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    Hamilton Steele
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    What exactly is a twink?

    Ok...

    I suppose a lot of people might argue I should know what this is. But please forgive my ignorance and accept this as an honest question.

    What exactly is a Twink? My wife things it's a man with a small penis and I think it might be a fat guy in bad need of a tan. (Twinkies are kind of round and sort of white-ish.) Hopefull it is neither and every can laugh at my stupidity.


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    Dzinerbear
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    A twink is a young gay guy between the ages of 18 and 21. Some twinks may extend beyond 21 if they look young enough. Twinks are boyish and cute. Twinks usually have little muscle development and I would say no body hair, or at least no chest hair. And I wouldn't say a twink would have facial hair either. The point of being a twink is to look as young as possible.

    Check out Boy Alley, it's pretty much got the niche covered:

    http://www.boyalley.com/tour1.html

    A fat guy in need of a tan would be a Chub or a Bear depending on how fat he is and whether he's got any body hair.

    Cheers
    dzinerbear


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    Hamilton Steele
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dzinerbear
    A twink is a young gay guy between the ages of 18 and 21. Some twinks may extend beyond 21 if they look young enough. Twinks are boyish and cute. Twinks usually have little muscle development and I would say no body hair, or at least no chest hair. And I wouldn't say a twink would have facial hair either. The point of being a twink is to look as young as possible.

    Check out Boy Alley, it's pretty much got the niche covered:

    http://www.boyalley.com/tour1.html

    A fat guy in need of a tan would be a Chub or a Bear depending on how fat he is and whether he's got any body hair.

    Cheers
    dzinerbear
    Gotcha!!! Now it all makes sense...

    Hetro = skinny 18 year old girls without tits.
    Gay = skinny 18 year old boys without chest hair.
    Bisexual = someone in their glory at a highschool graduation.

    I guess my italian and french blood stops be from ever being able pose for this niche.


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    LOVE 4 SALE OR LEASE SEX MONTHLY! :) longboardjim's Avatar
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    a male over the age of 18 but looks 16 and can hold that look till the age of 24 whereas they become a jock requiring them to regularly work out at the nearest gym whereas they become muscle and can hold that look till the age of 30 whereas they become a leather daddy growing back all their chest and facial hair when at the age of 35 they become a bear and regular workouts at the gym stop and age is finally welcomed and then finally at the age of 40 they start their own production companies and the cycle repeats itself with the next generation. :goof:

    sincerely ~ ..."if i could turn back time!... - cher


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    Xstr8guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by longboardjim
    a male over the age of 18 but looks 16 and can hold that look till the age of 24 whereas they become a jock requiring them to regularly work out at the nearest gym whereas they become muscle and can hold that look till the age of 30 whereas they become a leather daddy growing back all their chest and facial hair when at the age of 35 they become a bear and regular workouts at the gym stop and age is finally welcomed and then finally at the age of 40 they start their own production companies and the cycle repeats itself with the next generation. :goof:

    sincerely ~ ..."if i could turn back time!... - cher
    Hehe, that is a pretty accurate description of the basic gay niches boiled down to a single paragraph!

    Of course you can have exceptions to the defintion as well. I've seen pictures of my partner when he was in his mid 20's and he was already a daddy way back then. Just like some 19 year old guys are never twinks and some young guys are bears.


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    robin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamilton Steele
    My wife things it's a man with a small penis
    No those would still be Stud Budgies...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamilton Steele
    Ok...

    I suppose a lot of people might argue I should know what this is. But please forgive my ignorance and accept this as an honest question.

    What exactly is a Twink? My wife things it's a man with a small penis and I think it might be a fat guy in bad need of a tan. (Twinkies are kind of round and sort of white-ish.) Hopefull it is neither and every can laugh at my stupidity.
    LOLOLOLOLOL AHAHHAHAH omg i loved your description!!! "fat guy in bad need of a tan" haha hilarious.

    Anyways, as everyone has probably already clarified for you, a twink is a young (18-20ish) guy who's skinny and boyish looking (a little faggy too?)


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    Slade
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    Luke's a twink! :whip:


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    BDBionic
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    Teen Who's Into Nothing Kinky

    hehehe


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    mike-x
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    Quote Originally Posted by BDBionic
    Teen Who's Into Nothing Kinky

    hehehe
    hehe, nice


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    BlooregardQKazo
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    Hey Hamilton!

    Hey, Man, been on metroporntour.com, not much up there yet.. for a while you seemed to have vanished, glad you haven't! Your should put a store on yor new site, and sell your trademark Bandanna's!!! hey, i'd buy one, Hope everythings going well anyway.

    Graham (fan from england)


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    Hamilton Steele
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlooregardQKazo
    Hey, Man, been on metroporntour.com, not much up there yet.. for a while you seemed to have vanished, glad you haven't! Your should put a store on yor new site, and sell your trademark Bandanna's!!! hey, i'd buy one, Hope everythings going well anyway.

    Graham (fan from england)
    Wow! I have a fan!

    Thanks!

    Now how much do you think someone would pay me for my Bandanna?
    I currently get 50 euro plus shipping for my sperm.

    >>>>>If I offended anyone please note previous comments about being a big whore<<<<<<<<


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    HollywoodHorwtz
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    i'm the antithesis of a twink,cuz of my chest hair, but i look real young,so i guess i cant be either bear nor twink..just a alil jewish boy from viriginia


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    Xstr8guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by HollywoodHorwtz
    i'm the antithesis of a twink,cuz of my chest hair, but i look real young,so i guess i cant be either bear nor twink..just a alil jewish boy from viriginia
    You may be a cub. But we will need to see a full-length nude photo with erection or even better, a ten minute jack-off video. PLEASE? Lol


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    curiousbunny
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    <img border="0" src="http://www.twinkycash.com/images1/model.jpg" width="722" height="505"></p>


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