Allan
My question-
We all know Jasun loves bikes and ridin.
I've contemplating getting one myself for awhile now. The few times I've ridden I've enjoyed it greatly. 1 reason I don't is the parking situation where I live. There are several people on my block who park their bikes outside on the curb overnight but I'd never be able to do that. Just seems too... exposed.
But anyways!! My question comes from the fact that I'm a firm believer in everyone on the freeway and roadway being a fuckin' idiot but me.
How do you manage to reconcile the fact that you're so exposed and vulnerable to jackasses who don't check their blindspots, change lanes suddenly and without signaling, tailgate, and barely notice other cars much less motorcycles?
8)
Illegal in the US. But acceptable for Medical Use in some Canadian Provinces and available in coffee shops in Holland.Quote:
Originally posted by ozmalegalleries
If you were a plant what would you be?
I just assume that everybody on the road but me is a complete idiot with tunnel vision and a high blood alcohol. I'm usually right.Quote:
Originally posted by BDBionic
How do you manage to reconcile the fact that you're so exposed and vulnerable to jackasses who don't check their blindspots, change lanes suddenly and without signaling, tailgate, and barely notice other cars much less motorcycles?
8)
Stay away from Trucks, stay away from clusters of cars that leave you nowhere to go if somebody happens to pull out in front of you or open the door of their car while barreling down the highway (!). Be aggressive on the road, and give yourself as much room as a car would need. Stay in the middle of the lane, or some idiot is gonna try to share it with you.
And make sure your horn is loud and in working order.
when it comes to Leaf hockey - what kind of athletic supporter are you?
Your favorite ice cream?
You like ---
thai food ?
long walks on the beach ?
romantic cuddling making pop corn on the stove ?
doing some serious sweaty snuggle bunnies ?
Foreplay includes which of the following items: KYJelly, Oven Mitts, Spatchula or a Shop Vac?
when it comes to Leaf hockey - what kind of athletic supporter are you?
I've been really bad this year.. I think I've caught like 4 games all season, and I didn't even turn the TV on on Tuesday. But now that the playoffs are getting better, I'll watch more.
Your favorite ice cream?
Black Coffee. I've only been able to find it a couple of times. No sugar, no other flavours, and it's extremely strong and bitter. A reoccuring theme with me, actually.
You like ---
thai food ?
OH yeah. I have it at least once a week.
long walks on the beach ? Not so much anymore, but when I was a teenager, I used to go to this extremely remote and deserted beach on the North Shore of Prince Edward Island where I could walk for about 10 miles on not see anybody. I'd bring my walkman and just walk down and listen to music for hours.
romantic cuddling making pop corn on the stove ? I will admit to liking the odd cuddle, although I don't get them very often. Not too much of a romantic guy, though... and it's not a lack of trying. And I burn water when attempting to cook, so I can imagine what pop corn would turn out like... not pretty.
doing some serious sweaty snuggle bunnies ? depends on how drunk I've been able to get.
Foreplay includes which of the following items: KYJelly, Oven Mitts, Spatchula or a Shop Vac? See the answer to the previous question.
Ok my turn ;)
Your persona is this ‘rough and tumble’ biker who likes bitter coffee ice cream. What makes your heart melt?
What advice would you give to this chicken shit, who has been putting off getting a tattoo for 15 some years, but I know want one?
If you could ask one specific question of any member of your family, dead or alive, who would it be and what would the question be?
Will you and 123Jason ever hook up?
Hugs,
GA
Your persona is this ‘rough and tumble’ biker who likes bitter coffee ice cream. What makes your heart melt?
Puppies. I went to a pet store once after my last dog had died just to look at the puppies to try to cheer myself up. One of the dogs came bounding up to the window and wanted to play with me through the glass. I just handed the store owner my VISA and named him Halford after the lead singer of my favorite band, Judas Priest. How embarrassing.
What advice would you give to this chicken shit, who has been putting off getting a tattoo for 15 some years, but I know want one?
First, make sure you've got a good artist that has been reccomended to you. Make sure you like the work they've done. Then make an appointment, and just do it. Oh, and make you that whatever you get is something that you really want, cuz there's no tattoo eraser. And don't get a fucking Tasmanian Devil.
If you could ask one specific question of any member of your family, dead or alive, who would it be and what would the question be?
