My Weekend with Andy Mike

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02-14-2005, 03:00 PM
Jasun

My Weekend with Andy Mike

So it started out innocent enough.

We met for dinner at 7 at Hamburger Mary's. The waiter was all over me.. the busboy was all over Andy. We drank Martinis.

A lot of them.

After about 12, we were.. well... in the bag. I started cruising this rather hunky guy with a big nose and a big smile. (That's generally a recipe for a big dick).

I bought the three of us a round of shooters.

Then all hell broke loose.

I was tanked. Bombed... we ended up at some other restaurant, and I ran into the hunk with the big nose, who bought me another martini.. Andy was busy talking to some lesbians... they were cute... one was kinda fat, and I had carried her down Santa Monica BLVD to prove how strong I was.

The hunk with the big nose invited us to go to his house and swim in his pool.

I said something like "mghdiwiew" which he took for "yes". So off we went.

We hopped in his car, drove way up into the mountains and went to his HUGE FUCKING MANSION with a stunning view of LA.

It was at this point that I noticed that Andy Mike had not joined us, and had stumbled out of the restaurant and gone home.

So me and the hunk hopped naked into his heated pool that came right up to the edge of the cliff that his HUGE FUCKING MANSION was perched on.

(I'll not bore you with what we did after that...)

I managed to get myself home at about 4 AM, at which point I realized I didn't have my house keys, so I had to wake Don Mike up (no relation to Andy) and get him to let me in.

Saturday night, Andy joined me again, still excruciatingly hung over, so we could go to a Mr Leather contest in Burbank.

We got hit on by hot men. Andy almost got picked up by a real ugly guy.. but he was sober enough to see how ugly he was, so I didn't have to intervene. Friends don't let freinds shag ugly guys.

Unless they're into ugly guys.

We finally hauled our exhausted asses into Don's car, made it back to WeHo where we live and crashed.

Sunday we saw him dining with two rather attractive men at the French Market, and then standing out on Santa Monica again outside Hamburger MAry's. We decided Andy is the King of WeHo.

Oh my aching head. Can't wait to do it again.
02-14-2005, 03:12 PM
Bec

Did we at least get a phone number for the mansion?
02-14-2005, 03:26 PM
Jasun

he gave me his cell, home phone, office phone, email and website address.

I mean please, it's ME.

:jasun:
02-14-2005, 03:33 PM
Bec

Quote:

Originally posted by Jasun
he gave me his cell, home phone, office phone, email and website address.

I mean please, it's ME.

:jasun:

LMAO ... yea, I realize that part ... that's why I was checking!
02-14-2005, 05:25 PM
Jasun

Oh, and when he woke up in the morning, he probably noticed that I had written my number backwards across his forehead in permanant purple marker.

So you know.. he could look in the mirror and read it where ever.

I thought it was quite thoughtful, really.
02-14-2005, 05:57 PM
Dzinerbear

Does his website have an affiliate program we can promote?

Dzinerbear
02-14-2005, 07:00 PM
Jasun

I hope not.

If he does, my drunken ass jumping into a pool is probably content by now.

(or was that a "Jasun, fucking stay on topic" post?)

:jasun:
02-14-2005, 08:58 PM
JustJohn

You never did tell us if the big nose, big smile method proved true. Oh, and I'm never bored by the details you left out. :-)
02-14-2005, 09:35 PM
Gary-Alan

Quote:

Originally posted by JustJohn
You never did tell us if the big nose, big smile method proved true. Oh, and I'm never bored by the details you left out. :-)

heheh I was thinking the same thing but then thought... big nose, big smile... Big House! LOL

GA
02-14-2005, 09:39 PM
dirtygeek

King of weho? How did you get that? lol
02-14-2005, 09:52 PM
jIgG

this thread .....

is useless without pics
02-14-2005, 10:18 PM
Jasun

Maybe Bryce can make an MP3 of the drunken phone message we left him.

I'd like to know what we said.

And yes... the big nose, big smile thing was quite true.

and I let him do things to me that I've never let a guy do before but knew eventually I would.
02-14-2005, 10:23 PM
JustBryce

Ha ha! I'll tell you... I was on the floor!

I can't wait to party with you guys, from the phone message... you know how to have one hell of a time!
02-14-2005, 10:25 PM
dirtygeek

The cock suckers made me do it. :wtf:
02-14-2005, 10:27 PM
Jasun

Just lie to me and tell me that my Canadian accent is as sexy as Andy Mike's.
02-14-2005, 11:22 PM
Rainbo1956

Re: My Weekend with Andy Mike

Quote:

Originally posted by Jasun
I said something like "mghdiwiew" which he took for "yes". So off we went.

Hahahaha...I'm sorry I just couldn't even get passed that, I laughed so damn hard....

Just too darn cute!

