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    My poor mother!!!

    Okay, so apparently 20/20 or someone did a scathing expose on the porn industry, obviously making us all look like child molesters and spammers. So my mom gets on the phone and says, "how's your job going?" and I told here all was going well. Then she says in a very sly voice "what is it that you actually do again?". I replied, "internet... stuff" (which is usually an adequate answer for the woman who's never turned a computer on, let alone surfed the net or actually had to deal with porn spam). Then she goes, "you're not... you're not working in PORNOGRAPHY!!! ...are you?". I almost pissed myself, trying really hard not to laugh.
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    so what did you tell her??? don't keep us in suspense DonMike! :devil:


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    You kidding?

    I couldn't WAIT to tell my parents.
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    LOL Don! What did you tell her? My family knows what I do and their perfectly cool with it. They even got involved with some of it when I did video distribution. (They reviewed the str8 movies for me.)
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    You do realize by 'gay' I mean a man who has sex with other men?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasun
    You kidding?

    I couldn't WAIT to tell my parents.
    Haha i was the same, every now and again Dad will shoot me an email asking for some good 'porn' sites to visit LOL

    Regards,

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    I simply told her that she had nothing to worry about and that we should change the subject. LOL! My mom couldn't handle the fact that I had an earring when I was in college and that led to a 15 year fight. They're better off left in the dark.
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    When I applied for my first job in the biz, I told my parents that I might be moving out of state to go to work for a company doing web design. They would have freaked the hell out had I told them that I was going to work as an editor for a porn producer... So I waited to tell my mom until after I had gotten the job and been assured that my moving expenses would be paid. And even then I only told my mom. The only thing she said was "PLEASE tell me that you won't be in FRONT of the camera!?!?" After that she was fine. After three years, I thought my dad had figured it out but I guess my mom is better at keeping secrets than I thought. Fortunatly I was working on a straight project when I told him and his response was "I want to see them when your finished."


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    I am straight, but my ass is gay jIgG's Avatar
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    my dad wanted to come and fuck anything that walks for porn once he learned. But he doesn't speak english so that didn't go anywhere, thankfully

    Xstr8 guy would've liked him


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