Yikes, that's so bad it's good.

I used to babelfish song lyrics just for shits and giggles. Translate from English to French (or any language), then back to English again. You get some good stuff.

"I have taste for great ends and I cannot lie."

You otha brotha can't deny.

The worst offenses I've seen came from a dating site that I (briefly) had a bio on. Most of the responses were from the Philipines for some reason. I'm sure they're all nice people, but eventually you can't tell the difference between a Babelfish hack job, or if they were just homeschooled by Nell.