Now, I'll go back and read the rest!
02-14-2005, 11:26 PM
Bell

we'll vote...

you can both record this:

"Bell, you are such a pervert... "

then we'll listen and vote...

and I'll USE them here:
http://www.pleasure-playground.com/Blog/blogger.html

how bout it ??

yes... or yes...

~Bell

p.s. either that or pictures naked except for pantyhose or stockings and you needn't show your face unless you wanna... but I'm using those pics on sites (with person un-named)... LOL...
02-15-2005, 07:04 AM
Dzinerbear

Quote:

Originally posted by Jasun
Just lie to me and tell me that my Canadian accent is as sexy as Andy Mike's.

It's not.

Those southern boys have you beat every time. I can't tell you the things I've imagined Andy whispering in my ear. Well ... I can actually, because they're the same things you'd whisper in my ear, just with a different accent.

Dzinerbear
02-15-2005, 12:50 PM
Jasun

Interesting piece of trivia is that after about 7 triple vodka martinis, Andy's accent and mine were quite similar.
02-17-2005, 01:48 AM
dirtygeek

ha, that is true. :specs:
02-18-2005, 09:33 AM
Bec

Ok, it's Friday ... just who ... er, what do you have on the menu for THIS weekend?
02-18-2005, 12:34 PM
Jasun

Well, tonight I have a date with Joan Rivers' Plastic Surgeon's First Assist.

The funny thing about the above statement is that I'm not kidding.
02-18-2005, 01:12 PM
DonMike

Okay, I've been really quiet thus far, but I need to chime in here. First of all, Andy Mike (no relation) is the King of Weho (or maybe the Queen, but he is royality). I love taking Jasun out on the town because while all eyes are on him, they can't help seeing me and then later on they all want to talk to me because I know the hot guy with the shaved head. LOL!

And lastly, you'll never have such a great night on the town as you will hanging with these two. They are so much fun. And they both have such great accents. :)
02-18-2005, 01:29 PM
Jasun

And I love going out with Don, Because he not only knows lots and lots of hot men, but most of them are bottoms, and many of them end up crashing over at our house.

It's like being a snake and knowing someone who can supplyyou with all the rats you can eat.
02-18-2005, 08:57 PM
DonMike

LOL!!! Yeah, and all my friends love me for supplying them with a connection to the Jasunator. I tell ya, I should sell tickets!
02-20-2005, 12:50 AM
Bell

are you the same Don that used to work for Ounique.com ??

~Bell
02-20-2005, 01:11 AM
dirtygeek

Now why do I have to be the queen? I swear, get creeped out by one weird leather guy and you're a queen for life.

Quote:

Originally posted by WWC-DonMike
Okay, I've been really quiet thus far, but I need to chime in here. First of all, Andy Mike (no relation) is the King of Weho (or maybe the Queen, but he is royality). I love taking Jasun out on the town because while all eyes are on him, they can't help seeing me and then later on they all want to talk to me because I know the hot guy with the shaved head. LOL!

And lastly, you'll never have such a great night on the town as you will hanging with these two. They are so much fun. And they both have such great accents. :)
02-20-2005, 01:13 AM
dirtygeek

Yes Bell, same Don. :angel:

Quote:

Originally posted by Bell
are you the same Don that used to work for Ounique.com ??

~Bell
02-20-2005, 02:04 AM
Squirt

Quote:

Originally posted by Jasun
Well, tonight I have a date with Joan Rivers' Plastic Surgeon's First Assist.

You know Dr. Hoefflin's been around for quite a while and not only worked on Rivers but is famous for fucking up Michael Jacksons nose :high: ( well allegedly ) He also sued some employees a few years back for disclosing the fact that he ( allegedly ) used to play with the privates of unconcious patients and make fun of them lol

Hoefflin is really good friends with Heidi Fleiss and lives way back in Bel Air next to Magic Johnson. Way back when, a few years after I moved to L.A. ( mid 90's ) Hoefflin and Fleiss were hanging out and a homeless guy tried to commit suicide by jumping handcuffed off the pier into the ocean, Hoefflin jumped in and saved the guy! I don't know anything about his current assistants or anything :(

By the way! Since you're new to L.A. you might want to watch some films being made. A little known Hollywood secret is the L.A. Film Office. Anyone shooting a production in the L.A. area has to get a permit from them, and they give a free daily report of locations of films being shot! All you have to do is walk into their office at 7083 Hollywood Blvd. 5th floor and ask for the production report. Looks like they have just started a website.. it's not finished but it's here http://www.eidc.com , and I don't see the report on their site... BUT I do see that they're hiring part time! Two part time positions that require NO EXPERIENCE are a Monitor - you get paid $13 to stay on location for shoot to make sure the production is following it's permit guidelines... or you can be a Field Service Rep for $10 an hour.. notifying the public of productions by puting notification hangers on their doors. http://www.eidc.com/About_the_EIDC/Jobs/jobs.html

Man... I miss L.A.