You know, I'm not close with my family at all. I talk to my parents once every six to eight months, and my sister maybe once a year. I only have one grandparent still alive (last time I heard) and I hadn't spoken to any of them in years. But I think I'd probably go back about 18 generations to my Viking Ancestors and ask them about what life was like before the Roman Invasion.
Will you and 123Jason ever hook up?
What makes you think we haven't already?
Hugs,
GA Dishes
hhmmm...i'm actually gonna need to spend some time coming up with my list here...i'll be back in a bit ;)
Ready? here we go...I'm using categories this time.
(since someone already took my ice cream question...that leaves me with only 1 of my staple questions)
In the movie of your life, who would you want to play you?
Business:
What is your favorite part of your job?
Favorite part of the industry itself?
What do you hate about your job/the industry?
What are your professional goals? What would you like to be doing as a career 10 years from now?
(...refrains from asking any questions about Karl as a professional courtesy...)
Personal:
You said you're not close to your blood family...most of us have self-defined families. Who do you consider family and why?
Prefer: shaved head/hair?
Favorite childhood memory?
Place you'd most like to visit that you haven't yet?
One thing you'd like to do before you die?
Do you believe in a higher power?
Sexual:
i'm not even going to bother asking about your favorite position or any crap like that as i know you won't be able to pick just one...
do you prefer:
to be sober or drunk for sex?
afterward to lay there and be sticky, or jump in the shower?
cut/uncut?
have you ever had sex with a woman? if so when was the last time and would you do it again?
what's one fantasy you have that you have not yet fulfilled?
what do you want for breakfast?
Miscellaneous:
do you have an extra helmet for me?
do i have to have chaps or will my leather pants suffice?
asside from straight boy conquests...is there anything else you collect?
what should i wear to ozzfest?
what is your favorite accent?
as we all know, i could go on for ages...but i think this should take care of distracting you for a good portion of the day ;)
*lick*
oh! one more....are you ticklish?
how did you get into this business?
who was the first celeb you ever had a crush on?
what makes people answer questions like this in a thread?
Wow... lots of questions.. we'll do it in waves...
Ready?
yes.
In the movie of your life, who would you want to play you?
Kerry King from Slayer.
[B]Business:
What is your favorite part of your job?
The Guys I work with rock, and we have a lot of fun together in and out of the office, but what I think I like is coming up with names for free sites.. like "Fire in the Hole" and "MOre than a Mouthful" and "You're So Gay, I bet you think this site is about you". And when my friends parents innocently ask me what I do for a living, I love saying "I'm a pornographer".
Favorite part of the industry itself?
Of all the different industries I've worked for, this is truely the only one in which eveybody helps everybody else.
What do you hate about your job/the industry?
The fact that occasionally... just once in a rare while... I get sick and tired of looking at cocks and butt-holes.
What are your professional goals? What would you like to be doing as a career 10 years from now?
I actually want to be a film editor, so I guess all my dreams have now come true. Sad, isn't it?
how did you get into this business?
Completely by accident. I mentioned to one of the guys from the office here while barbecueing Chicken on the night of the Big BLackout about any job openings.. and that's about that. I didn't even know what I'd be doing. It was the first job interview I ever had in a room that also contained a double bed with a rubber sheet.
who was the first celeb you ever had a crush on?
Han Solo. NOT Harrison Ford. Han Solo. And maybe Evil Kenevil.
what makes people answer questions like this in a thread?
In my case it's a desperate and pathetic need to be loved. Do you all love me yet?
Absolutely!!!Quote:
In my case it's a desperate and pathetic need to be loved. Do you all love me yet?
Describe your ideal fantasy dream date, what he looks like, where you'd go, etc.
Personal:
You said you're not close to your blood family...most of us have self-defined families. Who do you consider family and why?
I guess my group of friends here in Toronto, mostly because they've never once asked me to earn their friendship... I was just welcomed into the group no-questions-asked. And after you get stoned and go running through the streets naked and pee on a car with somebody, there's a bond that can never be broken. And I know that whenever somethng really good or somethng really bad happens, the first people I'd call would be my buddies Aaron and Sean. And there's a couple of people here (and you know who you are) who are becomming really good personal friends of mine.. hope that continues.
Prefer: shaved head/hair? Shaved.
Favorite childhood memory? Learning to ride my first bike. It took me days of falling down, and one day, I finally just took a deep breath, got on the bike and started peddeling really fast. I'll never forget that rush.
