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    The Prince of Dorkness Jasun's Avatar
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    My weekend in Death Valley

    So me and 150 of my closest friends rode up to Bishop (or down if they came from San Francisco), down and over through Death Valley and into Bakerfield and then back home.

    Took three days.

    Was totally un-fucking-believable. Here's some pictures... http://jaylarson.com/photos/QIDV2005/QIDV2005.html

    Had so much fun, met a bunch of new guys, parites with old friends, had a bit-o-naughty fun, ate, drank, was merry, kissed men and rode my motorcycle.

    Death Valley is one of the most stunning places I've ever seen. Just gorgeous. The road south into Trona is perfectly straight for about 30 miles. I got my bike up to about 120. THAT was fun. Twisty canyon roads and straight aways.

    Things I learned...

    That whole "accelerate through the curve" thing actually does work.

    Turn Outs are for quitters.

    Public Nudity can be ruined by something as simple as four bus-loads
    of Japanese Tourists with Cameras.

    My Buell engine sounds really neat above about 120.

    GPS on a motorcycle may lead you unwittingly into dirt roads, 5000
    foot cliffs and blind curves.

    The words to about 30 Shirley Q Liquor bits.

    There are still people in this world who, when seeing three obviously
    gay guys walking down the street, will roll down the window of their
    pick-up lean out and yell "HOMOs!!".

    When looking for my little brother, best thing to do is follow the trail of clothes.

    Real progress as a rider is measured by how fast you can get from the
    99/5 junction to the Hollywood Freeway.

    Everything is better with Axle Grease.
    Jasun Mark. Crass of the Titans.


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    You do realize by 'gay' I mean a man who has sex with other men?
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    Looks like you had fun

    Now about this trail of clothes to find your brother LOL

    Regards,

    Lee


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    The Prince of Dorkness Jasun's Avatar
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    yeah, he was.. missing in the morning.

    And I went looking for him and I saw his T-shirt outside on the ground next to one of the hotel rooms, so I just knocked on the door and he answered.

    So.. well.. i mean... every guy has always wanted to shag two brothers, right?

    Me and my little bro made some guy's dream come true.
    Jasun Mark. Crass of the Titans.


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