Gay Porn Adjectives?

[Lee]

I was just writing some text links for a new site im working on and began to nitce that i tend to use the same adjectives over and over again in the vast majority of the links i write.

With that being said, i thought it might be an idea to post a few adjectives in this thread that we could all use instead of the 'regular' porn words that we use to describe something for example, one of the links i just wrote was:

'Horny Guys Covered In Fresh Cum'

After thinking for a little while i decided to try changng the adjectives in that text link to the following:

'Sex Crazed Guys Splattered With Wet Sticky Cum'

I dont know about the rest of ya'll but i think the 2nd version sounds a lot more inticing from a 'porn surfers' perspective.

Anyway, i wondered if we could compile a list of words that we can use instead of the regular ones when it comes to writing our sites copy?

For example, how i changed the three words in the first link:

Horny - Sex Crazed
Covered - Splattered
Fresh - Wet

Are there any other commonly used words we can add to the list with some alternate ones to swap them out for?

Regards,

Lee

[CuriousToyBoy]

Lee,

Not just adjectives, but nouns also I have found..

cum = juice = seed = splooge = cream

hard = ripe = turgid = rigid = throbbing = intense

cock = dick = member = pole = tubesteak = love muscle

cute = spunk = studly = eye candy

boy = twink = lad = young guy

It's about word matching to the design in my experience to see which word combos work best

It's been a long day and I'm tired but I'll try and get back later to add some more.....

;-)

[gaystoryman]

I think this was posted here once before by someone, darned if I can recall who though...

http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms2.html :thumbsup:

http://male101.com/synonyms.html :honest:

[TheWhack]

I think this was posted here once before by someone, darned if I can recall who though...

http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms2.html :thumbsup:

http://male101.com/synonyms.html :honest:

LoL I love some of these:

Vagina = fish taco, moist oyster, fun hole, penis sucker

Penis = pee dee, sacred sceptor, mushroom cap, skinpencil, elephant trunk, dork, magic stick

[CuriousToyBoy]

I think this was posted here once before by someone, darned if I can recall who though...

http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms2.html :thumbsup:

http://male101.com/synonyms.html :honest:

Nice find mate - never seen either, but surely bookmarked now !

:rat:

[desslock]

As someone who writes descriptions of sex imagery all day, let me share some of my solutions to writer's block.

I try constantly to keep my writing and descriptions fresh. Using the same set of words endlessly makes for boring reading that translates to flat marketing. A simple suggestion is to run down to your favorite dirty magazine shop.

Now some of you may have never bothered to ever notice, but somewhere beyond the standard, slick photo magazines are some books and magazines that are all fiction... no photos. No, these will not be copies of the Reader's Digest, nor Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction magazine, however some of the stories in these books will have science fiction themes!

I suggest purchasing a few just to keep on hand for this kind of occasion - I often reach over to my stash to find new and interesting ways to describe the act of two people fucking. If you have a place in town that sells used adult magazines, you can grab some gay fiction magazines very cheap.

I have also discovered another great source of writing phraseology for our medium: cooking and culinary writing. Yes, richly described dining experiences often closely mirror descriptions of beautiful bodies and sex. Find food writers that are opinionated and discuss eating in places like three-star Michilin French restaurants - I'll bet Sunday's New York Times and LA Times run food columnists like these.... they really can provide some great content.

By the way, another little secret of mine that many people may not know - my gay porn movie review website has very few instances of the word "fuck."
I instruct my writers when writing about a movie to not use the word at all. It keeps you thinking of new ways to describe things, plus there is a small S.E.O. voice in the back of my head that tells me to just not feed the word to Google and Yahoo incessently.

It is not just about using some explicit words, it is about describing things in an erotic manner that sells.

Steve

[Lee]

It is not just about using some explicit words, it is about describing things in an erotic manner that sells.

Steve

Indeed, that was one of the things i used to teach my staff when i did a quick stint as a restaurant manager in the UK.

Instead of saying stuff like...

Steak with mushroom in a red wine sauce id have them present in such a way that it actually sounded tastfull without them even knowing what it tasted like.

So instead of the bland description they were used to giving out it turned in to..

A succulent steak cutlet served in an earthy mushroom and red wine jus.

Sales actually went up the same week in the restaurant after i got the wait staff to start describing the food and not just telling our clientele what it was

Regards,

Lee