Place you'd most like to visit that you haven't yet? The Great Barrier Reef.
One thing you'd like to do before you die? Snorkel in the Great Barrier Reef or maybe Ride my Motorbike through the Swiss Alps.
Do you believe in a higher power? I'd like to, but no, not really... not when I'm really really honest with myself.
Sexual:
i'm not even going to bother asking about your favorite position or any crap like that as i know you won't be able to pick just one...
Jasun,
How often do you shave your head?
How old are you?
How'd you get your start in the adult business?
What's your favourite niche?
How often do you shave your head?
Any piercings?
Hairy chest or smooth?
Latte or expresso?
Your favourite Church Street hang out?
Where would you go to dance?
If you had you pick, which Village People member would you bed?
If you go chance one event in history, which one would it be and why?
Do you lik Roseanne?
What's the furtherest distance you've travelled on your bike?
Cheers
Dzinerbear
Describe your ideal fantasy dream date, what he looks like, where you'd go, etc.
He'd look like Kerry King from Slayer. We'd go hang out on the Beach, then check out a movie, but we'd just sit in the back row and make out.
we already did!
Quote:
Originally posted by Jasun
In my case it's a desperate and pathetic need to be loved. Do you all love me yet?
i read arie your posts about kerry king and he said "what about jeff hanneman?"
Besides Kerry King, is there another fantasy man you desire?
How old were you when you came to grips with the fact that you were gay?
Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall?
Name 3 of your all time favorite movies?
When you pass away, what do you want to be most remembered for?
How many long term relationships have you been in?
What is your favorite feature on the male body?
What is your favorite comfort food?
Where were you born?
What is your Favorite all time Memory?
If you were to write a book about your life story, how many chapters long would it be?
Have you ever been to London?
When was the first time you kissed another guy?
What is your favorite color?
tell us about the WORST date you've ever been on!
How often do you shave your head?
Every other day.
How old are you?
Thirty Something... 35, I think.
How'd you get your start in the adult business?
Doing free sites for Metromen.
What's your favourite niche?
Skinheads. With Goatees. Like me. I'm sick.. very sick.
How often do you shave your head?
Every other day...
Any piercings?
Oh yeah... upper ear, lip, dink.
Hairy chest or smooth?
hairy.
Latte or expresso?
Latte.
Your favourite Church Street hang out?
I've been seen occasionally at Zeldas and I go to the Eagle once every few weeks.
Where would you go to dance?
The Velvet Underground or the Zen Lounge.
If you had you pick, which Village People member would you bed?
The Construction Worker. No contest.
If you go chance one event in history, which one would it be and why?
Do you lik Roseanne?
lick? no. Like? sure.
What's the furtherest distance you've travelled on your bike?
Niagara Falls. How Boring, eh?
ew.. Too much hair.Quote:
Originally posted by basschick
i read arie your posts about kerry king and he said "what about jeff hanneman?"
damnit! several of my questions are, as of yet, unanswered :-( i'm really not impatient about it, i just don't want you to forget about me is all...i can wait till tomorrow...have some shit i'm dealing with here anyway. or, if you decide you don't want to answer them here, just give me a call ;)
back to the grind....
all will be answered, grasshoppa... but very busy today... I'll do it all once I get home...
hee hee
What?!!? The biggest game of the season for hogtown and you didn't turn on the tube?? You call yourself a Torontonian? I can't believe it. If this gets out they'll take your "Yours to Discover" card away from you. GO LEAFS GO.... OTTAWA SUCKS.... GO HABS GO!Quote:
Originally posted by Jasun I didn't even turn the TV on on Tuesday. But now that the playoffs are getting better, I'll watch more.
speaking of...got a message from my dad yesterday that he got us front row tickets to saturdays wings game against calgary...
look for me on tv :-)
Besides Kerry King, is there another fantasy man you desire?
Fred Durst, Rob Halford, Don.
How old were you when you came to grips with the fact that you were gay? about 18.. maybe 19. IT was a long process, for sure.
Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall? Spring.
Name 3 of your all time favorite movies? Fight Club, 12 Monkeys and The 6th Sense.
When you pass away, what do you want to be most remembered for? Being that guy who got hit with the falling airplane parts while delivering his Oscar acceptance speech.
How many long term relationships have you been in?
Two. One for 3 years, one for 12.
