If you could have anything you wanted in the way of a script that would help you in your business, what would it be? (excluding the script that would create the perfect sexual partner and sidekick)

Got to thinking about my shopping list with my present contracted coders, and we were brainstorming about what I would want to have scripted for automating, or tracking or centralizing my business..

Stats package?
email?
Blogs?
Gallery makers?
Gallery trackers?

Etc..

What would you want?