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So this morning, while I'm in the shower, he drops a large steel replica of the scooby-doo van on my head while taking a shower, then hands me a bottle of poison.
Then, while he was driving me to work, he hit me hard in the face with the buckle on his jacket.
Tonight, I expect he'll drop the toaster in the bathtub as I sleep.
:jasun:
but he's still a great room mate. and to be fair, I had asked him for the bottle of poison.
so, when can i visit? im quivering just thinking of what you two would do to me :angel:
Okay ... where the hell is your shower and how does a room mate just happen to drop a lunch box on you?
Maybe I don't want to know.
Dzinerbear
i wanna know what the poison was!
Okay, the non-Enquirer version of what happened. While brushing my teeth I'm handing Jasun a bottle of some funky tree root oil he uses for God knows what, my face dripping with toothpaste like a mad dog, I reach over the top of the shower window while trying not to drip toothpaste all over my shirt. So, I accidentally knock the lunchbox over, which is a decoration (my bathroom is Scooby Doo themed, afterall).
Now the real question. After reading Jasun's post, why are you sleeping in the bathtub??? :err:
and yes, we were both naked.
But I was planning on taking a bath later tonight with some candles and some of the funky tree root oil and maybe one of your submissive bottom friends.
Just to sweat out the toxins.
Can we get cams wired up in this place?
Hmmm..Just us boy presents Jasun Jasunating the Beautiful Bottom Boys of WestHollywood. .com
think people would pay for that?
why pay for it when you can get it for free LOL!!!
nah, seriously, I am reaching for my wallet as we speak ;)
cheers,
Luke
So, I guess the poison was/is the funky tree root oil? lol
On cam, I dunno....would it qualify as porn or comedy? :D
hehe ;) j/k
The Jasunator ... sounds like a great new web cam feed for MANcheck. If you need an extra income, we pay for this kind of thing. :)
Dzinerbear
And just to make sure - when you do drop that toaster in, make sure it is far away from the drain (works better). Although an iron will even be better :)
Would I need to get all the men Don has been supplying me with to sign a 2257 statement and get copies of their IDs?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dzinerbear
Yes, it there a problem? Like perhaps printing off all of those documents could cause a west-coast paper shortage?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jasun
Poor Don, we do ride him hard, don't we?
:P
Dzinerbear
I wish :sneak:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dzinerbear
Haha.
Any more injurys to report Jasun? ;)
Regards,
Lee
I've been making sure to cook and clean and have dinner ready for him when he gets home and those little "accidents" have stopped.
:jasun:
Yeah, I would really hate for Mr. Iron to slip again, missy. :pimp:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jasun