What is your favorite feature on the male body? The chin. Really.
What is your favorite comfort food? Steak. Rare.
Where were you born? Hartford Conn.
What is your Favorite all time Memory? Ruining my sister's wedding by, among many other things, announcing in a very loud voice to a snoopy old bitch that the reason I'd never get married was that "I'm gay... I suck cock... is that what you wanted to hear? Mind your own fucking business next time." I know it was mean and all that, but it was the first time that I ever decided I wasn't going to let people humiliate me for fun, and I was going to finally stand up for myself.
If you were to write a book about your life story, how many chapters long would it be? 6. Born, growing up in hell, coming out, coming out all over, falling in love, getting hit by transport truck on highway.
Have you ever been to London? No... but my parents met there.
When was the first time you kissed another guy? when I was 12...maybe 13... I was young, anyway.
What is your favorite color? Black. really.
Oh one more question...Do you currently promote TopBucks Gay sites?
Sorry I was having a brain fart when I wrote that one question. It should have been:
If you could change one event in history, which one would it be and why?
Thanks
Dzinerbear
Hmm. I'm thinking the Titanic woulnd't have sunk, so I'd never have had to hear that Celine Dion song.Quote:
Originally posted by Dzinerbear
If you could change one event in history, which one would it be and why?
No, really, um... I'm gonna say that the Romans wouldn't have conquered Northern Europe so there would still be Saxons and Druids and Odenists and all that...
I once went out with a guy who told me on our first and only date, that he was planning on marrying a woman and having kids, but he was really looking for a "Soul Mate" to also marry a woman, move next door to him and share a life with him.Quote:
Originally posted by basschick
tell us about the WORST date you've ever been on!
And the worst shag I ever had was the guy who's arm fell off.
and I'm not making that up, kids.
yeah, I was working on my band's record and got totally lost in it... I came to at about 4AM.Quote:
Originally posted by MacDaddy
What?!!? The biggest game of the season for hogtown and you didn't turn on the tube?? You call yourself a Torontonian?
Okay I'll forgive you this time... but the next time I'm in T.O. you owe me a beer for all hockey fans everywhere. This is the only way to redeem yourself.
K, question:
What do you play?
What kind of music does your band play?
When and where are you playing your next gig?
Okay I'll forgive you this time... but the next time I'm in T.O. you owe me a beer for all hockey fans everywhere. This is the only way to redeem yourself.
OK, just remember that my favorite past time is getting straight guys drunk and giving them something to pretend they don't remember in the morning.
What do you play?
Keyboards and percussion.
What kind of music does your band play?
We sound like this... http://gayskin.net/discipline.mp3
When and where are you playing your next gig?
wait until we're done with our record... probably this summer.
"And the worst shag I ever had was the guy who's arm fell off."
Okay, the mind swirls with possibilities. Those must be some sphincter muscles you've got.
:goof:
Dzinerbear
Gimme a lump of coal.. I'll crush it into a diamond.Quote:
Originally posted by Dzinerbear
Those must be some sphincter muscles you've got.
do you prefer:
to be sober or drunk for sex?
I'm usually Sober, but that's cuz I get it at weird times and in weird places... like the flower shop last week. And the cab home the other day.
afterward to lay there and be sticky, or jump in the shower?
You never get sticky if it all gets swallowed.
cut/uncut?
Uncut.
have you ever had sex with a woman? if so when was the last time and would you do it again?
Yes, about 1990 and only if her boyfriend was REALLY hot.
what's one fantasy you have that you have not yet fulfilled?
Well, I still need to shag a pilot while the plane is being landed...
what do you want for breakfast? Steak and Eggs and strong black coffee.
Miscellaneous:
do you have an extra helmet for me? Only one, unfortunately. But I'll get a second one soon.
do i have to have chaps or will my leather pants suffice? How am I supposed to fuck you through leather pants? Oh.. wait.. did you mean for riding? yeah, leather pants will be fine.
asside from straight boy conquests...is there anything else you collect? I have about 3000 CDs, I've got about 5000 Batman comics and anything Harry Potter related.
what should i wear to ozzfest? Last time I went I wore a "Metal Up Your Ass" T-shirt.
what is your favorite accent? No contest... Australian.
oh! one more....are you ticklish? Extremely. It's one of the most embarrassing things about me. I giggle like a little girl when my feet get rubbed.
In the dead of night, love bites... love bites.